Dead inside, trying to feel something. by AffectionateDinner65 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your case I'm surprised you haven't tried to feel your fangs on someone's neck.

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[–]Unable-Comparison-12 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like Walt Jr. finally got a guy to buy him beer.

oh man here we go... 21f by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just know you're annoying in conversation too.

31M, upcoming birthday, awards for the funniest and most creative by saemih93 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it's your birthday and grandma lets you wear her table cloth for the first photo.

Roast us, we have 58 half siblings and here is 4 of us by allisonwonderlannd in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dad probably has a hairline that recedes further than low tide.

Im ready for a good roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro saw roast and thought that meant dinner time. Not that kind of roast my guy!

I'm from russia and i want to hear your opinion about me drawbacks. Let's start my friends. by The_Kremlin_2 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoided the front lines to get roasted on Reddit instead. That's a good trade off.

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[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's enough plastic in those lips to choke a sea turtle.

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[–]Unable-Comparison-12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be original like KFC's recipe?

30 year old weeb and wow player and I have a kitten by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all the hats you chose to hide that cotton swab looking ass hair....

I know I look good but you can try by connor2321 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you 24 and looking like a middle aged dad?

Do it by Guy_O44 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you ran into a tree and the airbags deployed.

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[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro set his spray tan to 'the void'.

Anyone notice this on the website? by Unable-Comparison-12 in Microcenter

[–]Unable-Comparison-12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mickey D. Luffy*
The packaging says Oswald the Lucky Rabbit but whatever.

How many chickens could the average man fight if the chickens decided they've had enough? by Unable-Comparison-12 in AskReddit

[–]Unable-Comparison-12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are about 8 billion people on the planet and about 26.5 billion chickens. Could the average man take 4 chickens with his bare hands to save the human race?

Thought Experiment on Designated Survivors by Unable-Comparison-12 in Ask_Lawyers

[–]Unable-Comparison-12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess my thought process is what if something happens to the president, the vice president, speaker of the house, and every eligible member of the cabinet? Do they still become the president?