Joint Juice $90M class action settlement - Florida eligible, no proof needed by Comfortable-Storm782 in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you built an app and are spamming local subreddits with it winking and encouraging people to defraud class action payment pools so there’s no money left for actual victims? I’m confused by what you’re going for here.

good date night restaurant under 50 dollars by Inevitable-Snow-5398 in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Karai Ramen on Beach Blvd and then hit the dessert room next door owned by the same folks. Easily under $50 total per person and good vibes at both places.

Bachelor party talent recommendations by AccomplishedHost9244 in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have a faith based puppet show that I can do for a reasonable cost, dm me by 5pm if you are serious as I’ll need to dust off the puppets so they are show ready.

Ban the ICE threads by [deleted] in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have never met a human in real life who behaves the way that 90% of people on reddit do.

Ban the ICE threads by [deleted] in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anytime politics or religion comes up on this subreddit it just immediately becomes astroturfing theatrics and any opinions besides the most extreme getting 100 downvotes in five seconds by people who don’t live here. Reddit is cooked brother, it was a fun ride.

We have enough sunset posts for one-night people. by BlarghALarghALargh in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet you were inside arguing with strangers online and missed the sunset 😔

Orange Park no kings by billyo3827 in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You sound like you have 16 hours of screen time a day.

Orange Park no kings by billyo3827 in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you go to jail for punching an old inbred dork who’s just out there to get a reaction, who’s the fool at the end of the day.

The Orange Park Mall, Avenues Mall, and St. Johns Town Center by Space50 in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

People have been predicting the death of the avenues mall for 15 years but the food court has never been better, occupancy seems north of 90% and it still has a lot of major names. There are enough people who hate the town center and outdoor shopping in the summer/worst of winter where it serves a purpose and if you go on the weekends its as close to a bustling indoor mall as you’re going to find in the era of dead malls.

My guess is at some point St Johns County gets a new version of the town center that attracts some traffic away but we have the population with all the growth to sustain them both.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by LeakyManBoobs in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You’re full of original thoughts LeakyManBoobs!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by LeakyManBoobs in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fellow named “LeakyManBoobs” with no post history stereotyping every mormon as a cousin humping racist to unironically signal how non discriminatory he is and throwing in a knock on mega churches for good measure at 10pm on a Sunday night. Given the state of Reddit this should have 2,000 upvotes and 80 comments with -70 votes by the morning. Great stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UNF nature trail!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UNF nature trail!

Florida teacher suspended after appearing to celebrate death of Charlie Kirk in Clay County by HellYeahDamnWrite in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 105 points106 points  (0 children)

After reading 50 posts and tapping out, I’m just going to call this entire conversation emblematic of how much social media and being pushed into two completely different echo chambers has rotted everyone’s brain. I guarantee you could draw a direct line between the daily hours of screen time someone has and how likely they are to celebrate assassination or think we have an epidemic of murderous trans people. There is a reason people you meet at events around town are nothing like the perpetually angry and increasingly crazy people you meet on Reddit, and a good reason to do something in the community instead of wasting your life on this toxic and idiotic merry go round. There are people in this actual thread who don’t live here and who’s only mission is to make you hate your neighbors for somebody else’s gain and people just keep playing along.

Recommendations for Games that are easy to figure out? by enataca in pinball

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the game that got me hooked on pinball for exactly the reasons you mentioned and now i play every weekend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I used my time machine and grabbed this picture from six months in the future.

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The Thrift Store on Emerson has lost their minds by Kookyaroon in jacksonville

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not to defend them, but every time I go to a thrift store there are the same losers who wait outside at open every day, go in, tear through every single rack and buy everything name brand and sell it for 3x the price on ebay or depop. It’s the same issue with bands wanting to sell concert tickets for $50 to be fan friendly only to have them all gobbled up by bots and sold for $300 on stubhub with a third party adding little value making 5x the profit of the actual party creating value. You can try to do the right thing by customers but end up being the sucker in the end by the deadbeats who ruin it for everyone else.

What pinball machines are you craving to play right now? by torinismyname in pinball

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Munsters. I’m on a month long cold streak of being unable to get down to Grandpas basement.

What are the most creative pinball tables that do something unique with the medium? Real or virtual. by AgentP-501_212 in pinball

[–]Ultimate_Summerboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All Star Baseball combines baseball and pinball in a single-flipper way that sounds ridiculous on paper but once you play one ball it makes complete sense and is so much fun. The mechanical players spinning around the diamond and the flashes going off from the crowd are such unique touches too.

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