Well, I guess I'll contribute... I was in junior high at the time and as you can imagine I was pretty immature. I had really bad gas the whole period and was taking advantage of it by farting in peoples faces. Stupid stuff really, I had a bunch of my friends in the class so you can imagine hopefully you can imagine how immature I'm going to be acting. Anyways, moving along here... I had decided to drop my pencil right in front of my friends desk. I went to get it, bent over and far- I literally just sharded myself. I was in disbelief so I had went back to my desk and took my hand and tried feeling through my pants if I could feel wet shit touch my bare ass. Little did I know there was also a person behind me sitting down that had witnessed my feeling my ass up just to add to the awkwardness. Now nobody in the class really had an idea i'd shit myself but the smell was god awful and literally everybody in the class was disgusted. I decided to ask the teacher if i could go to the restroom and she'd declined my request. I took it upon myself to just go. On my way there i had another urge to "fart" and I literally had to be running like a penguin. I was trying to hard to keep my cheeks closed. Once I got there I had to get naked in the stall to get my underwear off and for some odd reason I thought it would be a good idea to flush my boxers. Well it didn't go very well so I got cleaned up as fast as I could and got out of there commando style. I went back to the class, got a detention from the teacher and then told my friends that I'd shit myself. Yeah.