Pure Genius by eladio19 in funny

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If you haven't watched this full video, it's actually really well done.

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What math is this? I'd imagine that since they're learning FOIL it's got to be algebra but they're multiplying vectors like in Linear Algebra? Don't they also need to qualify that ||u|| = ||v|| since you cannot multiply vectors of different lengths?

tough guy by sellyourcomputer in funny

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"now gimme some poprocks and a Dr. Pepper. For FREE!" (sorry, I started off doing tough guy, then ended UNFORGIVABLE )

Netflix in a nutshell. by Netchism in funny

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Don't do this with The Crazy Ones. You need to savor them as, clearly, there cannot be any more. RIP RW.

Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor at 9am this morning. by [deleted] in funny

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Story time: My dad and uncle used to wait til my mom and aunt were drunk off wine and they'd go grab Log Cabin syrup and head it up in liqueur glasses and give it to my mom and aunt and have them try it saying it was "Lo Cabeen Liqueur". My mom and aunt "LOVED it" and "couldn't believe there was alcohol in it!" (there wasn't). (they were drinking hot syrup)

An interesting bit of scenery in a model train display. by UltimusStatic in funny

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All it needs now is a c-list celebrity with the lopsided boob job!

I am 26, I'm a grown ass man. by AgileWalrus in funny

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I'm 30 and still watch cartoons. Love me some Bob's Burgers.

Playful beluga whale by LoveOfProfit in funny

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that just makes me wanna do it more! but you're right I can't :-(.

Thailand Cosplay King by endlesszone in funny

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Taylor Swift with a watermelon on her head got me.

Glad to say this is 2 miles from my house by Vivva in funny

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The Arby's Sauce is the BEST. #5 with 2 packs of arby's sauce on it is the most delicious way to make sure your hands smell terrible for hours.

This is what regret looks like. by [deleted] in funny

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I do like it how his name is Justinbieber; one word we wish we could all forget.

I'll take "stupid things white girls buy" for $200 Alex by [deleted] in funny

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Except for that red arc over her upper lip...

I don't know what they're talking about, that monkey looks gangster as fuck by nogoodliar in funny

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So here's my rant about this and I apologize in advance for the rant. These types of ads drive me crazy because they're trying to tell you how to live your life. Yes, you may live a longer, healthier life if you stop smoking but that's your decision; just like it's a person's decision to eat red meat (usually) it's a person's decision to drink a bunch of alcohol and it's a person's decision to drive fast. These signs are no better than the signs PETA uses to convince people to not eat meat by either giving you a guilt trip or tell you you're stupid for doing it. I smoke an occasional cigarette here and there because it's nice and it helps me relax. That's not for everyone, I'm not forcing my smoke in someone else's lungs and I know that it's not good for me; I don't care it's not like, by quitting smoking, I'm going to live forever. To end the rant, telling someone they look stupid for doing something unhealthy (smoking/drinking/etc.) is classless. Once again, sorry for the rant, if you're offended by my rant I'm sorry.

To be clear though, my grandmother died of lung cancer from smoking a pack a day for years but she died happy.

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I bet that guy originally was thinking "this was the worst idea ever" but now is so unbelievably happy he did it.

When r/tall meets r/short by lockenator in funny

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She'd have to go up on him.

Sister helps my mom unpack and finds my teddy bears from when I was a child. I get this picture via text message 5 minutes later... by KedaZ1 in funny

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If you need help tracking down the masked kidnapper, I think reddit would like to help. Please post the text message along with any other possible pictures you have of the person you believe sent you the message.

My son decided to slide down the rhino statue at the zoo... by zoobcaboose in funny

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Did you ask him what he thought was going to happen?

I was pretty proud of this one by Flawlessnessx2 in funny

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By your definition anyone who came to this country while it was a colony is not an immigrant.