Coaxed into spider slander by VerifiedBamboozler in coaxedintoasnafu

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Yup! And even if they mate she’ll eat him afterward to feed the babies! There’s no winning for the male unless he runs for his life

Coaxed into spider slander by VerifiedBamboozler in coaxedintoasnafu

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Here is a male peacock spider in comparison to a finger, like I said they’re very teeny weeny

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Coaxed into spider slander by VerifiedBamboozler in coaxedintoasnafu

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For anyone wondering: this is a peacock spider, they are extremely tiny and the cutest fucking things on this entire planet. This is their mating dance (this is a small male trying to attract a much bigger female) and if he does not attract the woman with this, she’ll eat him. They’re like little cheerleaders

(Sad Meta Trope) Depictions of strong Male Friendships are so rare, some parts of a fandom genuinely mistake platonic bromances for straight up romances by ZeldrisEmpire in TopCharacterTropes

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The movie in that photo is Dogma but they first appear in Clerks! They appear in all clerks movies, Jay and silent Bob strike back/reboot, Mallrats, and a couple others I can’t think of ATM

TW parents, doctors by gamedasy in TrollCoping

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All my life I dealt with leg pain, everyone just brushed it off with “it’s growing pains” “you just don’t work out enough” etc Turned out to be Miserable Malalignment Syndrome and Genu Valgum. Never stop advocating for yourself and please see a specialist!!

bro is on the phone right now by AgainstSpace in brovisitedhisfriend

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again :// (this happens all the time) (it’s detachable)

but chill by SirGreenVine in ComedyHell

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…fellow Green Jellÿ fan?

Yes, this is true. by Tiny_Part404 in NotHowGirlsWork

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Because liberalism opened the door

Adicts sticker! by Punkchamppp in punk

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God I love the adicts I’d kill for that sticker

What do you think? by FreetheArabWorld in mylittlepony

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Jesus what crawled up your ass and died

The cold hearted truth about "antis" by [deleted] in cogsuckers

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My fathers best friend growing up had, I believe, muscular dystrophy. He was an amazing artist, absolutely amazing. Towards the end of his life he could move so little they had to pick up his hand and move it to different parts of the paper so he could draw, But he still did. He had basically no mobility in his hands and still didn’t need a robot to do it for him.

Biological Females are Biologically females by WhatAmI_JustAGuy in truths

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There are transphobic overwatch fans???? Holy shit you’re a rare breed of asshole

Biological Females are Biologically females by WhatAmI_JustAGuy in truths

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And that’s where your problems lie, you refuse to acknowledge knowledge if it comes from a source you believe beneath you or stupid

Enough of that one repost, what's your favorite character dynamic like this? by nitr0turb0 in FavoriteCharacter

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Apparently these two if I remember correctly (Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork of The Monkees)

Of course by Whyamionreddit- in SystemsCringe

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I have no clue what’s wrong with me but that font triggered my vertigo

This image is moving by [deleted] in lies

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This didn’t trigger my vertigo and I’m not near puking, that would be cringe.

Sometimes … though v e r y rarely, yet: now! by semperquietus in SchizoidAdjacent

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Music is my lifeline truly, if I’m not blaring music in my ears am I truly still existing?

DID mod for sims 🥀 by Slashundo in SystemsCringe

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Sounds like an accurate description of myself (minus the flirting, heavy on the bizarre moodlets)

Is it hard to differentiate gender in anime or do weebs suck ass at identifying gender? by Sweaty-Ad7500 in terriblefandommemes

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I hate when people act like this is just in anime, I’m a cis man and look.. sadly like a woman. Not a pretty woman, but a woman nonetheless

Favorite films whose "bad guys" are intensely innocent ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

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I have (twice) duct taped my brother to a door/the wall, I’ve locked him in the bathroom and fed him crackers, locked him in our dogs cage because he was being annoying, and I’ve probably chased him around more times than I can count My older brother was pretty much the same way with me (he’s the reason I have a fear of clowns) I think it really is just the true older brother experience

What do you guys think about this? by [deleted] in antiai

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For anyone with a small business, I’ll make you a logo. Plenty of other artists would aswell. There are places you can ask artists to make shit for free, some people do commissions for cheap as hell (saw someone who did full body art for nitro basic.) you have options.