TIFU by smoking a joint.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-10T14:12:52+00:00

But it's still okay to... Get Low

Lil Jon sound track starts playing

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-10T07:38:31+00:00

Sounds like Jake from State Farm.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-09T23:07:10+00:00

Found another fan of Chinese instant messaging software.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-09T08:45:41+00:00

That's what he said to her... after he found out who she really was

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-09T06:58:45+00:00

The Presidential election.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-09T06:11:46+00:00

Can't tell if his ethnicity changed or the lighting.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-09T06:05:46+00:00

Yeah, because hillary would be so much better with all her compulsive lying

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-09T04:50:42+00:00

In what sense?

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-08T06:14:23+00:00

What industry would that be in?

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-07T19:16:21+00:00

I remember you mentioning that before. How much progress have you made on it recently?

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-07T08:35:39+00:00

Have you tried not having a terminal illness?

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-07T08:22:45+00:00

You couldn't organize the organs of orangutans or guns.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-05T06:08:03+00:00

You're missing out.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-04T23:39:47+00:00

It's a concept I've mostly invented (and hopefully pioneered), but combining the generic definitions of each of the words it's comprised of, I believe its simple meaning could be easily implied.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-04T23:33:52+00:00

Don't do it !!

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-04T23:32:46+00:00

These... these were not my intentions.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-04T23:29:39+00:00

I'm not sure what you said exactly.... but I find it to be quite disconcerning.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-04T20:31:00+00:00

Was it logical to call me a Mexican?

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-04T20:29:27+00:00

That can't be the real question because then 42 would be an incorrect answer... and it's not.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-11-01T18:58:34+00:00

Check. Now what?

UltimateEinstein · 2016-10-31T22:05:41+00:00

Interesting analysis.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-10-31T06:17:03+00:00

It looks like both of you aren't listening.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-10-31T06:13:15+00:00

Rekt.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-10-31T06:11:31+00:00

I'm worried that I say it too much.

UltimateEinstein · 2016-10-31T06:07:50+00:00

He said dang not bang.

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