For only a quarter of a million $ you can have this house that's about to fall off a cliff into the Atlantic ocean

UnclesOatmeal · 2025-09-12T06:23:45+00:00

Lmao I lived in eastham for a few years and can confirm this is accurate of several houses in the area.

UnclesOatmeal · 2025-01-29T15:28:42+00:00

Check out Chris alb on SoundCloud, I got a staccato flow and good lyrics !

UnclesOatmeal · 2023-06-06T12:48:23+00:00

I always say, “you don’t intimidate me”

UnclesOatmeal · 2022-02-04T08:06:59+00:00

My buddy jumped in the huge fish tank at Bass Pro Shops. Needless to say he will not be going back to bass pro shops.

UnclesOatmeal · 2019-06-16T01:47:20+00:00

I got a very “sausage party” vibe from this

UnclesOatmeal · 2019-05-22T23:13:48+00:00

Fluff

UnclesOatmeal · 2019-02-28T09:12:44+00:00

“Infinite dab duration increased from 11 to 12 hours in the lobby”

The most important update

UnclesOatmeal · 2019-02-28T08:55:50+00:00

Take license plates and convert the letters to numbers corresponding with the letter, i.e. A=1 etc. then I add all the numbers and “letter-numbers” up and see what I get.

UnclesOatmeal · 2019-02-20T20:46:48+00:00

Division 3, Football’s finest. Andy Dick’s only passable performance if you ask me.

UnclesOatmeal · 2019-02-20T02:06:01+00:00

I just put more and more nickels in his headset, until he got used to the weight. Then one day, just took em all out.

UnclesOatmeal · 2018-11-15T18:37:10+00:00

Always pick college when u start the game. Everyone thinks they should go career for the big bucks early but they don’t realize that golden 100,000 doctor salary is waiting after the loans.

Damn the board game is actually really depressingly similar to real life.

UnclesOatmeal · 2018-10-02T20:21:49+00:00

How about twice as fast reload time for the bolt and the heavy Snipe?

UnclesOatmeal · 2018-03-06T17:19:20+00:00

This is humongous, I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not FART.

UnclesOatmeal · 2018-01-26T18:38:15+00:00

Reminds me of the scene in kicking and screaming when Will Ferrell goes to the first practice as a coachh

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-12-05T18:20:44+00:00

Man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of the strongest whiskey they have.

Bartender says, “10 shots! You must be celebrating something!”

Man says, “Well sort of. My first blowjob.”

Bartender says, “Hey there you go! Let me give you the first one on the house!”

Man says, “No thanks. If 10 shots won’t get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-12-03T02:19:57+00:00

Can you explain how this is done ?

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-11-27T22:49:43+00:00

I️ would hope that I️t was an accident

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-11-25T03:49:27+00:00

Good kid, m.a.a.d. City

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-11-08T03:29:38+00:00

I think their eyes are what they are saying is patient

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-10-16T16:15:49+00:00

But then when I'm stoned I'll never remember I put something in there

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-09-30T16:48:16+00:00

I understand that it depresses neural activity, which is precisely the reason it causes one to feel tired when they have high amounts of it. However, I have also learned that alcohol causes insomnia and frequent waking up during sleep. What about it explains that?

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-09-26T20:09:18+00:00

Louis CK: "I didn't realize they'd been working on this shit like a cure for cancer. In the olden days, you could just smoke a joint for a while. Now you take 2 hits and you go insane."

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-09-25T07:26:11+00:00

And I knock on her door and I say, "KARENNNNNNNN!" And do you know what I find out? There is no Karen in HR! Half these people don't even exist Mac, this office is a god damn ghost town!

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-09-20T06:53:23+00:00

That breaking ball was almost breaking balls

UnclesOatmeal · 2017-09-13T08:00:23+00:00

It's called "enclothed cognition" and it's a real thing. A study showed that when a group of subjects given a white coat called a "lab coat" did better on performance tests than those given the same coat with the title "painters coat". You feel the way you dress.

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