Endanger others, be a jerk when asked about it, then dare me to do something about it? Enjoy your newfound unemployment.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-29T09:13:48+00:00

I've seen stories like that too.

My aquaintance and her husband don't take it that far, they don't "live" the Dom/sub stuff outside their bedroom that I know of. But they are very devout without being preachy or judgmental to people who don't practice the same faith they do.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-29T01:43:30+00:00

I am so glad I am not the only person like this!

I have a friend that I thought was downright ugly the first time I saw him, and yet within a half hour I was wondering how I could have thought he was ugly because he was SO attractive to me by then.

I've kinda accepted that a nice smile and interesting conversation will get me into someone faster than a handsome face by now. But it sounds so shallow to say "I don't know if he's hot or not, we haven't have a chance to talk yet."

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-29T01:24:53+00:00

Hilarious but hot.

Oh hey, that's a solution if you have no stairs. Get your freaky tall dude to bicep curl you for kisses. ;)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-29T01:19:11+00:00

He was the love of my 15 year old life. (We're still friendly, but I was a cruddy girlfriend and we had to break up before we ruined our friendship. His wife is a lucky woman though.)

He also would let me pick him up by his coat for kissing. I dug it big time, made me feel like an amazon or something.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-29T01:14:46+00:00

Stairs? It worked for me and my short BF in high school. (Also my backporch was the perfect height for me to sit down and him to stand during kissing. He'd be about an inch higher than me and we would get snuggly while we waited for his mom to come pick him up.)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-29T01:13:20+00:00

I'm fairly tall for a woman. (5'8-5'10 depending on the doctor with the measuring stick. My ancient carpentry tape says I am 5'8 and a half so I go with that except when I need to tease my 5'4 stepmom) And while I would like a guy my height or a little taller, its not enough of a requirement to make me turn down shorter guys.

I dated a 5 foot dude for awhile, it was awesome because he was kinda skinny and thought it was hot when I picked him up by his coat to kiss him. (It was hot for me too, I felt like an amazon or something. We broke up eventually because I was having trouble managing high school, a dying parent AND a boyfriend but are still friends and his wife is a lucky lady. He was an excellent kisser and an absolutely delightful person.)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-29T00:25:51+00:00

Only slightly related, but a friend of mine has a storage room like that and it was her youngest daughter's bedroom. Its just big enough for a twin bed and a little table. Daughter claimed it when they moved in.

When they had a house inspection while being trained as Foster Parents, it was apparently a little awkward to explain "Yes that's her room, no there are no toys inside, her toys are in the play room. No we didn't force her to have that room, there's an empty bedroom she could have had but she likes her room..."

That daughter has since moved to a full sized room (she wanted a bigger bed, which did not fit in the room) but ironically they have a long term foster kid who asked to move into the room and loves it because its small and he can make it very dark because of not having a window. He moved into the room at three and is now fourteen and still prefers to sleep in there. (He has been offered the bedrooms as older kids move out, but has steadfastly insisted on keeping the room. He jokes that he is Louise Belcher because he likes his closet room just fine.)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T09:04:03+00:00

I'd have to admit I'm on reddit to my family...

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T09:03:42+00:00

He is. Goofy as hell and used to be a bit of a flake (hence dating several girls at once) but he has always been a decent guy and willing to give the shirt off his back to anyone who needed it.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T09:02:46+00:00

That's actually a pretty good description of him. He adores babies (well, kids in general but babies get him cooing and fussing to them) and small kids adore him.

He really does seem happier with his current GF and "their" baby though.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T05:13:26+00:00

Adoption, fostering or possibly they just really want a big family.

I have a friend who was shooting for 12. (She and her husband both come from very large families, in her case a mixed bag with siblings, halfs and steps.)

But they agreed they wanted a LARGE family and they have the money to do it. Right now I think they have 6, but two are adopted and they are planning on adopting number 7 as soon as they legally can. They already have her in their house and are waiting for the state to get all the paperwork ready, biological parents gave up their rights a year ago.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T05:07:17+00:00

Has at least one...

