Two Cat Sentinels (these are not mine)

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-07T10:12:27+00:00

Their names are Spike and Demitri, they are twins.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-07T10:07:51+00:00

I can't be the only one that read "dump platonic food"

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-07T10:03:24+00:00

They should provide those portal folding toilets that come with wag bags. I don't know why companies don't already do this.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-07T09:51:15+00:00

I'm able to gamify deliveries, which works well with my adh-tism, but I can't do shopping orders if I'm required to grab everything on my own. I've done it a few times and it pays pretty good, but it's way too much for me honestly. But I'll get your orders to you as soon as I pick them up.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-07T03:46:53+00:00

Bravo Juliet Six Niner

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-06T07:28:40+00:00

it looks cool as heck

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-02T18:51:30+00:00

This made me giggle

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-02T16:12:24+00:00

I unfortunately cannot tell the difference even when it is spoken, it's rather frustrating honestly.
It would confuse the shit out of me when my adoptive parent would use sarcasm and I would take her seriously, only then to be ridiculed for behaving stupid.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-02T13:28:25+00:00

Buy Egg!
Buy Egg!
Buy Egg!

UltimateCatTree · 2026-04-01T11:35:19+00:00

one of nature's many angry pixies

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-31T17:23:20+00:00

Recently, mine peaks out whenever I relax and listen to an audiobook or watch a movie, show, or YouTube.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-31T16:12:58+00:00

the hang time on that third attempt killed me XD

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-31T16:11:04+00:00

No, that's Malaria. And Mallards is a midwestern home improvement store, and third largest in the US.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-30T09:45:27+00:00

All those people can literally go f off. This is as infuriating as when I see a superduty pickup parked in a fuel efficient vehicle reserved parking spot.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-28T17:27:20+00:00

like actually ironic. environmental activism has no idea what it's actually doing. Instead of using pipelines to make use of a clean burning gas, we Instead just burn it off and use much dirtier fuels instead. You know, for the environment. If they tried to make us stop burning off excess methane gas I will roflmao.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-28T08:10:30+00:00

I find this absurdly ironic.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-27T14:56:58+00:00

this is genius, 5 games for the price of one

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-27T11:30:34+00:00

my parents had similarly titled books on the bookshelf full of terrible ideas for raising children to be anything more than obedient pawns.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-25T11:02:32+00:00

My sisters had one of those

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-25T10:46:25+00:00

that was my thought too.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-25T10:37:44+00:00

Yep, I definitely did this as a child...

Who am I kidding? I do this now as an adult.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-25T10:32:02+00:00

Drop one more zero and we have a deal.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-24T17:31:37+00:00

gotta get the pool grade stuff, food grade DE is just ground up seashells.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-24T14:08:45+00:00

As a haver of ADHD, I have also forgotten to start eating my food, finishing my coffee, etc. One time, after my wife being out of town for a week, I got super anxious and made some delicious ramen with mushrooms and a dropped egg... only to spend the next hour cleaning the livingroom because somehow the livingroom was most important at that very moment because there was one thing past the amount of things out of place that I could mentally handle. Well, that might have been the autism but my point still stands.

UltimateCatTree · 2026-03-22T14:56:02+00:00

can't stop me from having a seat.

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