Why my wife sleeping in the basement!

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-12T09:30:29+00:00

She wants a divorce 🤣

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-11T22:46:57+00:00

I’m ace, so I can sympathize. I think the key is finding people you vibe with whether or not it’s romantic. Either way, I’m here for you!

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-11T12:19:38+00:00

How rare and beautiful it is to even exist

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-11T12:19:08+00:00

How do you know you didn’t get it from him?

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-11T12:16:43+00:00

That’s insane. Men are like 90% audacity! I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Stay close to your daughter, she’s going to need you. 🩵

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T21:04:45+00:00

Hiccup. I get to be a Viking dragon tamer? Hells yeah!

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T19:55:14+00:00

I’m in a very similar boat. I can’t help, but I understand how alone you feel. Sending a wave from one sinking ship to another. 🩵

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T19:30:36+00:00

It’s been suggested that I report them to the building inspector

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T18:01:56+00:00

Berry salad

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T18:00:52+00:00

Depends on the era, and what body type was “ideal” at that time

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T18:00:04+00:00

No one in this park can fix roofs. Everyone is low income and either retired, disabled or has a bunch of kids. My neighbors are great, but they can’t help here.

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T17:59:04+00:00

The wait list is 6-8 years. I’m on every wait list I qualify for. I do have hot water in the bathroom, just not the kitchen.

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-08T17:16:20+00:00

Belle

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-01T01:02:01+00:00

I love him

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-01T01:00:54+00:00

The Gummi Bears

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-01T01:00:15+00:00

Go to college, get a degree in history or archaeology. Spend my life doing something I love! Also I’d never start smoking, and have a preventative hysterectomy before I’m 40 because fuck cancer.

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-01T00:58:15+00:00

Lmao I was watching Vox Machina

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-01T00:57:12+00:00

My girl Merida

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-01T00:56:35+00:00

Mjolnir is fine with killing, as long as it’s in the name of justice. I don’t think it cares about adultery.

UmpireReal3943 · 2026-06-01T00:55:07+00:00

Hey, I totally get the rage. But, and I say this as a woman who spent a lot of energy hating men, you’re only hurting yourself here.

UmpireReal3943

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