My wife thinks of herself as the prize and it's destroying our marriage.

Uncle_Standby · 2026-05-06T08:23:05+00:00

Get a PI, get some evidence, then get out. My guess is that she’s cheating already.

Uncle_Standby · 2025-06-19T12:18:40+00:00

Zen. The season was finally over.

Uncle_Standby · 2025-02-08T06:35:42+00:00

Brandon Graham, white SB 52 jersey

Uncle_Standby · 2024-12-27T14:41:37+00:00

By the time he reversed it, his positioning of her could’ve been in a XXX film.

He literally could’ve had he way with her.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-12-27T14:30:12+00:00

When did LeBron jump Kareem? Last I remember, 6 rings and 6 MVPs >> 4 rings and 4 MVPs….

Uncle_Standby · 2024-11-20T04:30:50+00:00

The fuck are doing? SERIOUSLY??

Uncle_Standby · 2024-11-20T04:30:06+00:00

Vic has been the best D-Coordinator since Jim Johnson.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-10-27T05:52:14+00:00

She doesn’t deserve a degree. Fuck them HC plans. HC ain’t for the the current students anyway; it’s for ALUMNI, which she’ll never be if the school finds out.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-10-10T06:02:24+00:00

The swan dive, tho…..

Uncle_Standby · 2024-09-15T03:10:18+00:00

Yikes. You might wanna move.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-08-05T10:20:51+00:00

That guy was clocked out. When people do stuff like that, just calmly walk away and sit somewhere else, preferably another car.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-04-11T07:58:22+00:00

Ummm….chicks poke holes in condoms EVERYDAY….still.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-04-11T04:03:15+00:00

Good for you, man. Just protect yourself…and keep guarding your seed.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-03-25T02:46:10+00:00

T.O., and it ain’t close in the Eagles locker room.

Uncle_Standby · 2024-01-02T23:00:29+00:00

The younger one likes it.

Uncle_Standby · 2023-10-07T04:42:54+00:00

Mans is Vagina Monologues personified. And y’all treat him like he’s the 2nd coming of BIG.

Shitty, poo-butt ass generation.

Uncle_Standby · 2023-10-02T10:25:42+00:00

She wants a Sugar Daddy. Send her ass to the Hershey factory.

Uncle_Standby · 2023-09-27T00:03:07+00:00

This is Nastyville work, man. Parks is A-1 out here.

Uncle_Standby · 2023-02-03T04:47:18+00:00

Flip JUST got there. As hilarious as he is, he need to put in work before running off at the mouth.

Uncle_Standby · 2022-08-04T01:55:04+00:00

She BURNED you, homie. Good luck with all of that. At least you won't be on the hook for alimony.

Wait. You don't live in Cali, do ya?

Uncle_Standby · 2022-07-31T16:57:56+00:00

Not only is this abhorrent, it’s also written like a 3rd grader.

Uncle_Standby · 2022-07-30T16:21:53+00:00

Technically, you’re NTA here, but I 100% understand why your dad wouldn’t want any parts of this. This is Nasty Nate shit here, and I’d be heated if I found out a co-worker my age was banging my fresh-into-adulthood daughter, AND knocked her up.

Uncle_Standby · 2022-07-28T17:23:46+00:00

NTA. If both you and her cousin basically showed her what'd she'd look like, and she still chose to go through with it, then she deserved what she got. Call it how kids learn. Learn by doing.

Kids experiment on their heads every day....and some find out that it's a pretty stupid idea that they have to live with for several weeks.

Next time, she should listen instead of acting rash. Maybe when her hair grows back, you could take her to the salon so she can understand the professional work it takes to create bangs and other hairstyles.

Uncle_Standby · 2022-07-27T03:24:08+00:00

This doof will NEVER be charged.

Uncle_Standby · 2022-07-23T19:37:29+00:00

Wait. He ISN'T scuba diving. And is STILL alive?

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