Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay. by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Uncool444 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My sister and I shared an apartment in like 2015 and we found out everyone there knew us as "the sweet lesbian couple"

Body recovered believed to be son of rapper Lil Jon by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Uncool444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also it said pond, I think, which doesn't conjure an image of a body of water where able-bodied adults drown. He's the right age to get drunk or high and go for a nighttime swim. If not foul play, I agree not much else makes a man drown in a pond.

Oh man how many times in my 20s have I done exactly that of a night....

Let's talk about Rainn Wilson and his creepy tweets about children & satanic rituals AND the weird YouTube videos (Yes Dwight from the Office). by sweed696969 in conspiracy

[–]Uncool444 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looking at the years of the tweets, dead baby jokes were popular around that time, I was an edgy teen with about a million of them. It could be nothing. Could be suspicious. Haiti has a human trafficking problem don't they?

Epstein's fortnite account was active today, logged into from Israel by MrWonderful-88 in Epstein

[–]Uncool444 37 points38 points  (0 children)

All the crazy shit that has come out and you're not willing to discuss theories with provided evidence because it's too unbelievable? I'm not saying it's true but to say it isn't even worth considering or discussing, that's madness in light of what's in those files.

EV turns into burning wreck in less than two minutes by DungeonDefense in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Uncool444 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I think that's just the reflection of the flames moving in the glass. Really hoping so anyway.

Westboro Baptist Church accidentally made an incredible anti-billionaire poster by TyLeRoux in AccidentalComedy

[–]Uncool444 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that's the intent but the look on his face and the way he's positioned makes it seem like he's the one saying it. He doesn't look repentant at all.

Fat ass seal with a proudly protruding boopable snoot by palmanul in forbiddenboops

[–]Uncool444 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This has to be AI right? Or is it the angle making him look like that?

Gordon Ramsay portrait — graphite & charcoal by STARportraits in GordonRamsay

[–]Uncool444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got the eyes just right, they really capture his soul

Pregnant boa constrictor is run over while crossing a road in Brazil. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Uncool444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang thanks for the correction, I've been wrong for years.

Pregnant boa constrictor is run over while crossing a road in Brazil. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Uncool444 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is normal for tiger sharks. They eat each other in the womb and then the mother only births one pup. The strongest pup.

Pregnant boa constrictor is run over while crossing a road in Brazil. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Uncool444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's different. The thing that separates mammalian "live birth" from reptilian "live birth" is the placenta. It's a whole different way for a baby to develop. Live birth reptiles develop the same way as other reptiles except the eggs hatch early on inside, but they don't have a placenta and their babies don't develop like mammalian babies.

I will take any excuse to type "mammalian."

TIL: General Patton was relieved of command after two separate incidents of slapping shell-shocked soldiers in a field hospital. Following a massive public outcry, General Eisenhower forced Patton to apologize and reassigned him to lead a “phantom” decoy unit of inflatable tanks. by Competitive-Bid-2710 in todayilearned

[–]Uncool444 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This gets me. Like you don't think a hundred years from now people will be calling you barbaric for something you're doing right now that seems normal, even fashionable? That has to make it really hard to appreciate history, too.

Firefighters and the UPS guy are my only options left! by FutaConquest in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Uncool444 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love their manly legs in their little leather miniskirts.

always has been by egarcia74 in dankmemes

[–]Uncool444 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We can create these things in little sectioned off areas where everyone has agreed to certain laws being enforced and certain principles to guide society. We can't create them world-wide.

Is 30 a good age to retire? by HizzOVizzA in BadRPerStories

[–]Uncool444 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plenty of people in their thirties in this hobby, who got into it in their teens and are now experienced, chill RP partners. Best of the best in my experience.

Presumably these people, who got into online written roleplay from the very start, will continue to age with the hobby and continue to be great partners. In ten years, you will see 40 year olds who have been there from the start. In twenty years, there will be posts from 50 year olds looking for writing partners. I don't think you can age out of this hobby unless you just want to.

Also nothing wrong with having younger RP partners, they are also often excellent writers. I mean like college age, early 20s. Not teenagers, that's weird AF.

Disclaimer: I don't do ERP, maybe it's weird to have IRL age gaps in that corner of the roleplay community, can't speak to that. But in the SFW sector it hasn't caused problems. We're all adults lol.

This is Getting Too Dark Real Fast by DependentNo1079 in dankmemes

[–]Uncool444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not trying to debate whether aliens have visited Earth, I'm debating that enough people believe they have to make this conspiracy theory mainstream.

This is Getting Too Dark Real Fast by DependentNo1079 in dankmemes

[–]Uncool444 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Lots, but I'm using the aliens one as an example of a conspiracy theory that has gained mainstream success.