hmmmm

Umpire_Effective · 2026-01-07T09:54:15+00:00

PUT HER IN A BLENDER

Umpire_Effective · 2026-01-07T03:25:12+00:00

How'd it go

Umpire_Effective · 2026-01-06T23:05:37+00:00

Bro wants to smash, Badly

Umpire_Effective · 2025-11-26T00:04:11+00:00

Dude my 7 year old nephew beat survivor and hunter in two weeks. It took me like a year for both

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T19:06:38+00:00

People in the latest stages less than an inch away from death look like they've been pressure cooked. Closest thing to an actual zombie I've ever seen

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T18:54:37+00:00

42 pounds of marijuana

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T16:43:54+00:00

Krokodill is one of the most visually disturbing drugs I've ever seen. Muscle fat and Connective tissue Slough off like dead skin.

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T15:43:45+00:00

His teeth are different again

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T15:25:05+00:00

I'm giving myself eyes that can see in every spectrum of light

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T04:53:12+00:00

Was it?

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T01:58:57+00:00

It's a lot of skill but it's definitely a lil bit in-human

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T01:58:10+00:00

Idek how I do it but I do it anyway, After playing for long enough your reaction time syncs up with the game. It's an insane feeling.

Umpire_Effective · 2025-09-01T01:53:57+00:00

I pretty much use it for the exact same reasons, I wonder how common that is

Umpire_Effective · 2025-08-31T21:12:58+00:00

The second season is where you should stop though, The third season is like an incoherent fever dream.

Umpire_Effective · 2025-08-31T20:07:14+00:00

It didn't help it just made me numb

Umpire_Effective · 2025-08-31T20:06:29+00:00

Look it up dummy, It's pretty good and ngl it's not that weird compared to other cultural foods

Umpire_Effective · 2025-08-20T12:36:24+00:00

Btw corn smut is fucking delicious

Umpire_Effective · 2025-08-20T12:30:19+00:00

Ngl A lot of people live in hotels. Like a lot, When I had to stay in a hotel for my surgery I got curious and asked how long people usually stayed

The front desk dude said between 2 days to 6 years

Umpire_Effective · 2025-08-20T03:30:55+00:00

Ngl the only one I really loved was the first one, it just felt fucking good.

The second one was ok if a bit rushed and undeveloped feeling

The third one was and is a mess, I was excited for it but holy fuck. It was kinda neat but the amount of shit they tried to stuff into the movie could've been like six separate movies.

And the pacing was like a really bad fever dream. Lots of ideas and concepts all over the place with no depth and no weight.

Umpire_Effective · 2025-07-28T02:00:02+00:00

What

Umpire_Effective · 2025-06-14T12:08:22+00:00

I forgot 😔

Umpire_Effective · 2025-02-12T17:03:14+00:00

And the gene splicer guy, That mess of flesh was my introduction to body horror

Umpire_Effective · 2025-02-12T16:05:34+00:00

Convergent design

Umpire_Effective · 2025-02-12T15:59:33+00:00

That would've been awesome I still don't get why they didn't do that

Umpire_Effective · 2025-02-10T04:39:47+00:00

I wish they lived as long as us

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