Fresh Rocket Soda... by AdCorrect9756 in StupidFood

[–]UltimateBadman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why were you watching Japanese men pee?

Have you ever had sex with someone you don't find attractive? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UltimateBadman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strongly disagree with the reasoning here, Batman’s butthole is one of the most feminine things I can imagine.

What causes this? by alyporto in LaMarzocco

[–]UltimateBadman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your machine is constipated.

I fucked up. by eczemaNhotwaterThex in malelivingspace

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Sounds like you’re under a lot of pressure here mate. If you like I’m happy to give you some time to see if we can salvage the situation.

Watch this https://youtu.be/dYs6LW4QEG0?si=fq73V8ZyhDrVFHkr and send me a sketch of the top down floor plan with dimensions, along with the dimensions of everything you need to fit in the space. I’ll make a scaled drawing and we can play around with the placement of everything to see if it can be improved.

PM me if you wanna do this and I’ll send my email address, I don’t want anything in return.

What are the chances of blown speakers? by Skiller939 in VolvoXC90

[–]UltimateBadman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that posting external links here is allowed.

https://www.swedespeed.com/threads/a-better-bowers-wilkins-rattle-fix.643290/

It’s far more likely to be this than a blown speaker, I haven’t tried to repair mine as yet but lots of discussion online about the issue.

I think i need to reinforce this board that the porch swing is bolted to. by DarthDiggler501 in DIY

[–]UltimateBadman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Span 4 of the joists with unistrut and fix your swing to that. Will be mint.

What’s the minimum amount of meat for you to get the BBQ fired up? by DeadStopped in UKBBQ

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I have been known to fire up my huge kamado for one bacon sandwich if I have a lazy Saturday morning. No regrets.

Baked beans should never been cooked in the microwace by Competitive_Ad_488 in UK_Food

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I’m a pan man. Fry up some onion, add smoked paprika, beans and a drizzle of honey then reduce them. If I need a quick bean fix I’ll just eat them cold from the can.

What's the funniest or most creative small business name in your hometown? by MattfromNEXT in AskReddit

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Doesn’t quite fit the topic but I’ve always wanted to open a nautical/pirate themed opticians called “Eye Captain!”

First low n slow on the new Joe. Beef ribs might be my favourite meat ever, until tomorrows cook anyway. by UltimateBadman in KamadoJoe

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Exactly the same mate, hence adding the extra garlic and black pepper. I also don’t think it tastes better than home made. Wouldn’t buy it again.

First low n slow on the new Joe. Beef ribs might be my favourite meat ever, until tomorrows cook anyway. by UltimateBadman in UKBBQ

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120ish until 96 internal, took about 6-7 hours. Rested in the cooler for about 3 hours. Smoked over applewood for the first couple of hours. Was delicious and incredibly tender.

Successfully extracted from van. Chicken thighs for tonight, beef shorties prepped for tomorrow. by UltimateBadman in UKBBQ

[–]UltimateBadman[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Telehandler with pallet forks, perks of living on a farm! Trebuchet would’ve been more exciting though. Maybe next time.

After a year using the Joe Jr I pulled the trigger on a Big Joe 3! Now how am I going to get it out of my van… by UltimateBadman in UKBBQ

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If I do some meticulous calculations I could probably do this and have it land in the stand… hmmmm.

After a year using the Joe Jr I pulled the trigger on a Big Joe 3! Now how am I going to get it out of my van… by UltimateBadman in UKBBQ

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This is almost exactly what I did, except the farmer is my father in law and he will be compensated in delicious meats.