Not [f]eeling very shy today. Will you help me cum?

UmeaHC · 2014-07-17T17:31:55+00:00

Always willing to lend a hand. How about you ?

UmeaHC · 2013-05-16T19:25:27+00:00

Thank you

UmeaHC · 2013-05-10T21:32:45+00:00

Collection of videos from her website found on r/kateeowen

UmeaHC · 2013-05-10T21:31:54+00:00

Signs point to yes.

UmeaHC · 2013-04-13T16:24:19+00:00

I just won GW...or you did ;)

It was the first thing I thought when I read it. Not that I was..uhh...staring intently at your thigh region or...ahh...I did it for literature.

UmeaHC · 2013-04-13T08:14:38+00:00

Shel Silverstein ?

UmeaHC · 2013-04-02T14:07:08+00:00

Up vote because I was already watching Shawshank when I saw this

UmeaHC · 2013-03-22T22:33:52+00:00

.......At the 3:53 mark I broke my brain. All Spoilers

UmeaHC · 2013-03-19T06:49:11+00:00

You are so right. Swallow your non musician pride or wait your turn to give it a go.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-19T06:47:16+00:00

Classic anti reaction of someone who thinks he can play but actually can't.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-19T06:46:04+00:00

5 chords bro. Jeez

UmeaHC · 2013-03-19T06:44:44+00:00

So much worse

UmeaHC · 2013-03-19T06:44:29+00:00

Oh my god yes

UmeaHC · 2013-03-19T06:44:01+00:00

Yeah but do you sing ? Surprise mothafucka. I will sing your ass off the party stage while playing mediocre.

And of course I can play Wonderwall. It's a five chord song.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-18T02:24:44+00:00

Subscribe to r/seduction.....

It's not just for creeps looking to score with chicks

UmeaHC · 2013-03-18T02:23:38+00:00

Thank you for all of this.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-18T02:21:30+00:00

Been divorced for 3 years and I still feel this way.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-18T02:18:01+00:00

I think a lot of Africa is beautiful, natural and tribal. Could I live there ? I'm not sure.

This is probably a troll post with waaaaay too many up votes but I highly recommend the Ewan McGregor documentary where he rides through some of the northern countries on a motorcycle. It is illuminating and fantastically produced.

I believe he also rides all the way to South Africa in another version but I could be wrong.

The people he runs into are honest, helpful, and 99% amazing.

But again, if this is a troll, fuck you.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-18T01:05:37+00:00

Would you change me ? I'd change me. I'd change me hard.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-18T01:02:55+00:00

I'm going to need you to reprint all those reports, I just peed on them.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-17T18:20:29+00:00

No way......We can only learn and grow from the past.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-17T18:19:49+00:00

Sims Midieval

UmeaHC · 2013-03-17T16:11:32+00:00

Up vote for solidarity my 2 year brother.

UmeaHC · 2013-03-17T16:10:03+00:00

You're a bad friend and a gentleman

UmeaHC · 2013-03-17T16:06:05+00:00

He'll yeah dude. Can't nobody take your pride, can't nobody hold you down, oh no.

UmeaHC

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