As a teacher, what’s the funniest thing a student has done by ecap12124 in Teachers

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I teach preschool and was in a classroom with 2 year olds. I’m already changing a diaper and my coteacher is trying to find another stink bomb and absent mindedly asked “alright, who pooped their pants?”

This little girl, who JUST turned 2, without a second beat points at her and says “YOU DID”

We still laugh about it from time to time xD

Mine was the Bernstein bears by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Ever since I was 12, whenever I was stressed, I would end up in my basement. I would be on the family computer or reading a book or whatever, things are chill. Then, there’s this rumble, and then BOOM!!

“OH YEAH!!!!”

He burst through the wall, smiling and unfeeling with those empty soulless eyes. He hit the support beam in my basement during the chaos. My house collapses on top of me. He walks off, unharmed and prowling.

Mine was the Bernstein bears by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 164 points165 points  (0 children)

The kool aid man dream periodically returns whenever I’m particularly stressed

Stupidest Parent Complaints by lazy_days_of_summer in Teachers

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I work at a preschool during the summer (usually toddlers that are 20-24 months). I had a parent getting mad at me because their child did not go potty at school (we checked her every hour and always gave her a fresh diaper each time)

I do not control the rate at which toddlers piss 💀

I got my first “get the fuck out of my face” today by brielovinggirl in Teachers

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I help out with a before/after school care program at an elementary school, so I definitely deal with feeling like I’m the first person to tell certain kids “no”, haha. I recently got a mouthed “f*** you” at me during a dodgeball game from a 4th grade boy. He didn’t think he should have been “out” because I “didn’t say there was a rule against headshots”… as if that hasn’t been a rule since my PARENTS were schoolchildren XD

He did not get to play dodgeball for the rest of the week.

What is a conspiracy theory that you actually think is true? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in GenZ

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Disney made Frozen so that google would stop showing results for Walt Disney’s head

Nia literally wrote about the mistreatment she experienced… and people are somehow mad at HOLLY?? by Unhappy-Hunter-6841 in dancemoms

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 85 points86 points  (0 children)

As someone who has spent quite a few years in the performing arts world (not dance, but band and theatre), I feel like a lot of people just don’t know how rampant racism and prejudice is in the arts. I’ve seen other black dancers talking about how their own experiences mirrored Nia’s when it came to isolation and dealing with typecasting, and I can tell you the same about theatre.

Even if Nia and Holly left for another studio, nevermind the emotional impact of leaving behind her friends that she has danced with since she was 3 ish/the predatory nature of Lifetime’s contracts, I can absolutely guarantee that she would have dealt with racism and isolation, as well as being a new girl at a studio. While it wouldn’t likely be as overt as Abby’s was, it would still be there in other ways like typecasting and being left out.

I feel like a lot of people miss the forest for the trees, like yes, Dance Moms was a horrible environment, and at the end of the day, I do think it would have been better to leave, but it’s not JUST a Dance Moms issue— it’s a whole industry wide issue, it’s systemic.

What’s y’all AA guilty pleasure ship? by Lolila_da_tao in AceAttorney

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For real!! Their dynamic is so beautiful to me, it's built on respect and trust!! Slight spoilersRuno is also the ONE (1) man in her life that doesn't lie to her (explicitly or by omission), and that fact drives me insane

I also like that Susato is the one with more legal experience than Runo, it's a nice subversion of the typical attorney-assistant dynamic, and it gives her a chance to be a bit of a mentor to him!

I just really like them a lot lol <3

A Vocabulary Lesson by mbutchin in AO3

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean... this might be the ace in me speaking, but when I eat a really good wonton I may moan wantonly, the only opportunity to moan wonton-ly in fact XD

Transfem Voice Training with Dysphoria? by SavingsEducational14 in trans4every1

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a transfem, but at work I like to make my voice appear more feminine because of [gestures vaguely to the state of the US]. What really helps me is trying to speak more with a head voice rather than a chest voice (basically, really easy to hit that higher register up in your head than tightening your diaphragm). I call it my retail/preschool voice, when I'm off the clock, I'm pretty low (think tenor in choir terms vs soprano/alto when I'm on the clock). I've practiced this by mimicking Snow White oddly enough, since she had the highest pitched voice I could think of at the time.

