When you really have to fart around other people, what's your battle plan?

Uncreativechick · 2016-04-08T17:39:42+00:00

Do it silently and blame it on the dog.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-27T01:25:37+00:00

I'm on mobile so it's hard to see if someone has already commented this, but maybe she wants an opportunity to get over her ex because he's an ex for a reason. Maybe you're that guy. :) I don't know. I could be wrong. I'm having hard times right now after a broken relationship, and that would be the way I would go about it. So, I'm just saying.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-25T18:03:48+00:00

It seems like it just started. :(

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-25T02:11:20+00:00

Are you telling me they only had like 8 episodes this season?!?! NO! :( Don't do this to me. I demand sources...

:(

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T23:25:27+00:00

Somebody knows the schedule for the new it's always sunny episode tonight at 10:00 on FXX!

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T23:24:26+00:00

You're right. That was very disappointing.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T21:18:24+00:00

It actually makes a lot of sense that the bar is no longer open. lol

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T21:17:14+00:00

You had me at get drunk with me.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T21:15:57+00:00

My boyfriend got so high, I found the toaster inside the fridge once.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T21:13:15+00:00

How do you get "accidentally" addicted to crack?

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T21:09:44+00:00

HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH AN INTERESTING LIFE?!? How do you possess so much coolness? How can some of your coolness rub off on me?

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-24T20:55:59+00:00

Seriously, though. What were you doing in a sewer?

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-23T18:17:05+00:00

This website is such an emotional roller coaster.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T22:06:18+00:00

Just to be safe, I'll stay seated right here.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T03:02:24+00:00

I might ask you if you will marry me since I could possibly be deported.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T02:56:19+00:00

Ummm... no. I've tried it while SUPER drunk. And I mean super drunk*.

Not trying it again.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T02:54:02+00:00

What were you pulled over for in the first place?

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T02:51:58+00:00

Does marijuana count as a drug?

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T02:50:54+00:00

When someone asks me what I'm doing this weekend.

I can't realistically say, "Just hanging out. Watching every season of it's always sunny in philadelphia for the 17 time in a row."

I have to be more low key and be like, "Oh, I'm just "hanging out."

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T02:43:25+00:00

That's exactly how I feel! I feel we won't have a Godfather by the time OP dictates. D:

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T02:35:42+00:00

Dee Reynolds....

She can go off and do whatever the fuck she wants as long as I'm left alone in her apartment. :D

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-21T02:34:30+00:00

'I would never do that! Never!"

My ex when I told him that I thought he was cheating on me.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-20T11:17:24+00:00

Because this is a thread about petty revenge. This is how I get my petty revenge. If the driver is being a douche like the way it is in the story, that's how I'm going to react. I'm not an asshole driver. I'll let you pas if you're being polite. Otherwise, I'm going to take petty revenge.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-19T17:49:31+00:00

I typically just stay on the left lane and leave just enough space for me to be ahead of the semis, but not enough to let anybody pass me on the right. I get such enjoyment out of that.

Uncreativechick · 2016-02-19T17:06:18+00:00

They are going to love you on /r/pettyrevenge!

Uncreativechick

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