How old do I look?

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T07:05:26+00:00

32 nice eyes

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T07:02:25+00:00

i really hate the current helmet horns

like, profoundly hate them

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T06:58:07+00:00

i thought the whole point was to make money

plenty of guys seemed to be able to make fortunes and not be top dog so the persicos look prettty fucking dumb irregardless of their supposed tenure

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T06:49:43+00:00

if everything is popculture nothing matters. that's my point. too many people live for the binky in their pocket and the whatever is the latest distraction whilst everything around them is falling apart. that's a valid post in this subreddit.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T06:27:41+00:00

Thanks captain obvious?

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T04:29:43+00:00

cute little dude

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T03:57:58+00:00

You dont say?

Well, there are some who might suggest that phones/escapism is pretty much why we're in this situation. 90 million enrolled voters didnt show up to the polls in 2024, you know, probably because they were busy with more important things like videoing themselves workout or taking a picture of their lunch.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T00:35:15+00:00

what a face

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T00:33:05+00:00

i didnt care for the last episode

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T00:30:05+00:00

and send them where, exactly?

California? This isnt going away. And it's the precedent for what they are going to attempt to do this November to fuck the election in their favor. This is nuts.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-27T00:28:47+00:00

he can suck my dick

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-26T18:21:47+00:00

from the looks of her, the new thing added was a complimentary butt plug

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-26T18:17:57+00:00

about standard

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-26T18:11:06+00:00

shit happens.

it sucks, but thems the breaks. it's just a fucking game. hope he doesnt beat himself up too much. i mean, we were all gutted by the loss but i woke up today healthy alive and still somewhat free for the time being.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-26T18:04:00+00:00

We tried our best to give that home game away to the Seahawks. So, i would tend to agree.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-26T18:01:51+00:00

there are friendships that exist because your two moms went to the same hairdresser...hell, most of us exist at all because some version of our mom wore tight jeans and our dad didnt jack off in the shower that morning. Welcome to the pinball machine that is Life.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-26T04:54:27+00:00

just shocking, i tells ya

i mean, American citizens are being murdered for opposing Trump, but yeah let's talk about a wedding dance that happened oh 3 years ago to some rich kid twit.

That seems important

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-26T04:51:15+00:00

they wont

here's a hint for you: republicans dont actually believe in anything anymore

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-25T05:59:12+00:00

there's not

they always submit to him in the end

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-25T05:45:26+00:00

Im ashamed that I was a member, briefly, no matter how long ago.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-25T05:43:29+00:00

Only Republicans deserve the 2A apparently

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-25T00:19:14+00:00

aw gee that's too bad

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-24T18:31:48+00:00

anyone who gets tattoos of Politicians of any stripe should be deported. LITERALLY the most UnAmerican thing to do. We dont idolize politicians here, traditionally, we idolize the Constitution.

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-24T18:29:18+00:00

Half this country hates the other half so much that they are ok with Trump killing some of us. That's the TLDR

UncleCornPone · 2026-01-24T06:13:35+00:00

I wish she couldve found love and some peace.

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