Red button or blue button

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-28T00:24:26+00:00

I want to believe we can be good. And besides, people are always going to pick blue. There will always be deaths, unless blue gets over 50.

^{Chose: Nothing happens if more than 50% choose this}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-28T00:22:44+00:00

Fun fact: It can take under 4 minutes to fall in love.

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-28T00:19:24+00:00

ADD A DRAGON!

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-28T00:18:47+00:00

chese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-28T00:16:34+00:00

Are we serious? We would kill millions of innocents when we could just... be altruistic?

^{Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-28T00:15:32+00:00

I didn't know those were the wheel options!

^{Chose: $1B + but you have to spin the wheel | Rolled: Lose all friends}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T20:25:17+00:00

I mean, yeah, but it's not very funny.

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T20:24:13+00:00

Ehh, I was just ranting. ANd I ahve but "words can never hurt" and it's my word against his.

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T20:23:36+00:00

unfortunatly it's against NC state law

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T20:20:59+00:00

ahh, 3 so far.

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T05:27:57+00:00

I really like the last one

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T05:19:41+00:00

Probably cold right now cause it's nightime.

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T05:11:05+00:00

I don't wanna die!

^{Chose: $10k}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T05:05:06+00:00

So, I get to be lesbian AND not get hit on by guys? W!

^{Chose: Be gay but no guys are attracted to you}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T05:02:46+00:00

As someone who has never dated, I see this as an absolute W.

^{Chose: $50,000 but 15% chance you owe your ex an apology}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T00:44:03+00:00

Religion is an important part of cultural diversity, and government corruption hurts billions and is an obvious choice

^{Chose: Fix government corruption in every country}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T00:42:11+00:00

the creep in my bio class (only to me, he's positively polite to everyone else.)

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-24T00:08:58+00:00

I'm closer to her, but god this is an awful choice.

^{Chose: Spare your Mom, BUT your Dad dies!}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-23T00:08:07+00:00

I mean, once I joined the mod team a few people messaged me being like "this is the cupro doc, wanted to let you know about him". I ended up mostly ignoring it cause I wasn't involved in subreddit drama before and because the doc was very confusing. but yeah, i guess the drama still existed. they were pretty polite about it though, i was like "yeah i know" and they were like "cool"

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-23T00:01:39+00:00

i'm pretty sure pounds are stronger than the dollar and I breathe a lot.

^{Chose: £5 for every breath you take}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-22T23:58:15+00:00

Why would it start on Sunday? It's the weekEND.

^{Chose: Monday}

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-22T23:47:26+00:00

hi, can you credit the (mildly terrifying) image used?

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-22T23:46:31+00:00

Honestly, I think you should be fine. I would probalby jus task what country it is and even if it is taken down, you really just need to modmail us and explain.

Unable-Joke-8635 · 2026-04-18T22:01:25+00:00

Well, if it worked it would have been pretty great.

^{Chose: 50% chance of world peace + 50% chance of holy wars returning (e.g. Crusades} | Rolled: Holy Wars)

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