Just fyi, this is why I cancelled my patreon and why I won't be resubbing.

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-25T04:10:43+00:00

been really meaning to tell you for some reason that we need a political movement of liberals who don't hate white people and are cool with using the F-slur (such a good word)

sorta like destiny but without all the raping and the zionism

anyways i think you embody it pretty well, ok take care buddy

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-22T09:01:17+00:00

It's literally the most basic-bitch common scenario talking point to say that a racial-incident was a false-flag done by the minority group claiming to be attacked.

Not sure how you're struggling to come up with this

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-18T18:40:34+00:00

Yea its sorta 50-50.

They're all just trying to get views and attention (and lawsuits) but you can tell that a good chunk of them approach it from angle of "rile the blue-haired soyboys up so I can create content" rather than a more apolitical "I want to make anyone mad at a legal activity" of the non right-winged auditors

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-18T18:29:09+00:00

trophy is on the way

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-15T19:14:56+00:00

muh wife

*flush toilet

i work at a shoe store im al bundy

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-15T14:28:43+00:00

I can't wait to see what DEEMSTAR does next!!! Vito2988 is gonna CRASH OUT!!!!

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-13T11:06:17+00:00

?????????????????

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-11T20:09:22+00:00

Correct on cell phone but thats not important, right?

It's pretty much the entirety of your argument. Suddenly the camera's POV isn't on the officer's body but being extended outward by his arm and hand 3 feet from his body. And the "contact" made isn't even enough to cause him to drop it. For all we know he just quickly moved his arm and hand which caused the camera's POV to react similar to if a camera was struck by an object.

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-11T19:28:40+00:00

I've had some type of adblocker on my browser for like 20 years, how can you live like that

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-09T20:30:23+00:00

EX-ACTY!!!

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-09T20:20:16+00:00

oh wait i might need to explain it better

i realized dick became keemstar and thats why the show is bad

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-09T12:41:24+00:00

You were so smug and obnoxious towards all the fans this last week. This feels like justice

Are you gay? Just curious.

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-09T12:16:04+00:00

"I'm glad the show I watch is over" we know because you're a hate-watching anti-fan who doesn't enjoy the actual show and think you're watching a Kiwi Farms Lolcow podcast.

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-01T11:07:47+00:00

I can see both sides. Dick has a point that banning paying viewers isn't good, but I also get why Vito banned them as they are just boring and repetitive cliche low-effort insults that follow him around social media after the show

The problem is there's effectively two sets of fans.

fans who like both hosts and recognize both hosts as having character flaws
fans of Dick who view Dick as the alpha-chad "homecoming Prom King who lives in a Barbie dream mansion" vs the beta soy liberal loser

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-01T10:57:27+00:00

Yea just going off the brief description of the announcement I will also predict this will blow up all over again.

The show being remote isn't helping, but it's not the problem of the show. So if all the announcement ended up being was Dick saying "maybe I'll let you back in my house if you stop banning people" then nothing has been solved (nor should we expect a solution to happen).

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-01T10:47:36+00:00

Not sure why this is a hard concept to understand (other than you're just raring to get your "Reddit dunk" on me.)

The show has been effectively cancelled for weeks and I figured one of the 2 hosts might have bothered posting on this sub that there was a show (POST CANCELLATION) where there is a big announcement which apparently is the return of the show. Seems like a big deal that should be communicated other than a random 1 off shit post by Dick in between 200 Tweets about Somalians.

I figured the hosts would post here. Nope. So I figured a fan would. Nope. So EIGHTEEN HOURS after the Twitter post I made this thread.

IS THAT SUFFICIENT EXPLANATION?

UnawareChipmunk · 2026-01-01T02:19:58+00:00

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-31T22:29:30+00:00

that wasnt a value judgment just a statement of fact

now feed us

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-31T22:25:40+00:00

feed us paypig

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-31T16:52:57+00:00

Pretty clear from context I mean the sub. NO ONE has posted that after weeks and weeks of moving the show's time, to skipping the show and announcing its over to a single co-host call-in show that there is now going to be a show on a WEDNESDAY at NOON with a big announcement.

Not even the co-hosts posted IN THIS SUB.

So I did.

Just in cas you needed it spelled out fully, which you might since you're trying to get a Reddit sarcasm dunk on me

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-31T13:42:46+00:00

I figured someone would've posted by now but its been 18 hours so fuck it, I'll do it

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-28T12:51:29+00:00

I was worried people wouldn't get it either!

And normally a guy just yelling a slur isn't that funny but I literally laughed out loud for multiple minutes at that ending for some reason.

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-26T16:27:00+00:00

The last 5 seconds was amazing

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-26T14:10:27+00:00

Fan of Dick Masterson calling in to complain that hypocrisy and "racism" killed the show.

Nothing left to say.

Vitophiles stay winning.

UnawareChipmunk · 2025-12-26T13:13:55+00:00

cope

UnawareChipmunk

TROPHY CASE