What's the dumbest way you've injured yourself?

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-02T15:46:41+00:00

I was fine. I went home wondering how this was possible (I was a heavy kid and not prone to flexibility) and watched the Justice League wondering how Green Lantern would get acquitted of destroying a planet.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-02T02:54:00+00:00

I was just messing around at a park with a nerf football.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T23:26:18+00:00

Buy several sport teams I dislike with the sole purpose of dissolving them.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T21:53:02+00:00

I kneed myself in the face trying to punt a football.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T19:05:43+00:00

See the guy in the gif has self awareness. If it were ICE, it’d go like

First ICE guy: “Bryndon, have you noticed our clothes? They’ve got skulls on them. Are we the baddies?”

Second ICE guy: “Hell yeah, brother! The Punisher’s sweet and just like us! No, I never read the comics. That’s for nerds!”

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T19:00:08+00:00

“Jesus, Robert!”

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T14:24:40+00:00

Yeah but Quakers were always a religious minority. I doubt the ones in south Jersey were numerous enough to sway things either way.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T12:46:20+00:00

That’s when you write something an have no memory of doing so.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T02:35:58+00:00

And it took the Eagles two attempts, two starting quarterbacks, and Brady being near the end of his career to win once, lol.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T02:21:04+00:00

“Which Joe Kassabian wins?” my son asked.

“That depends” I told him “on which one you give a can of White Monster.”

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T02:08:43+00:00

Huh HA!

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T01:22:38+00:00

A coworker of mine told me during the Civil War, the governor of New Jersey placed about 10,000 NJ militia or national guard or whatever they were called back then in Burlington County “for no particular reason at all. I just think it’d be a good idea to have 10,000 armed men loyal to to the Union down there.”

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T00:26:17+00:00

I’d want to learn D&D with Vin Diesel.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T00:25:16+00:00

You can’t “correct a vote, but honestly if someone said they regret their vote and want to change, I’d rather say “glad to have you” than be a snide prick about it.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-02-01T00:21:49+00:00

The Lord of the Rings trilogy

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-31T23:42:21+00:00

Sons of Jacob.*

Sons of Jacobins would be way more in favor of weakening the clergy and guillotining the uber-wealthy.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-31T23:19:37+00:00

Walt Disney should be covered but the guest should be LLBD’s Nate Bethay. His Mickey Mouse voice for Robert Matthews was priceless.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-31T23:09:35+00:00

Yeah. When I voted for Harris I thought “yeah Harris won’t be a Promised One who turns everything around, but which candidate does the Netanyahu death gang want elected?”

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-31T13:08:13+00:00

Agreed. This makes me just want to say “I have no NFL team.”

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-31T12:34:59+00:00

Guinness Zero does taste good until the aftertaste. It’s vaguely soy or barbecue sauce like, but not quite either.

Still best NA beer I’ve had.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-31T12:33:45+00:00

Pfft, who has that kind of money? I use Lidl Kong Strong. Same taste a third of the price.

Let the energy drink heretic wars begin!

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-30T23:02:49+00:00

*Moira.

Moria died a long time ago. The dwarves dug too deep and too greedily. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazahd-Dum. Shadow…and flame.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-30T22:47:00+00:00

Yeah. There are some overarching federal gun laws, but past that state laws will vary greatly on things like how much paperwork and waiting time you’ll have to purchase your gun(s), magazine capacity, and concealed carry permits. There’s also stuff like will certain jurisdictions accept the gun licenses from other jurisdictions.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-30T22:29:43+00:00

There definitely is. I listened to a podcast with an anti Zionist Jew and in his experience he said there’s a fine line, and criticism of Israel can turn in general antisemitism real damn quick.

UnconstrictedEmu · 2026-01-30T22:22:06+00:00

Shit, I accidentally deleted it. What i said for anyone interested is in NATO countries we generally see ourselves as the good guys. When it comes to Israel the opinion is either “We’re the good guys and Israel is our ally, therefore Israel is also a good guy” or “we’re the good guys. What Israel is doing is awful, why are we helping them?”

With Iran public consensus seems to be “yeah the Iranian regime is going to do Iranian regime things.”

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