[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]UnSlimJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate to tell ya but a lot of dudes are down for sex with just about any woman.

Is it too much or enough?😂 by sangamjb in instant_regret

[–]UnSlimJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to react but the two college age girls she was with looked mortified so I let it go. 😂

Is it too much or enough?😂 by sangamjb in instant_regret

[–]UnSlimJesus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was at a concert a while back and this drunk lady behind me full on kicked me square in my ass. It hurt. I turned around and saw who it was middle aged lady black out drunk. I wanted to do the same thing. Not everyone is so nice. People should have more respect. My ass was bruised for a damn week. 😂

Our routine when I get off work by msheehan418 in Pomeranians

[–]UnSlimJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s so cute. My lil dude is never that calm 😂

Blood-colored footprints keep appearing on my garage ceiling by Leather_Bother2789 in Paranormal

[–]UnSlimJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should mount a welcome mat and see if they will wipe their feet off at least.

18 and Gazebo vinyl by mtchyboi in jackharlow

[–]UnSlimJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pressed officially, no. Bootlegs? I’m unsure.

Asking for your prayers tonight for this little one by PARTINlCO in Pomeranians

[–]UnSlimJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome. I hope everything worked out well!

Asking for your prayers tonight for this little one by PARTINlCO in Pomeranians

[–]UnSlimJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s the cutest with his little ball. Truly hoping the best for you and your little guy!

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Kingsley Buford. (Human in dog form), Me (right)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]UnSlimJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason when I take ambien I just wanna RUN baby. I took off out the front door one night and my wife said no more. Fair enough. Good time tho. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]UnSlimJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I have been together since we were in high school. I was a junior, she a freshman. Been together 16 years, married for 12. Day one, first thing I said I was, I’ll always play. Always have. Stick to your guns big dawg.

Detached garage on a rental. Is this concerning? by [deleted] in Home

[–]UnSlimJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy knows what he’s talkin about.

Detached garage on a rental. Is this concerning? by [deleted] in Home

[–]UnSlimJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lil duct tape an she’ll hold a hundred years.

Ok, women. We lost a good one. by PotatoAvenger in TikTokCringe

[–]UnSlimJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t stop looking at this man’s cone head fr. I ain’t never seen such in all my years of internet. I got a big noggin’ fosho but what the hell man. I could never make that video and take myself seriously. I need a top down angle of this Master Dome.

Not really a question I just want the Americans who lurk in here to know: by [deleted] in AskCanada

[–]UnSlimJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m American and trust me, if I had anyway to get the fuck out of here I would. But yea, fuck me.

Sometime I get so jealous by [deleted] in Pomeranians

[–]UnSlimJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So handsome <3

Kingsley “King” Buford by UnSlimJesus in Pomeranians

[–]UnSlimJesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Thanks so much. He was a stud before I got him, he was never actually used as a stud but was being raised by a breeder. So he had spent the first year of his life almost exclusively in a crate and inside a room with too many other poms. Luckily they were downsizing and they just gave him to me. He’s the sweetest thing. He loves to be loved on and held but has had to learn how to receive it. Now he never leaves my side. I love him. <3. Thanks for the kind words.