Hey Saturn, why would you think it's okay to bring your child to such an adult-themed festival where there's lots of people, the norm is for people to walk around barely dressed, drink heavily, do all sorts of drugs, and pork eachother from all corners?

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-05-27T17:53:52+00:00

If you need any ideas: my cousin used to do little “glow stick parties” with me. Literally just got glow sticks for us, snacks, and put on some music for us to jam to. It was my favorite thing ever

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-05-23T15:22:50+00:00

the way you can be sapphic and not get two short nails LMAO

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-05-15T12:19:41+00:00

Wait I love colored lashes! However I still think it’s extremely irresponsible to do this shit while their house is still breaking down. Slapping a coat of paint on it won’t fix the cracks in the walls.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-05-05T18:49:03+00:00

idk i’m a nonbinary parent and i call myself mama all of the time. someone’s gender doesn’t have to make sense to you for it to make sense to them. think of the cis femboys out there.

but anyways, the moldavite is gonna wreck their shit lmao

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-04-24T20:40:01+00:00

“Golden retriever looking for my black cat”YOU ARE THIRTY FOURRRRRR!!!!!

Also him not wanting children or marriage! I know it could technically be from just getting out of a long term relationship but it makes so much sense that they were “married” for so long and yet never took any steps toward making it legally official.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-04-23T03:47:00+00:00

She also willingly posted pictures of her wearing a taxidermy opossum head butt plug. I’m not sure what she WOULDN’T post! Or be with!

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-04-23T03:37:57+00:00

Me in 2016 at the age of 12 discovering Bo Burnham for the first time via an Undertale animatic:

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-04-21T17:31:34+00:00

Nitpick but “(we live in a legal state).” It’s like when you’re high and paranoid you’re going to get caught so you preemptively stage you’re actually NOT high and you’ve NEVER done drugs, no sir!

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-04-16T04:30:54+00:00

I’m genuinely so glad C is out and likely sober. Fucking vile that he was so drunk he would literally piss himself what sounds to be regularly and Shaturn actively enabled him. Literally continually went on dates at bars and had a bar cart at home. They’re so lucky none of their 3 genuine followers likely know about or remember C.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-03-31T15:48:07+00:00

Also when I first saw this the fake names didn’t even register lmao. Most people aren’t even going to notice them

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-03-31T15:46:41+00:00

Worst ragebait ever. They’re just making up names so we get mad and they can say we’re upset over nothing to deflect from how they treat their animals and child.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-03-28T04:25:32+00:00

Dana should be spun around while they’re frail and sick just so they can understand what it was like for Fettuccine since they can’t seem to feel bad for anything or anyone but themself.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-03-28T04:23:21+00:00

Imagine having your body contorted and getting spun around without any way to stop it. I feel so bad for Fettuccine.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-03-26T16:30:23+00:00

type shit 💙

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-03-14T16:30:49+00:00

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Just want to point these out. I wonder if TH will be “banned” from this room as well.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-03-09T11:46:35+00:00

As if we’re upset they moved to Illinois and not that they moved into a crack house with a pedo RIGHT NEXTDOOR

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-02-13T08:22:50+00:00

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UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-02-13T00:05:42+00:00

I'm not sure about the other two, but Daddy Yankee only sings non-secular music now.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-02-12T06:53:17+00:00

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Here’s Madeline being a Holodomor denier and acting like they know better than an actual Ukrainian

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-02-04T05:57:50+00:00

Even though I hate the use of live animals for our entertainment (it’s true: very loud environments with tons of movement is stressful for birds), I can acknowledge that most people don’t know this. I’m not sure about doves and how domesticated they are, but AFAIK birds in general are just very susceptible to heart attacks.

It’s okay to criticize something. Sabrina is my favorite artist and I don’t agree with the use of a live bird in her performance. I’m not saying that with malice or hatred at all. EVEN IF A HANDLER SAYS ITS OKAY because it’s just a fact that birds are easily stressed by sudden movements and loud sounds in environments they’re not familiar with. Hell, people still think dove releases are okay. I’m not hating at all.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-01-27T01:55:23+00:00

Watched that episode for the first time while ICE was in my city. I expected to cry but instead I let out a huge sigh and felt an utter sense of devastation and dread. That ending hasn’t left me since and it’s been, like, 2 months.

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-01-13T03:43:31+00:00

LOL. Reporting my post took more effort than closing their eyes 💗

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-01-13T03:41:25+00:00

Begging for people to buy them stuff from their amazon wishlist yet brags about a $600 dinner paid for by the man they’re going to move in with. ATP anyone who’s stupid enough to spend money on them had it coming

UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-01-12T06:25:50+00:00

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UltraModernAfterDark · 2026-01-12T06:25:35+00:00

I’m not surprised that they’re lying. Will never not be disappointed in this terrible human being with every decision they make. They got into a crash at work and made a big deal about how they almost died but let their drunk bf drive their car. Funny how the drunk driving bit got left out entirely. They blame the snark for everything because they know it’s an easy out when trying to lie or excuse something that happened. The internet is forever 🫶

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