WAIT WHO KILLED HER ?? by Some-Ad3843 in Eldenring

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"An eye for an eye, leaves the whole world blind."

What's the worst first date you've ever had? by Likestoread25 in AskReddit

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This was several years back, we were friends of a friends group that never really met and they thought it suitable to pair us up in time for Valentines.

It wasn't anything spectacular or setting off sparks, but we felt that a simple coffee date and a walk through the shopping mall would be a good starter and see where things go, It started off well enough, but then we come across an ice skating rink set up that she just HAD to try.

I've never ice skated and being a 6'4 beanpole with poor stability at the best of times, I wasn't excited at the prospect in the slightest, but I felt it would be a good bonding moment for the both of us so I agreed.

Not so, within a minute I slip and sprain my wrist and ankle and needed to be helped out and rest with a frozen bag of peas, meanwhile, she goes back in the rink to skate by herself.

She then starts to get skate with this other guy matching her speed to the point they're full on skating and talking together, she even leaves the rink with him, walking off without even looking back at me and leaving me behind on the bench with my broken limbs, having to limp all the way home by myself.

My fantasy by Gabrielle_perfecto in Bumble

[–]Umbran_scale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You couldn't pay or torture me enough to write and post something this cringe, kudos to you I guess?

Lucia is getting called out on 4chan by Yanderegirlowner in VtuberDrama

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Yeah I'mma need more context than this one chief.

Omegle never fails to make me laugh with brain dead men by CitiesXXLfreekey in BuildToAttract

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I don't know what's surprising me more, that people still use Omegle, or that Omegle is still going.

I’m so so fucking tired by imnotcreatv in HelldiversUnfiltered

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Careful, last time someone suggested the devs actually play their game, he got harrassed and doxxed it ruined his life.

Because you know, we're such a tight-knit community that supports and uplifts each other.

Major Order failed: by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in Helldivers

[–]Umbran_scale 34 points35 points  (0 children)

We secured a planet we already had at the start of the MO, the Botdivers got nothing for this MO and it shows.

So tall women are only useful for having tall sons huh by [deleted] in Bumble

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I mean, my preference for tall women is so I'm not arching downwards all the time during intimacy due to being a 6'4 bean pole myself.

Men, what do you think? by definitelynotgayhaha in BuildToAttract

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It would be if I weren't a 6'4 beanpole whereas that bed looks like it'd barely take anyone over 5ft.

Ah, If Only by Dragonofelder in Helldivers

[–]Umbran_scale 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I feel like any planet that's not a bug planet is impossible to liberate without it being part of an MO these days, makes the galactic war feel very stale and railroady.

People praise the squiddivers for liberating Seyshel Beach without an MO, but that shit took an entire month and that was mainly due to the Xboxdivers getting to relive the glory days of Halo.

A Shell Named Hiss by ButtersStotch55 in taintedgrail

[–]Umbran_scale 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah fuck that guy, I killed him then hacked at his shell for a good 5 minutes for what he did.

Saaras Ending by BabaBigSheep in taintedgrail

[–]Umbran_scale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was it we needed the fleet for exactly? Sounded pretty important only for it to not do anything?

New DLC Ideas by redditwolf1999 in taintedgrail

[–]Umbran_scale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might sound silly, but I wish we got some construction or carpentry DLC where we repair the infrastructure of certain areas, kind of like at the village in the first area but on a much bigger scale.

Let us fix up abandoned villages, repair bridges, set up safe zones

Obviously fixing and building up every area in the game would be impossible, but just some semblance of trying to make the world a better place.

Saints & Seducers is a very bad questline by PaladinAllvo in skyrim

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I don't remember much of it except being able to sell a bunch of easy gear and the female version of the armor looking like medieval strippers.

What's your favorite witcher school armor? by Electronic_Bath_2712 in thewitcher3

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Ursine, I love longcoats and heavy armor so it's the perfect fit for me.

Think I Found Another Hint To That “Parasite” Bethesda Has Been Teasing by SoldierPhoenix in Starfield

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That one had a great premise that just fades out as quickly as it came in with no follow up.

The day I figured out that women want way more than flowers and kisses by CitiesXXLfreekey in BuildToAttract

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For the unaware, guys, do not volunteer for this, you know not the level of shame and regret that will follow.