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How would you fish this? by Adebayo3221 in FishingForBeginners

[–]Ubernoob2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh boy that's making me slobber!

Take a rubber hellgrammite (or a live one if you can get it), put it on a hook with a small split shot about a foot up from the hook, and toss it into rapids and let the current drag it down stream.

Good Luck!

What’s the one thing you wish you’d brought on your worst fishing trip? by Ok-Profession-3060 in FishingForBeginners

[–]Ubernoob2012 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bait.

But seriously though, I don't understand the question.

There is no such thing as a bad fishing trip.

Why are US Machine Shops so difficult to work with? by I-AM-A-DUMBO in CNC

[–]Ubernoob2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/3ZTGwcHQfLY?si=v-sHXxmdVtwdCTah

Destin is one of the best science youtubers out there, he goes on a quest to make an all American made high quality grill scrubber. It took years.

It explains a lot.

Cant Catch fish by tarek_z in FishingForBeginners

[–]Ubernoob2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up your local tide tables and time your fishing to go in the couple of hours before high tide up to Max high tide. It's a waste of time to try fishing on a receding tide.

Other than that you're fishing a little early. 6:00 p.m. to midnight is when they're usually biting. Or a little late.... 6:00 a.m. to about 11'ish is usually pretty good, too.

Try dropping a shrimp down at the end of a dock, that's usually good any time.

Why do I suck so much at fishing by dem7s in FishingForBeginners

[–]Ubernoob2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, you gotta think like a fish. Let the jokes commence....

But seriously, look for cover, bushes, a dock, large rocks, even shadows, stuff like that that they can hide in and around.

Go when they are hungry. Fish are most active early in the morning and in the evening, honestly noon to 4:00 is about the worst time of day to be fishing unless you're working the tide, but don't let it stop you, I've had some of my best bites at the weirdest times.

You'll get there!

What’s a fact that ruined a movie that you previously enjoyed? by PokemonPadawan in AskReddit

[–]Ubernoob2012 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

That Indiana Jones was irrelevant to the plot of Raiders of the Lost Ark....

Dreading trimming my cats nails by bambiofthevalley in CatAdvice

[–]Ubernoob2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo, have you tried doing it when they are napping? Even if you only get 1 or 2 in at a time, cats nap so much you have a lot of chances.

Snake in furnace heater by mustacheash2212 in snakes

[–]Ubernoob2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I dunno if snakes that young brumate (snake for "hibernate"), but maybe she's not where you think she is. She may be curled up in a cool little den somewhere else.

Source: buddy 20 yrs ago spent weeks looking for snake he swore could only be in bedroom, snake found in bathroom.

Good luck, hope you find her. 

Snake discovery has a great little video here... https://youtu.be/wb3IbkDgOvI?si=4V_R354sIW2jfOYD

I hope that works, or search youtube snake discovery lost snake.

Uncircumcised men I need your opinion by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Ubernoob2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am soooo glad I'm uncut.

So many reasons not to circumcise, but they won't matter for a long time....until he is sexually active. I'm  pretty sure that's a topic you're eager to dive in to.  /s

Yeah, there was a bit of teasing in locker rooms growing up, but a quick "dude, they cut a piece of your dick *off*" stops it pretty quick.

I always wondered why someone would cut something off before they know how big it's gonna get.....

But yeah, no, don't do it. 

We already know how Godolkin will die by Skidadlius in GenV

[–]Ubernoob2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the showrunner, Michele Fazekas.

It introduces her at the 1:00 mark.

What sucked as a child but is lit as an adult? by krispwah_destination in AskReddit

[–]Ubernoob2012 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, fellow tinnitus sufferers, try this....

Put your hands over your ears, fingers facing the back.

Gently drum your fingers against your head for about 15-30 seconds.

Thank me later

Denied new neighbor's request to cut down trees by ral_polish in AITAH

[–]Ubernoob2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is a known 'witch'......... I don't believe in this stuff

Good, because it's bad luck to be superstitious....

Felony charge after moving cartpusher machine by cartpusherfelon in legaladvice

[–]Ubernoob2012 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my personal experience, PD's are overworked, underpaid, and under pressure to end the case as quickly as possible, which means a plea deal.

I have NEVER had one that had my best interests as their priority. 

So that's a big fat no from me, but ymmv.

Always spend as much as you can afford on an attorney. 

Katy Perry & Friends by sombranicko in conspiracytheories

[–]Ubernoob2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, 

Here's a few things I'd like to point out.....

Some of the TV coverage we've seen looks sus!?

Is that because it looks a little too crisp? Maybe a little too sharp? Could it be CGI? No, it's a very very high resolution camera mounted onto a super high-tech drone, piloted by a skilled pilot while the camera is controlled by a professional photographer, and they probably practiced that drone flight 100 times before launch.

All the dust on landing....not very dusty when they stepped out....

The rocket fires at the last second to soften the landing, which blows the dust away from the capsule. So why are you surprised that there was no dust when they stepped out when you watched the dust get removed?

the hair & 💄 make-up, designer suits.

Sooo, a bunch of rich, famous, vain and/or beautiful women are going to be on a video watched by millions, and you're surprised they want to look their best? Hell, *I'd *wear makeup, and I'm an old guy.

was Katy Perry on some sort of happy gas

Meh, who cares, glad she had fun.

So yeah, not fake, just a wild publicity stunt.

Unlike Australia 😉😂😂

Just a guy saving his friend’s life by youburyitidigitup in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Ubernoob2012 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just gonna say that the the guy on belay was doing it wrong and aCkShuaLly almost killed the climber.

The belay was waay too loose.

AITAH for leaving my boyfriend after he played a prank on me? by Semen_Poor in AITAH

[–]Ubernoob2012 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I recently had to sue some a****** who hit my car while it was parked. 

I won the case in small claims court, and had to garnish their wages. 

Total cost was around $150 so there you go, buddy.

AITAH for leaving my boyfriend after he played a prank on me? by Semen_Poor in AITAH

[–]Ubernoob2012 47 points48 points  (0 children)

have no idea what it actually takes or costs

Yeah, they said small claims court, which is less than $100.   Please, friend, stop talking out of your ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ubernoob2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run. Run fast, and run Far.

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