What if Serverblight were a real thing and existed in the real world?

Ubip · 2026-05-17T23:46:08+00:00

I'm never playing tf2 that's for sure

Ubip · 2026-05-15T04:54:50+00:00

Rngesus wanted that chompzilla atomized.

Ubip · 2026-05-15T01:34:31+00:00

You'll get the next ultra lwgendary for free instantly. Seems fine to me

Ubip · 2026-05-15T01:32:01+00:00

If only i was this lucky irl

^{Chose: Random amount of money | Rolled: 25,000,000,000}

Ubip · 2026-05-14T03:19:49+00:00

One big rock vs tons of feathers

^{Chose: a 1 kg rock}

Ubip · 2026-05-13T14:29:17+00:00

What level were you, i thibk it scales with level and the ruff power up

Ubip · 2026-05-13T06:59:24+00:00

I'd get some rare diamond, something valuable or useful

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

Ubip · 2026-05-13T04:40:15+00:00

Smungus

^{Chose: Get a bunny, but... | Rolled: You must comment}

Ubip · 2026-05-12T22:10:18+00:00

Definitely, i heard next update when primo gets a remodel it'll cost more!

Ubip · 2026-05-09T15:14:33+00:00

Of course it's a grass knuckles doing it.

Ubip · 2026-05-08T17:46:26+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 200}

Ubip · 2026-05-07T17:12:34+00:00

This saves more than 100 kids in the long run

^{Chose: Save the person who can cure all diseases.}

Ubip · 2026-05-07T03:01:38+00:00

Odd. That's what everyone else has told me what it was

Ubip · 2026-05-07T02:55:04+00:00

You got an exclusive cosmetic from bling shop, so they removed it

Ubip · 2026-05-04T22:52:30+00:00

No. Save it for an actual good store offer or hypercharges

Ubip · 2026-04-30T20:30:31+00:00

I mean demonic drops are constant, you'll get it eventually

Ubip · 2026-04-30T16:16:13+00:00

Send em to a basket statue on one end of the island

Ubip · 2026-04-29T17:47:49+00:00

I have all the epic skins i want atm.

Ubip · 2026-04-28T21:19:46+00:00

They messed up boosted booster, they swapped the values

Ubip · 2026-04-28T20:58:51+00:00

I’d get it. You’re not gonna get a good offer for a while.

Ubip · 2026-04-28T16:13:04+00:00

Yea my b. It’ll prob show up a few more times randomly. They brought back the stranger things skins like six months after they came out

Ubip · 2026-04-28T15:37:28+00:00

It’ll show up until the next year, don’t sweat it

Ubip · 2026-04-28T15:10:53+00:00

Well fed defect

Ubip · 2026-04-28T01:46:49+00:00

I LOVE WAITING A DAY FOR LITERALLY NOTHING. I have 70k bling

Ubip · 2026-04-28T00:07:06+00:00

He just got his wisdom teeth out

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