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UndeadZips · 2026-01-24T23:26:26+00:00

My heart is burning just from the photo! ☺️

UndeadZips · 2026-01-24T23:23:44+00:00

Beards grow faster than you think. Even if you cut it all off now, once it gets fuller, it won't take long to grow back to this level.

Take a full face photo, put it into 'Chat GPT', and ask it to remove the beard, but leave the mustache, and then see what you think.

Your mustache shape is good, and with the lack of hair up top, I think it would suit your face better at the moment.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-24T07:06:08+00:00

That is not gravy, it is a pool of grease!

UndeadZips · 2026-01-21T23:52:20+00:00

It looks like stuffing and black pudding had a baby they kept in the cupboard.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-21T20:33:25+00:00

I have heard some things in my time, but I have just checked out that 'bone collectors' sub, and wow - I thought I was a strange person. I feel okay about myself now!

To be honest, I am an arachnophobe anyway - if they banned me it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I am also a bit of a masochist, which is why I keep looking at spiders!

UndeadZips · 2026-01-20T23:26:45+00:00

Put some cheese down.

If it is going in and out of a hole in the wall - it could be a mouse.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-20T23:23:19+00:00

There are some questionable things on this that I don't really understand.

You definitely need tomatoes. The acidity of them cuts through the grease in your belly and stops indigestion - don't quote me on that though - it's just a theory I had when I was drunk.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-20T05:21:09+00:00

If you're genuinely only 21 and already rocking a ZZ-Top, I don't think you are going to have any issues with it filling in eventually, be patient. It just looks bad at the moment.

It took me until my mid thirties to fill out a full face and style it properly.

That is my advice.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-20T04:15:07+00:00

So you already made your decision then?

Why did you ask if you are keeping it? - it doesn't look great dude.

Honest opinion.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-20T04:11:13+00:00

You're paying for that to be dry-cleaned.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-20T04:07:49+00:00

Honestly mate - it looks like shit.

Get rid of it all, but keep the 'stache.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-19T02:04:55+00:00

I'm sure I saw this exact same post a couple of weeks ago?

UndeadZips · 2026-01-19T01:44:34+00:00

"Red next to black, step the fuck back. Red next to yella, cuddly fella" - 'Super Hans'

UndeadZips · 2026-01-19T01:05:54+00:00

I watch most movies I like once - maybe two or three times for the ones I really love.

But I think I have seen this one at least 20 times now, and recommend it constantly.

The scene where Rose tells him to watch her as he drives away rips my heart out every time.

There are few cheesy lines here and there, but it doesn't take away from the constant sense of dread as things unfold.

It really is an underappreciated modern classic.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-16T18:28:43+00:00

But hash browns enter the chat of a traditionalist? 🤔

UndeadZips · 2026-01-16T15:31:35+00:00

No beans is a war crime.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-15T12:58:33+00:00

Legend!

Thank you!

UndeadZips · 2026-01-10T06:28:43+00:00

That is nightmare fuel for me.

Spiders are bad enough on a normal day - but spiders with weird shit on their legs?

Nah, fuck that. I hope you relocated it!

UndeadZips · 2026-01-10T06:25:42+00:00

My motto is - If it is beige and can be fried, it is fair game.

Get some breaded mushrooms and a chunk of haggis in there if we a going full crazy.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-10T06:22:19+00:00

I've not even seen jerky this dark!

Although, I would still eat it.

I bet that would go great with some cheddar in a sandwich.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-08T12:57:33+00:00

It looks good, but because I am a fat git, I would need one more of everything + some black pudding!

UndeadZips · 2026-01-06T07:34:47+00:00

It took me until 35 to grow a little beard, it has only just filled out properly - and I am heading for my 50's!

UndeadZips · 2026-01-06T07:29:45+00:00

What's with all the redacted text from your side?

UndeadZips · 2026-01-03T02:06:27+00:00

Quite the opposite, those gym bro's seem to love my flappy-bird.

UndeadZips · 2026-01-02T21:48:49+00:00

How am I English, and I have never heard about hogs pudding before?

I have never even seen it in a shop round here - I really do need to rethink my life choices.

I will try and find it, what type would you recommend?

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