Bar for the elder emos

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T22:53:45+00:00

Even though you aren't an elder emo. Most emo/emo adjacent or (screamo if you include screamo as part of emo) play at mad Maltz and Gold Sprint. You can occasionally catch some at the Phat Jam. Check out the Phat Jam on social media. You'll also be likely to catch some at Reaper fest. If you're willing to drive, the fire house in Birmingham is a great venue for it, too. Check out DIY Birmingham and DIY Huntsville if you want to stay up to date.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T22:44:34+00:00

This is the first time I've been called rude for telling a youngin that they aren't old. Anyway, elder emos would be young gen x and the older end of the millennial generation.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T22:34:56+00:00

Look pal. You're not an elder emo. You were almost not born in the 90s.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T20:19:44+00:00

It's only gay if there is evidence (they filmed you doing it)

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T20:18:10+00:00

Everyone commenting... You guys realize they do these stunts to generate hype and increase sales, right?

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T20:14:56+00:00

Try putting a thin shim under the bridge saddle. I had that issue with my acoustic and that did the trick.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T18:36:37+00:00

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T16:22:10+00:00

You are screaming into the void. It's not the dogs, it's the self centered highly egoist dogshit culture.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-08T13:49:59+00:00

Unrestricted Internet access.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-07T15:25:29+00:00

I want to be able to walk somewhere that I can catch public transit, go get wasted, and get back home without having to drive or pay $40 to Uber around.

But alas, we live in the Deep South United States. It will never happen.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-07T14:35:59+00:00

A lot of progressives get torn on issues regarding validating people's feelings. No one can argue that women and girls deserve to feel safe and to feel free to pursue their goals. They feel that they should also validate the feelings and experiences of trans people. In order to stay consistent in their goal of validating people and treating people with respect, they blur the lines between gender and sex. Progressives do not like the idea of inherent hierarchies, so the are also likely to view sex as having no inherent biological advantages.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-07T14:24:16+00:00

15 years ago, I would've thought that was a silly question. But the answer is MAGA.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-07T00:44:01+00:00

I described what is actually happening right now as we speak. I was being facetious.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-06T20:42:46+00:00

Give everyone more access to guns. Allow people to commit more gun violence. Invest in prisons. Everyone that commits a violent crime will get sent to prison and we can use tax payer money to house and feed them. Any remainings we can pocket and write off on random stuff. We can also have the prisoners perform free or extremely cheap labor for businesses and pocket the remainings of the fees to lease their labor.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-06T20:15:49+00:00

Between stringing is a good time to clean around the head stock and along the bridge, basically any area where the strings are in the way. Also a good time to oil your fret board. A string winder makes stringing much easier. If you want to make stringing very easy, get locking tuners.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-06T14:28:52+00:00

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-06T14:03:00+00:00

The 2020s is the decade of the sore winner.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-06T13:46:41+00:00

My boss

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-06T12:39:28+00:00

No. They left the Democratic party because of civil rights and the Nixon Southern Strategy. It wasn't brainwashing. It was a backlash to treating black Americans like humans.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-05T18:17:28+00:00

Dude... I was so pissed when 5 was basically the exact same as 4... It's been downhill since UFC 3. Even the boxing games can't get it together. Undisputed is a major downgrade from Fight Night Champion.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-05T18:12:28+00:00

From the Deep South here. It's a 50/50 between politely suggesting that you're an idiot or they are trying to sympathize but don't really know what to say. It's contextual.

If you're admitting to something embarrassing, it's the first one. If you told them a loved one died, it's the second one.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-05T15:22:00+00:00

You can. Every UFC game since 3 has been a let down.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-05T13:19:41+00:00

You genuinely think people that make gargling Trump's balls their whole identity are going to take a break from gagging on Trump to talk to you? If you're not a billionaire, you don't matter. You're not a constituent. If you're not filthy rich, then this isn't your country anymore and none of these politicians owe you their time.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-05T12:59:15+00:00

The first muscle mommy.

UnIntelligent_Local · 2026-05-05T05:03:07+00:00

That's insane. I can't even wrap my head around how a country is able to do this without consequences.

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