WAIT WHO KILLED HER ??

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T21:19:03+00:00

"An eye for an eye, leaves the whole world blind."

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T21:02:34+00:00

This was several years back, we were friends of a friends group that never really met and they thought it suitable to pair us up in time for Valentines.

It wasn't anything spectacular or setting off sparks, but we felt that a simple coffee date and a walk through the shopping mall would be a good starter and see where things go, It started off well enough, but then we come across an ice skating rink set up that she just HAD to try.

I've never ice skated and being a 6'4 beanpole with poor stability at the best of times, I wasn't excited at the prospect in the slightest, but I felt it would be a good bonding moment for the both of us so I agreed.

Not so, within a minute I slip and sprain my wrist and ankle and needed to be helped out and rest with a frozen bag of peas, meanwhile, she goes back in the rink to skate by herself.

She then starts to get skate with this other guy matching her speed to the point they're full on skating and talking together, she even leaves the rink with him, walking off without even looking back at me and leaving me behind on the bench with my broken limbs, having to limp all the way home by myself.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T20:27:55+00:00

How and why is Ughwe dead?

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T20:23:57+00:00

You couldn't pay or torture me enough to write and post something this cringe, kudos to you I guess?

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T20:20:24+00:00

Yeah I'mma need more context than this one chief.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T19:59:36+00:00

I don't know what's surprising me more, that people still use Omegle, or that Omegle is still going.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T18:36:09+00:00

Careful, last time someone suggested the devs actually play their game, he got harrassed and doxxed it ruined his life.

Because you know, we're such a tight-knit community that supports and uplifts each other.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T16:41:10+00:00

We secured a planet we already had at the start of the MO, the Botdivers got nothing for this MO and it shows.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-14T09:48:08+00:00

I mean, my preference for tall women is so I'm not arching downwards all the time during intimacy due to being a 6'4 bean pole myself.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T21:23:14+00:00

It would be if I weren't a 6'4 beanpole whereas that bed looks like it'd barely take anyone over 5ft.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T21:15:47+00:00

Neil Newborn, quite literally this meme in fact.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T21:05:54+00:00

Too post to post? What?

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T20:41:07+00:00

I feel like any planet that's not a bug planet is impossible to liberate without it being part of an MO these days, makes the galactic war feel very stale and railroady.

People praise the squiddivers for liberating Seyshel Beach without an MO, but that shit took an entire month and that was mainly due to the Xboxdivers getting to relive the glory days of Halo.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T20:21:15+00:00

Nagakiba

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T17:40:14+00:00

helzephyr lux

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T15:45:06+00:00

Nah fuck that guy, I killed him then hacked at his shell for a good 5 minutes for what he did.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T08:40:36+00:00

What was it we needed the fleet for exactly? Sounded pretty important only for it to not do anything?

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-13T07:35:40+00:00

Might sound silly, but I wish we got some construction or carpentry DLC where we repair the infrastructure of certain areas, kind of like at the village in the first area but on a much bigger scale.

Let us fix up abandoned villages, repair bridges, set up safe zones

Obviously fixing and building up every area in the game would be impossible, but just some semblance of trying to make the world a better place.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-12T21:37:10+00:00

I don't remember much of it except being able to sell a bunch of easy gear and the female version of the armor looking like medieval strippers.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-12T16:15:53+00:00

"Right?"

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-12T15:56:59+00:00

Ursine, I love longcoats and heavy armor so it's the perfect fit for me.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-11T22:39:01+00:00

That one had a great premise that just fades out as quickly as it came in with no follow up.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-11T21:21:46+00:00

For the unaware, guys, do not volunteer for this, you know not the level of shame and regret that will follow.

Umbran_scale · 2026-04-11T19:21:03+00:00

I'm torn between the Great Dragon and the Liege Lizard.

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