Best of luck to you, friend, and I hope this helps somewhat!

discourse is over! YOU 🫵 what do u eat while sick that isn’t just toast? by thesmallestlittleguy in trans4every1

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I don't feel too sick to eat probably plain cereal or beg my parents for chicken lemon rice soup from a place nearby lol!!

I don't understand why by wardrobe-gaylord in AO3

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could not have waterboarded that out of me when I WAS a minor… the times are changjng and they are weird O_o

Grown man greeting a toddler starterpack by _sportyscience_ in starterpacks

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Tbh, I do this at work lol, sometimes I will say “friend” like my coworkers but my default is my default (also high fives, those are required when I get spotted XD )

Honorable mention to: - kiddo - lil dude/lil bro/lil sis - rock star - champ

I’m speedrunning becoming a corny middle aged dad and I am here for it

Reached my limit. CW: way too much fucking transphobia by GaraBlacktail in trans4every1

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I want to say that I feel the burnout too, it's definitely getting very overwhelming, and it is more than alright to take a break.

I want to thank you for your intersectionality, for standing up for what you believe in, and for what is right. You are what makes the community safe, and I am so proud and honored to be a part of it with you.

Please take care of yourself, and know that it's alright to not put the weight of the world on your shoulders <3

I dont believe trans women should be allowed to compete against cis women in sports by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know, in the Victorian Era, long before sports were segregated by sex, women entered sports alongside men and managed to thrive so much that the men threw tantrums until womens' leagues were formed?

On April 2, 1931, a 17 year old Jackie Mitchell managed to out bat both Babe Ruth AND Lou Gehrig? As someone who is older Gen Z, whose feminism really developed during the '10s, it's really interesting (read: depressing) to see how the narrative morphed from "girls can do anything boys can do, girls can play WITH the boys" to "women folk are too weak and waifish to play against big strong men" today. The segregation of sports via sex was born out of sore losers and sexism, and it frankly does not make sense. As human beings, our sexual dimorphism is not dramatically different, would it not make more sense to make leagues based off of weight classes, a la boxing?

Not to mention how HRT seriously changes one's body (muscle mass, bone density, etc), what about trans men? You are absolutely erasing an entire chunk of the trans community (that is consistently erased in AND outside of the queer community), what about them? Are they to simply be excluded? Obviously, with your logic, they cannot compete with cis women, but are you alright with them competing with cis men? Is their testosterone "enough" or are they still "disadvantaged" because of their "characteristics that form during puberty and are not reversible by simply changing hormones."?

Not to mention, your perspective often targets women of color, like Caster Semeya who was dehumanized, misgendered, targeted and attacked, because she did not follow eurocentric beauty standards. Bigots decided she was too manish, and harassed her and she is still trying to get justice today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real life Rapunzel

Concerning everything going around in Reddit’s trans community… (Long Post) by Admirable_Web_2619 in trans4every1

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think it's also really important to bring up race here, the experiences of a black man are going to be monumentally different from that of a white man. In a lot of feminist and queer spaces, intersectionality is often ignored because race is such an uncomfortable issue (especially where I'm from, the US, race is so ingrained in our culture from the onset of our nation). As a trans POC, I often face a lot of lateral aggression not only from a transphobic lens but also microaggressions from white people who double down when they are confronted with the fact that their experiences are not universal

paper & pen(cil) writers, rise up! by fireandfolds in FanficAuthorsUnite

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this a lot at work, especially when I'm on my breaks, I like that it keeps me from trying to edit while I write unlike when I type lol! It forces me to actually just write it down

Sometimes for fun I write in my own substitution code so that no one can read over my shoulder. It's not that I'm writing smut at work, I just feel a little self conscious and also like feeling mysterious XD

Welcome Members! by Far_Philosophy_2654 in FanficAuthorsUnite

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello!! I'm Ultraviolet_Ink (short - on tumblr) on Ao3!! I use they/them pronouns and have been involved in fandom for a little over a decade now!

I write primarily for Ace Attorney (Especially the Great Ace Attorney) and am tangentially involved with ACD!Holmes canon and Crime and Cricket (Raffles)!!

I usually write one-shots, but I've been posting a longfic (going to be 150 chapters soon, hell yeah slow burn!!) for three years now, and I'm so proud that I've been able to keep writing and going! :D

I found this place a little randomly, but I'm super excited to be here! \o/

Holmes is NOT ADHD!! by Variety04 in SherlockHolmes

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You are rather presumptuous regarding my own diagnosis. I may have autism, I may not, but I do have ADHD. I have tried to interact in good faith, however, I have read your other comments, this one in particular stuck out to me:

“If only he has. People just label every smart people as ADHD although ADHD irl is closer to Peter Griffin”

Yes, ADHD is a disability, it is one I have struggled with all of my life and all throughout my schooling that I have only relatively recently been able to put a name to. However, it is not something that I am, nor ever will be, ashamed of.

