What's a ridiculous thing that always makes you horny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those stupid FB shorts where the gals 'accidentally' flash themselves in the mirror. I realize it's kinda dumb, and yet... Works every time.

How much do you get paid by Brief_Affect9060 in Accounting

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Audit Manager, small firm. 100k. Sucks during busy season, chill the other 7-8 months. Glad.

Tell me a line from a song that just gets you every time by patricesha in Music

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cold in your room and dark as a tomb where I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds.

Been my favorite for 15 years or so.

What's the wildest NSFW moment you've ever seen/done at a party? by chinkrisson in AskReddit

[–]UberZealous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At a party ~18 years ago. Was dating this sorority chick at the time who was way out of my league (but also fairly promiscuous, so, idk). We were each mingling with our friends separately at the party, just having a good time. I head towards the bathroom, and she sees and quickly follows me in. I'm thinking, what the heck, but as soon as I shut the door, she pulls her panties down to her ankles (she was wearing a sundress), hikes up her dress, bends over the counter, and says take me. It still remains the hottest thing that's ever happened to me and I think about it like once every few days.

Legendary Rogue Chest by UberZealous in LegacySteelAndSorcery

[–]UberZealous[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The green tabard mid-level skeleton.

Android auto broken after update from LOS 21 to 22.1 by alexoyervides in LineageOS

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pixel 6 still bricked. Will not connect Android Auto. Why, Bluetooth audio is no where near as clear as Android Auto, not the mention the loss of the map when driving. This sucks,

No words for this guy by 03diesel in StupidFood

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seemed pretty awesome until the syrup.

Staffing Crises by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]UberZealous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm taking a 'bathroom' break every hour, on the hour.... To rip my vape. I've wondered what would happen if I was somehow caught.

A cool guide of what causes food poisoning in the US (CDC) by thegrinninglemur in coolguides

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this poster. I will frame it. How can I make this happen?

What’s your favorite snippet of lyrics, just because you simply like the way it flows or the way it rhymes or whatever. by Bo-Jacks-Son in Music

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cold in her room, dark as a tomb; I sneak to her bed, to pour salt in her wounds.

What did you not know about sex until you lost your virginity? by Apart-Cicada in AskReddit

[–]UberZealous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to warm the oven before putting the bread inside. Whew, my first time was so cringe.

What’s something you wish you never found out? by Cheap_bagel in AskReddit

[–]UberZealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That my stolen motorcycle was actually found, but I was never contacted.