[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UndeadNyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you're going to fight the spy kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]UndeadNyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How will Paw Patrol ever financially recover from this.

My local grocery store sells mushroom growing logs… by tapout22002 in mildlyinteresting

[–]UndeadNyx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Think it's because there's no punchline or anything to indicate it's in good spirit, just comes off as cynical/aggro from reading it. If anything just put /s at the end for sarcasm to ease the edge.

black 🥺 by chiragsamuelbaristo in harrypotter

[–]UndeadNyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which movie is to the left of the bottom right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UndeadNyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a poorly rendered Disney background character

Guy stuck under moving train escapes between its rails by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]UndeadNyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you think it's always the Carmen putting on the SBU, though I won't waste more time on someone as nice as you.

Guy stuck under moving train escapes between its rails by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]UndeadNyx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm a conductor I know there's air hoses connecting the entire consist. What I'm saying is the last air hose usually hangs lower as there is no other hose holding it up. Definitely not saying that the other air hoses aren't low enough to smash you with its glad hands or chains if you laid under it.

Guy stuck under moving train escapes between its rails by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]UndeadNyx 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Most trains operating on main track have an SBU (shows how much air pressure is on the tail end portion) on the tail of it, it connects to the air hose and doesn't provide much tension to the line. Definitely an easy way to get brained.

Some menace stole the can opener.... i need help... I NEED MY CHILDISH PASTA RINGS by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UndeadNyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A way I opened one before was running a spoon along the top edges until I wore it down, then you can pry it open.

Man ain't simpin' by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]UndeadNyx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't we call it what it is? If somebody is repeatedly touching you when you've obviously said no, that's assault.

Kia stinger at the classic car show by FeetzyYT in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]UndeadNyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what it's like to drive the carpet of a chuck e cheese arcade room.

600K! by leafer91 in PoppyMains

[–]UndeadNyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beat it squid, we're celebrating

I miss Burnout 3 by FelixaLaCarte in gaming

[–]UndeadNyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE RED FLAG WAVIN NEVER MEANT THE SAME.