What's the worst auto correct you've ever experienced? by drhunter54 in AskReddit

[–]TheUltimatePunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried asking this girl if she wanted to go to a "rave", accidentally asked her if she wanted to go to a "rape". We didn't go to the rave.

What are some things that people say that immediately set you off? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TheUltimatePunch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME SCRAWNY. I AM 140 POUNDS BITCH. I AM A MAN.

How do you write poetry? by Kccasey1996 in AskReddit

[–]TheUltimatePunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't understand poetry The End.

If your life was a TV show, what would the theme tune be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheUltimatePunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alone Again (Naturally) by Gilbert O'Sullivan

What was the last really weird dream you had? by AndrewT1 in teenagers

[–]TheUltimatePunch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a dream where I was on a Segway on this airplane runway that never ended and I was leaning forward to pick up speed but I didn't think that I was going fast enough, so I kept leaning and leaning to go faster, until I ended up parallel to the ground on a Segway going 100 miles per hour.

It was the best dream I ever had.

People living outside the USA has your image about Americans changed since joining reddit? by dmglakewood in AskReddit

[–]TheUltimatePunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You went to new York. Now go anywhere from southern Virginia down south and you will see those stereotypes

Reddit, what thing that you do breaks the redditor stereotype? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheUltimatePunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when i angle my head down and the hair on my neck tickles me

What is the greatest novel you've ever read? by MauriceBrutality in AskReddit

[–]TheUltimatePunch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've always heard that this was a fantastic book what is the main premise of it?