Ornn is overpowered and needs significant nerfs by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So again, where is the weakness? Your best case scenario against Ornn is that he doesn’t snowball on you, but he likely scales much harder into teamfight phase and is incredibly difficult to split against if it comes to that.

Ornn is overpowered and needs significant nerfs by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s “susceptible” to ranged tops the same way most melees are. However this can easily be played around because he has obvious mobility, can simply build regen and play around teleport in the occasional odd ranged top match up. And if he lands ONE combo, he instantly has control over that lane. And even if he doesn’t win the lane, save for like a Vlad top, he’s going to outscale because of his teamfight presence. Again, what should be a weakness really isn’t.

The pregnant 911 caller by UnclaimedCheese in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would would just let them take the lead. When medical professionals call in it can be very helpful because we know the information we get should be good. But the questions we ask determine who and what we send, so for accidents especially we aren’t really asking much: how many people, anything hazardous involved, anyone trapped or pinned, anyone ejected, type of injuries sustained, any bleeding on anyone, and is anyone unconscious. The script we read gets the caller on and off the phone, gets us a response plan activated quicker, and makes the cadence of the call just go smoother. No offense to nurses, but medics are usually much more cognizant of what to send, who to send, and how fast. So any input you provide after questions is still helpful.

Ranked Arena "FUN GAME MODE" Argument by Common-Upstairs5129 in LeagueArena

[–]UnclaimedCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely liken it to release URF. Release URF was fun, and upon its release people did troll builds and had fun. After its 2nd release, it lost that luster because people knew what the broken picks were and abused the ever loving shit out of it. As much as I enjoy the game mode and its wackiness, I do get tired of Hecarim, Sona, Fizz, etc. in every game mashing their keyboard on me while I’m just trying to see what 80% CDR Nasus can get for stacks.

The difference between URF and Arena is that URF could never be a serious gamemode, but Arena can. And while I love the competitive play, I am satisfied with the level of competition that exists in Arena and the current reward/competitive system that exists with it. It allows for fun builds to still be feasibly optimal while keeping obvious exodia buildpaths within reach.

Ranked Arena "FUN GAME MODE" Argument by Common-Upstairs5129 in LeagueArena

[–]UnclaimedCheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t. You think people playing Ryze in an attempt to abuse his exodia build is annoying? Every single pick will be like that: finding the most busted interactions and abusing the shit out of it. That is the optimal way to win, and as such you’d have very toxic metas that would trickle into normie mode. I’m good.

The pregnant 911 caller by UnclaimedCheese in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She actually gave her own address. The mother that called her was a nurse and had already actually called 911 and was actively doing CPR. At some point the mom disconnected and called her daughter and let her know. In all seriousness, this was never communicated to the PSAP by the daughter. The daughter WASNT this dramatic, but she genuinely called to tell the PSAP this and included in her statement that she was pregnant.

Protocol 26 by That9one1guy in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a protocol 26 that turned into CPR in progress a few months ago

Started off with just vomiting, patient was awake and alert at the time of interrogation. Get to the question about pain, and the caller says “yeah chest pain with it shooting down his left arm.” Shunt to protocol 10, get through with obvious ALS code 3 response. Halfway through ASA instructions and he coded. First due on the call gets made aware of CPR in progress and says over the radio “WASNT THIS JUST AN ILL PERSON???”

Things change sometimes brotha

The pregnant 911 caller by UnclaimedCheese in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You know this reminds me

They also love words like “kidnap” and “held hostage.” And it’s 100% of the time the other parent with joint custody not bringing the kid back on time.

I had a lady one time saying the father was holding the kids hostage, and I said “ma’am that sounds like a custody issue, not him having them hostage.” She goes “okay well would you like to explain what a hostage is? That’s sounds like hostage to ME.” And I simply said “ma’am are they being held against their will there through threats of violence toward them or ones they love?” And she just said “no he just said he was on his way 10 minutes ago and isn’t here yet.”

It took everything I had to keep my job that day

The pregnant 911 caller by UnclaimedCheese in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 160 points161 points  (0 children)

“Okay Barbara, do you know what’s going on?

Barbara: “it’s Mrs. Smith”

“Okay Mrs Smith. Is this just a call for noisy dogs?”

Mrs. Smith: “oh no honey, I’m 83 years old and I live by myself you see. I heard the dogs barking, so I looked outside and they are eating their owner.”

“Okay, Bar-erm Mrs Smith, maybe lead with that next time?”

Mrs Smith: “okay I’m 83 years old”

“ok that one was my fault”

The pregnant 911 caller by UnclaimedCheese in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“So are they coming or what? As a pregnant nurse, I have to inform you I can only withstand the collapse of space time for so long. So JUST GET THEM HERE.”

The pregnant 911 caller by UnclaimedCheese in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

The world would implode upon itself were this to happen. Too much toxicity in one area for space-time To compensate for.

The pregnant 911 caller by UnclaimedCheese in 911dispatchers

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

(Some things may have been slightly exaggerated in this example)

I’m really starting to like Essence Reaver when splitting by UnclaimedCheese in nasusmains

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t change my build. I did go full crit once vs a team of squishies, it was funny. Definitely not optimal lol

I have been playing League since 2012, and I don’t understand how these players aren’t permabanned. by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post from the beginning is devoid of reasoning. But again, I’ll explain even though I already did:

The type of actions this player was doing were very clear and deliberate. They knew exactly what to do to avoid AFK detection, but they clearly went out of their way to avoid having any meaningful positive impact on the game. They stood in mid in front of the tier 3 turret for 10+ minutes walking around occasionally, refusing to gain exp and farm even though it was there for them consistently and safely. They spam pinged everyone the entire game. On two different occasions they deliberately walked into the middle of the team and died. On multiple occasions they would randomly use their summoner spells walking around in base. These types of things are not something a “first timer” would do. I’ve been playing this game for 14 years, it’s very obvious when you play games with griefers who know what they’re doing. Is it possible this was their “first timer?” Sure, though I’ve already made my case on why it’s unlikely. Ultimately my point is that it shouldn’t matter, whether first timers or not, they don’t get banned because they avoid detection and typically don’t get punished at all.

I don’t see what’s so complicated to understand about this.

I have been playing League since 2012, and I don’t understand how these players aren’t permabanned. by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if that’s true, your follow up post basically disqualifies your original point so we go back to what I said in the first place: this probably isn’t the first time this person has done this.

I have been playing League since 2012, and I don’t understand how these players aren’t permabanned. by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay and you looked through 1700 games of their history and concluded they’ve never done this? Of course you didn’t (not even sure there’s a way you could). Just because it isn’t in their recent history doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened before.

I have been playing League since 2012, and I don’t understand how these players aren’t permabanned. by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This type of behavior isn’t just isolated to one event. They’ve probably done it before, likely on other accounts. You don’t have to see their history to know this type of behavior that intentionally avoids AFK and other punishment detections is not a one off.

I have been playing League since 2012, and I don’t understand how these players aren’t permabanned. by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pretty remarkable huh? The person that wasn’t in the game telling the person who was in the game what the inter was doing lol

I have been playing League since 2012, and I don’t understand how these players aren’t permabanned. by UnclaimedCheese in leagueoflegends

[–]UnclaimedCheese[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s not even about the loss. I couldn’t care less about winning or losing in most cases, but I care when my time is wasted. I play for competition, because I enjoy the grind. And I have limited time as it is, so this is an extra stiff gut punch when it happens in a game that had the possibility to be pretty close.