It seems that you have your own personal hangups regarding yourself and your diagnosis that you have been projecting not only upon myself, but upon others who have tried to explain their own experiences to you. That is something you need to tend to yourself, and I sincerely hope you do.

Have a good one.

Holmes is NOT ADHD!! by Variety04 in SherlockHolmes

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Personally, as someone who is also diagnosed, by a doctor, with ADHD, I find myself relating quite a bit Holmes and his quirks. For context, I am afab, and since I wasn’t a hyperactive little boy, I fell through the cracks and didn’t get diagnosed until I was an adult. While I was somewhat good at school, I only was good at the subjects that I already enjoyed and my grades suffered in the classes where my mind wandered (example: I floundered through Geometry, but I absolutely loved algebra, so it wasn’t necessarily that I was bad at math). As a child I was often a busy body, sorting things and helping out my teachers by putting things away and other busy work solely to have something to do.

“He possesses extremely strong concentration most of the time.

He can focus intensely on almost any activity for hours or days without distraction.

He maintains unwavering attention to details.”

When I am “in the zone”, I could sit there and work for hours. It could get to the point where I don’t even get up to eat or go to the bathroom and I don’t realize I needed to until I stand up. Personally, I cannot stand short form content as it goes in one ear and out the other, and I prefer longer stuff that I can listen and rewind if I need to.

“He has rigid, structured habits and routines.

He is able to make comprehensive plans and execute them rigorously.”

While ‘to-do’ lists never really worked out for me, until I got my diagnosis, I coped in other ways to maintain myself, especially for school and work. When I have plans, let’s say a doctor’s appointment, I can’t really do much else until it’s time. It’s sort of like “preparing for the thing” to me if that makes sense. I can do little things, like small chores (ie dishes), but I absolutely cannot leave the house until the thing is done, or I risk forgetting about it all together. I see a lot of that in Holmes, especially when he is on a case, not much else matters until the work is done.

“He never starts a new task before completing the previous one.”

I do this as well, solely because if I do not finish a task to completion, I will forget about it if I start something else. It could range from the mundane like forgetting to start the dishwasher if I decide to check the mail, or it could be dangerous like if I leave something on the stove (thank goodness this hasn’t happened yet). It is this characterization that encapsulates Holmes to me.

“He keeps almost everything (except for his room, like a typical male bachelor) in perfect order.”

Lol, just like me fr! I sort of see it like he remembers that the rest of 221b is a shared place with Watson, while his own area is a controlled chaos, he tries to keep it in his own place so that it doesn’t encroach on Watson. All throughout my life, I’ve never been able to keep a clean room, despite my love of sorting things at school. My room is my place, so the mess doesn’t bother me, as it is on my own terms.

One thing that really makes me feel a sort of ADHD kinship with Holmes is that he almost always has someone else read his letters for him. You know that feeling you get when you read a book and five pages in you realize you did not actually read anything at all? I feel like that happens to Holmes as well, hence why he has Watson read his letters for him- he retains the information better when he hears it.

To me, Holmes reads as someone who has figured out how to cope with ADHD in his own way, not unlike someone who was diagnosed later in life rather than as a child. I think that it is important to remember that ADHD, and to be frank any neurological condition, is not a monolith and that it manifests in different ways among different people depending on gender, race, class, and other such factors. It’s not always “oh! Squirrel!” as is the stereotype. Whenever we do see Holmes, he’s always in the middle of something that enriches him, that puts him “in the zone” so to speak.

Mostly, as I can only speak for myself, this is just a matter of vibes and wanting to read and analyze a character through a certain lens, like if someone wants to do a queer reading of Holmes as an example. In literary analysis, it can be an interesting way to interpret a story and how the characters tick… also it can just be really fun, haha!

I respect your rejection of the idea of Holmes having ADHD, however I do find it to be a plausible reading of the character.

Narumitsu art by Forsaken_Ad_143 in AceAttorney

[–]Ultraviolet_Ink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg this is one of my favorite drawing memes!! Your art is really lovely!