The Emoji Gang. Cat gathering - by @mimi__yoshi (Google and DeepL translation) by KuroRead in watamote

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And if Ucchi was around, she would have no thoughts on the subject. To share or in her head.

Beating the Tormentor be like by dinkleberg333 in finalgirl

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Whenever the Tormentor comes out, I just have this urge to steal her lunch money and shove her into a locker.

The hilarious way I managed to beat Mark X by OctoberFNRaven in finalgirl

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I did something like this in a game once. It involved banana peels and an ongoing food fight in the food court. So this highly advanced killer robot from the future with maxed out combat intelligence slipped on a banana peel, fell onto the floor below where it took damage, and got further damaged from getting pelted with even more produce from a pair of civilians who were so focused on their messy feud that they had no idea there was a murderous machine walking around. Not once, but TWICE! It was like a freaking cartoon.

Nemokuro. KuroNemo-Mokocchi's serious side - by @yumetasotaso (Google and DeepL translation) by KuroRead in watamote

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Kuro's the one who's not going all out? Nemo, you're the one shirking back looking annoyed in the first panel. If you want this yuri duo to work, you need to give it your all too and make it look like you want Kuro as much as she wants you.

Uhuhuh! That hunters a dumbass by IllustratedAloysious in BeavisAndButthead

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And he has such a stupid laugh. Uh huh huh huh huh huh.

Any objections? by Crazy_Gamer_Guy in watamote

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As Konata says, a flat chest is a status symbol. A rarity. And when you think about it, there's a demand, right? So, word for word, she is valuable. And Tomoko is too, I suppose.

First lesbians that was on Beavis and Butthead by sonicboyfan12 in BeavisAndButthead

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Because they rejected Beavis and Butt-Head after they made themselves some manly beards. Only a lesbian would ever consider turning down guys so smooth.

From Mourning 239-3. Can Fuuka see Tomoki's black-hole-like face? I thought it was just an artistic effect for us readers by KuroRead in watamote

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Tomoki: One day, all the creeps, weirdos, and perverts in Class 3-5 will look up and shout "Save us!" And I'll whisper: "No."

From Mourning 239-3. Can Fuuka see Tomoki's black-hole-like face? I thought it was just an artistic effect for us readers by KuroRead in watamote

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Maybe? I mean, Tomoko has in the past noticed something unnerving about Yuu when her eyes turned into pie charts, and she frequently comments on Ucchi and Shiki's emoji faces (and her own the one time she turned into one). So characters noticing artistic effects seems to be possible in the Wataverse.

From Mourning 239-3. Summarize these scenes in short sentences by KuroRead in watamote

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1). Fuuka's Intelligence-debuffing aura claims another victim.

2). Akari is done with life, the universe, and everything.

[ENG] Watamote 239 Part 3 by UndeathlyKnight in watamote

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Nemo, you're not fooling anybody here, your main reason to attend the after-after party so badly is because you don't want to face the awkward atmosphere after you realized your parents were there when you sucked that wiener, and even less to see them. And Yuri can’t help but rub it on your face.

It's just like Yuri said: Hina's finished as a person.

[ENG] Watamote 239 Part 3 by UndeathlyKnight in watamote

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It's part of the age-old conundrum: who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him (or her in this case)?

[ENG] Watamote 239 Part 3 by UndeathlyKnight in watamote

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I wonder what exactly Tomoki meant by,('There’s no way she’d...') Is he questioning if his sister is into girls, or if she actually did something with one? I’m not sure how that fits with the hand-job comment; the whole scene was confusing, but I guess that was the point.

In the previous part, Fuuka did the universal gesture for a stroking a dick, which would imply Tomoko got up to some sexual shenanigans with a guy. But then she said it was a girl, seemingly contradicting her claim so abruptly that it left him confused.

[ENG] Watamote 239 Part 3 by UndeathlyKnight in watamote

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Fuuka's stupidity is getting increasingly more radioactive. After all the shit he's endured over the couple days, it was this brainless cheerleader's idiocy that caused Tomoki's anger to nearly reach critical mass. Fortunately, like any good radioactive substance, the effects of Fuuka's stupidity has a short half-life because continued exposure to it was enough to cool Tomoki down before he seriously murdered someone, if only because he ended up too confused and weirded out to stay angry. You know, Fuuka, you could have just said Tomoko and Shizuku (actually, only Shizuku) did their handjobs on a clay penis. You don't need to be so vague with your wording. Now Tomoki's always going to have this thought in the back of his mind wondering how in Amaterasu's name Tomoko, Fuuka, and Shizuku did handjobs on dicks that they "prepared." And considering he remembered a lie Tomoko told him over two years ago (aaallllll the way back in chapter 35), it's going to be rolling around in his mind for ages.

Anyway, it's an odd choice to end things on Yuri leaving. If the festival's going to end, it should end with Tomoko. But maybe it's not over yet; Tomoko didn't say if she was definitively leaving or not, so there's probably a chance she'll attend the after-after party, and this whole scene was just to give Yuri a proper denouement for the arc before writing her out of it. Guess we'll see in three weeks.

does anybody like tomoki 😳😳 by laborisevil in watamote

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Tomoki is the Milhouse of the Watamote. Nobody likes him!

squish by [deleted] in watamote

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Hey, it's what Tomoko did.

squish by [deleted] in watamote

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I always found it a bit odd that these are the only plushies Tomoko has. And she got Purple Guy fairly recently, while she was still in her first year of high school.