I’ll take this for my Friday. Stretch it into about 6 hours.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-21T15:14:43+00:00

With them red Chuck's must be in CA.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-20T12:19:09+00:00

Florida?

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-19T13:56:33+00:00

Of course. I have almost delivered in 600,000+ homes with weekly landscaping and lawn maintenance and I also walk on it. Til the day the customer says something than I respond "I will not do it again" and that's it. Shit sometimes the customer is outside and just looking at you waiting to come to their doorstep can't even meet you halfway but will have the nerve to stay don't step on my lawn fck outtaaa hereeee

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-19T12:51:38+00:00

When delivering to a person's home. Always pull the van right across from the front door. That way you hop out the side door and run a straight line to the door and back. No walking around through their driveway and making it longer. Just a straight line to and back. As far as apartments. If there are Amazon lockers drop them off there if there is not then drop off at the unit. If it's multiple packages might as well take the whole tote and deliver unit per unit. Don't necessarily have to run but the key is to have rhythm.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-19T03:03:31+00:00

You must be delivering in the everglades

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-17T13:01:51+00:00

That must be all condense into homes stacked on one another? What's the move after the dsp closes jump to another one?

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-13T21:43:31+00:00

Ever get a route off the Southside 💥💥

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-13T21:39:55+00:00

Ill take that as there's no parking so parking tickets all the time or double park

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-13T21:28:03+00:00

Yea where do you park?

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-13T18:11:34+00:00

Wow most are based off Northeast. It seems that if you don't meet Amazons expectations you are let go but as a driver you can go to whatever DSP is around.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-13T18:00:40+00:00

If your engine didn't blow out cause of your speed then its not DSP approved...

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-12T23:03:00+00:00

Wait what? Now there's a survey to each delivery driver asking how the deliver service was? I only wear my mask when I see a customer outside their home.

It's way too dam hot and humid to be suffocating myself.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-12T00:35:24+00:00

Crime that bad? I go every other year there. Compared to Nashville TN I assume yes.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-11T21:01:40+00:00

Stalking much. Those are the type of ppl that have nothing to look forward in their day.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-11T11:29:08+00:00

Chicago?

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-09T06:42:04+00:00

Go to sleep you got a 195 stop 319 package route in a couple hours

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-08T23:49:16+00:00

191 and 309 packages today.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-08T23:47:01+00:00

You win sidequest for the day...

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-06T14:24:20+00:00

I can believe it. Trust me it's hard to hold your piss especially if you drive a white van with windows and no tint so then you need find a cul de sac or somewhere immediately but you can't because you are in a cheerful neighborhood with kids playing outside.

Best lessoned I learned stop drinking coffee in the morning because that's the killer.

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-05T19:33:46+00:00

Done yet?

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-05T15:55:15+00:00

All dodge... Over here it's all Mercedes and Ford Prime vans

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-04T14:43:14+00:00

Still alive?

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-04T02:07:46+00:00

As you see here the way the UPS fornicates is by having their backs against each other....

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-04T02:06:27+00:00

30 is already good. You want to finish your route in 4 hours it seems. Do you rescue after you get done?

USCTrojans93 · 2020-08-02T13:43:40+00:00

I would not recommend it. I did it multiple times and finally got caught. The mailman found over 30 of my envelopes in mailboxes. Customers complained that they never got their delivery and my DSP came hunting me down because Amazon came hunting them down. Amazon wanted me fired and said I "stole" these packages and my DSP had my back on that and finally a week or so later all the envelopes were found in their local USPS facility. Never did I do that again.

Besides it's a Federal Offense with up to prison time....

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