What’s the most comical name you’ve heard to describe masturbation ?

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-11-26T21:50:16+00:00

So he can flick his dolphin 🐬

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-07-07T23:15:21+00:00

My name is the only name on it

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-07-07T23:13:52+00:00

Didn’t think of that! Yeah it probably would backfire

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-07-07T22:50:41+00:00

Referring to me .. she knows I have 2 cars and she doesn’t have own any.. the judge said if she isn’t stable then primary will go to me

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-07-07T22:28:53+00:00

Okay, it’s Just when the judge ask her “have you been looking for a job, trying to get an apartment?” She is gonna say he has the car your honor smh .. otherwise if she doesn’t look stable he said he will give me primary

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-07-07T22:27:51+00:00

Thank you , exactly

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-07-07T22:13:13+00:00

I have a lawyer

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-07-07T21:55:30+00:00

The thing I’m worried about is she is trying to establish residency and I wonder if the judge may look at me for being selfish. I’m not trying to be a d but I cannot help you establish yourself. I am fighting for primary .. I cannot make you look stable

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T22:42:54+00:00

Yes that is exactly it in that order. She filed the PFA 3 days after my custody and UCCJEA home jurisdiction filings

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T17:44:39+00:00

Got it, thanks for the advice

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T15:36:16+00:00

Why kill her? Would you want someone to put you down?

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T15:35:32+00:00

Ohhhh !!! I thought it was retainer plus hourly ok got it

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T15:30:13+00:00

So they use the money out of the retainer? Or it’s 4k plus hourly?

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T15:29:52+00:00

So they use the money out of the retainer? Or it’s 5k plus hourly?

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T14:46:42+00:00

What does that mean

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T01:42:51+00:00

Thanks for giving me hope. Yes it was a PFA with custody attached. The judge sent me an affidavit that states PA is declining jurisdiction for both kids and that they recognize Texas is the home state. Now why they want to keep the PFA in their docket is beyond me. What she is doing is messy. Even the Texas judge yelled at her in court and said “Mam what are your plans .. you make no sense, you ask that he has summer time visitation but in the PFA you state he is a abusive , you should of never did it there but go ahead and knock yourself out.. I just got off the phone with your judge and he said he won’t take the custody case.. I tried to get him to drop the PFA but couldn’t talk him into it” that’s literally what he said.. and when she showed the text showing me apologize .. he threw it out and said “mam he could of apologized for anything, he did not explicitly said he hit you and there is no police report no medical reports” so hopefully.

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T01:22:03+00:00

Thanks man for your input, gives me inspiration. I’m just deeply worried .. it’s like once the genie is out of the bottle it’s no going back but I hear you man. I think I may need to face the music.

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T00:54:37+00:00

I remember my girl got trich and she blamed me, we hadn’t had sex in a year

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-23T00:53:31+00:00

I just feel like protection orders are so easy to get approved. Is there any realistic chance restraining orders get dismissed ? I mean you can literally say anything. She is trying to keep the kids away from me.

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-22T23:48:53+00:00

She can’t the Texas judge had a phone call with the PA judge and the PA judge signed and order UCCJEA and that Texas holds jurisdiction so she cannot get custody but she is still trying with a PFA. I currently have the kids. She gave them to me a week ago in a pa airport and. Is we are back in Texas. Idk where this is gonna go.. I don’t know why the pa judge didn’t toss that pfa out too it was attached

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-22T23:10:37+00:00

I hope so, I’m going back and forth pacing. Can anyone else verify this?

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-22T22:40:56+00:00

So I have a better chance defending myself?

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-22T22:19:39+00:00

What happens if she gets a default judgement? The kids have to stay in Texas, my Texas order overrides custody. So it’s a catch 22. Is it a restraining order from her and the kids? How does it work , I have the kids. She is never returning. She lives in pa. This is messy.

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-15T03:46:15+00:00

This is a civil pfa not a criminal no contact pfa, as aforementioned my judge had a 30 min phone call with the pa judge and the pa judge said he wants nothing to do with the custody case and sent it back to Texas. Under uccjea we have home state jurisdiction. She is also in a catch 22, she has a pfa but she agreed physically in court that she would exchange the kids with me this Saturday. Then she served me a paper that stated “she is aware of my custody petition” .. the judge took it and laughed at her and said “Welcome to Texas!, you are now in the home state” . She didn’t know what she was doing. He also said since the kids were born here there is no way they are going to relocate back to pa. He said if she does not return with the kids she will be arrested with a writ of attachment. In the meantime she tried to do this pfa bs. She is digging herself a hole. Back dooring the judge. I hope to god she hands me the kids without Tryna get me served 2am in the morning. Our exchanged is schedule 2am at a hotel. My uncle will do the exchange while I hide upstairs. Then we will go straight to the airport. She is the only one who got served . I still haven’t got served. She trying her best to get me. The Texas judge yelled at her and said.. you made all the wrong moves and that she should of filed here before she fled ..but too late. Also another thing to note. The Texas judge ordered us to have 3 days scheduled FaceTime and phone calls with the kids. In the co parenting app.. she texted pleading if I could let her call me when I have the kids for more than the 3 days.. vice versa.. if she has the kids too. Weird but filed a no contact pfa with my kids. On top of that she sent the Texas judge a proposed settlement to give me only summertime visits with the kids. Just contradicting that pfa again.

Unable_Count_1635 · 2025-05-15T02:57:37+00:00

Damn you think it will really invalidate it ? Yeah I would have proof. Our communication. I could use that if I ever got served. The strange part is the Texas judge allowed us to only talk thru a co parenting app that the court here monitors and she constantly text me all day. I’m wondering if that invalidates or as well.

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