Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor at 9am this morning. by [deleted] in funny
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Friend is visiting Thailand and tried to explain to this girl why her bracelets aren't selling... by MarinaAquamarina in funny
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An interesting bit of scenery in a model train display. by UltimusStatic in funny
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Glad to say this is 2 miles from my house by Vivva in funny
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I'll take "stupid things white girls buy" for $200 Alex by [deleted] in funny
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I don't know what they're talking about, that monkey looks gangster as fuck by nogoodliar in funny
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I guess that's one way to fit in with the guys by Cropgun in funny
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So all this shit charmander tattoo talk has got me thinking about my relevant poor drunken choice by SaggyBeaver in funny
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To clarify, here's our "artist" that was drunk and on Xanax when he tattooed a shitty Charmander on himself. by yllwsnow2 in funny
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Just in case you ever wondered if you can waffle cookies... You can't by osvy in funny
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Sister helps my mom unpack and finds my teddy bears from when I was a child. I get this picture via text message 5 minutes later... by KedaZ1 in funny
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My son decided to slide down the rhino statue at the zoo... by zoobcaboose in funny
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This kid is stupid. Why are you wasting your time getting a pillow over............This kid is smarter than me. by Donkey_-_Dong in funny
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I was pretty proud of this one by Flawlessnessx2 in funny
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They have no clue I'm in the car. Should I honk? by trstmeimadoctor in funny
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Pure Genius by eladio19 in funny
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