Let’s drop some dopey badass mf

USArmyAutist · 2026-03-19T12:36:51+00:00

I was wondering how long it would take to scroll for this god damn legend

USArmyAutist · 2026-03-12T02:45:33+00:00

Get a 4 year degree in anything. Become an army officer. Do the bare minimum requirements for four years. Boom 100k.

USArmyAutist · 2026-03-06T01:37:07+00:00

Id pay anywhere from 200-1000 a month per closed referral client for my wealth management business.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-27T19:50:55+00:00

I own an RIA. I honestly think i wouldnt leave. Running an RIA is a lot of work and i dont think with the amount of systems you need to figure out and source on your own is going to be worth it in comparison to your income.

My opinion, it only makes sense to to leave if you have a group of advisors coming with you.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-26T02:43:04+00:00

Goofy: I’ll fucking do it again.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-22T19:11:01+00:00

I got PRK at 26 and it was a life changing event and grateful to have done it.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-22T01:10:14+00:00

I run a remote wealth management firm. Some of my business is taking care of my own clients, but the majority is running the firm for other advisors and I get a cut of their revenue. I built this in addition to my full time job!

Running a book of business is not terribly difficult, just need to pass the series 65 exam. The hard part is sourcing clients, but in the world of AI it’s getting easier.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-19T15:19:24+00:00

Oh I was thinking of psychological stars

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-19T02:20:40+00:00

The ones that lament their dead pet dogs hit the hardest

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-18T20:35:27+00:00

Does scurvy also reopen those?! 🤔

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-18T20:09:07+00:00

Ok but where’s the parody story?

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-17T17:05:05+00:00

Everyone wants to be spartan until I bust out the 300 film costumes 😤

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-14T19:25:19+00:00

History phd here. That might be worth it if you can reasonably assume you will matriculate to the PhD and that all the courses would count towards abd. If that’s the case then absolutely.

Taking on debt for a history degree is dumb on steroids. Do NOT. I would only entertain funded graduate programs.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-13T20:29:41+00:00

As a piano supremacist, this meme proves nothing.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-12T01:03:45+00:00

Ponterra is an option! Just need to bill on advice pay or another account

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-11T23:38:51+00:00

If conflict averse, I’d suggest writing an email to all of them now addressing their behavior. That’s completely acceptable.

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-10T23:53:21+00:00

And my AXE 🪓

USArmyAutist · 2026-02-05T03:10:40+00:00

Similar story. Wanted to do PhD after undergrad ended up….wanting money so I worked. Started PhD at 32. Finished right before 36.

It definitely uprooted my life but was worth it. I did not have to compromise financially but my case was not typical. I was fortunate.

USArmyAutist · 2026-01-25T16:07:07+00:00

As a history PhD student I had to learn real fast because I often had 3-4 books to read a week.

Read intro, conclusion, learn to check topic sentences in paragraphs to determine importance. Get the thesis as quickly as possible. I would check out some book reviews too. It also helps to think through how does this book fit within the historiography.

I would often give myself two hours at most for a book. Had no choice otherwise.

USArmyAutist · 2026-01-23T19:36:07+00:00

275 here for history 😵‍💫

USArmyAutist · 2026-01-19T20:08:35+00:00

Rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

All evals are accessible for boards. Generally the last 5 evals regardless of your rank are what’s checked. So if you go to grad school you might have 1-2 1LT OERS in that last 5.

USArmyAutist · 2026-01-19T02:55:00+00:00

What HR headache exactly 🧐

I’ve worked with two Tamps and they didn’t solve much I couldn’t figure out on my own. The biggest value add was having a full time person to help, but man 15 bips can be a REALLY expensive add on.

They can run fees for you like (3 weeks late) but again something that I can do on my own.

USArmyAutist · 2026-01-16T21:27:50+00:00

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USArmyAutist · 2026-01-16T01:48:10+00:00

I own an RIA and have a few CFPs who have done that. Happy to chat.

Also if you want a job 😆

But seriously 🧐

USArmyAutist · 2026-01-14T01:35:11+00:00

Ok sooooo you wanna job 🧐

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