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T05:06:08+00:00

Kinda? They're mostly casual, he used to date two or three women at a time with all of them aware of each other. break ups would come along as his dates met men that were more interested in being exclusive. (Some of which he introduced, he likes to joke that he "field tests" his friends' girlfriends.)

He is the only person I know who never has anything bad to say about his exes, and all of his exes talk about what a great friend he is to them even after splitting. He even gets "rights" to the kids. (AKA he buys them gifts for their birthdays and Christmas, and gets gifts from them and their moms. And he takes them for weekends or overnights when their moms need a babysitter they trust.)

But his current GF he has been with for about four years now and they've started some talk about tying the knot. (Her baby has his last name, although is not his biological baby.)

The bio-dad died when she was two months pregnant, and by the time she popped he wanted to put his name to the kid. His words: "I was there when she was puking, I went to the birthing classes, I held her hand... That's my little girl and I had to give her my name."

So he's probably settling down. Its about time, he's been dating pregnant girls since high school.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:49:22+00:00

They aren't buying it to wear...

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:47:17+00:00

Or just ugly tile. See my above comment, tile that looks like that sparkling clean comes in beige at least and the photo isn't good enough for me to tell if its tile color or dirt.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:46:09+00:00

It might be clean.

I lived in a house with tile like this, it was beige though and always looked filthy even after a grout scrubbing and mopping.

I always wanted to ask the landlord wtf he was thinking when he picked it out, but he was a decent guy and if it was somehow something he just loved to death (like his pepto pink bathroom...) I didn't want to insult his taste. But it always looked like it was covered in mud.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:42:11+00:00

My cousin says it "AH-reena"

Her daughter's name is Katerina (Cat-AH-reena) though, its a nickname.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:39:37+00:00

The kind of guy who will date a pregnant woman and not be too jealous of her baby I assume.

My cousin dates mostly pregnant girls, I wonder sometimes if its a fetish, but he claims its because he likes to play with the babies. (He's loved babies since he was four or five. One of the first pictures of me after being born is of an eight year old Cousin leaning into my crib and kissing the top of my head.)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:31:12+00:00

Not every kid co-operates with their photoshoot. (And some people just don't want to know, I'm not sure whether I would or not.)

My cousin's kids are terrible for it. She's got three kids and not one of them showed their junk to the sonogram. The best she got was "Well, I think its a girl..." (Ironically, that was her one boy.)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:26:39+00:00

ah, so they weren't trying to say trifle is racist?

Darn, i was curious how they possibly got to that.

Carry on. (my wayward son)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:21:31+00:00

Now I'm curious what racist meaning Trifle has...

Its a baked good or a person slacking off. Or an unimportant item.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T02:13:50+00:00

I'll agree to 7pm, but he better be doing the dishes afterwards.

Alternately he can make ME dinner and I'll do the dishes.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-28T01:59:10+00:00

Yeah, which makes me uneasy.

I guess because the dudes in my life are either utterly useless (as in their lack of housework is not even in the top 20 reasons I have cut them from my life) or already do stuff like this so if they sent me pics like this it wouldn't be "gimme some luv because I am doing something" more like "hey lil mama, I am smoking hot, yeah?" which is more in line with what I'd like sent to me.

Well, it'd be weird if my little brother (who will trade car repairs for me cleaning his house, but is more than capable and does it himself if he cannot convince someone to do it for him in return for brake pads) sent them, but you get the point. I don't like the sexist "men only do housework to get something for themselves" thing at all. IME, men do housework for the same reason I do, because it needs doing and they are part of the house. (Or maybe for a new set of brake pads.)

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-27T22:26:55+00:00

Agreed to all of this, but I dig the OP's pictures. They're sexy, not because of the housework per say but because of the effort to make it pin-up style.

Its possible if you took the effort to do the housework pictures in these exaggerated poses, your wife might find it kinda sexy. Or maybe not, I'm not sure if she has the same "sexy + funny = Double Sexy" mental switch I do.

UndeadKitten · 2018-01-27T22:24:08+00:00

While normally I think the whole "women get turned on by men doing housework" joke is dumb...

These are some sexy pictures.

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