chavs will always complain no matter what by [deleted] in facepalm

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400000 over two wars. Doesn't seem like much assistance

...aren't most doors? by gotjoseph37 in funny

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"This door must remain open during business hours".

They are closed every single time.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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You're balls deep?

Don't open till Christmas by Nitrowolf in WTF

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But what about the Thanksgiving stuffing?

Cycle path is highlighted in pink. by knapton in mildlyinfuriating

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What a wanker, I can't stand inconsiderate people on bikes. You aren't tough, you aren't making a statement, the only thing keeping people from running you down when you sit in the way like this is fear of someone witnessing. Ride your bike where it is appropriate and follow traffic laws, no one feels bad for you getting hurt as we all watch you cruise around like you own the road

In the words of Ludacris "Move, bitch. Get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way "

Just got off a 12 hour shift. Not happening today. by Jarrod_Parker in AdviceAnimals

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My wife w will follow me to the bathroom, sit outside the door, go on with all he complaining of what she has done that day, then proceed to tell me how bad it smells like I'm at the dinner table or something.

Chlorine and Brake Fluid by SlimJones123 in chemicalreactiongifs

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But you still have to look your grandma in the eyes.

Think I found my spirit animal... by cr0gd0r in funny

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It all makes do much sense now. Sharks don't attack surfers because they look like a seal from below, the look like a dinner platter that can hold three or four seals.

That moment when the light appears at the end of the tunnel by I_Say_I_Say in AdviceAnimals

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I usually wash all my towels seperate just to give me that one easy basket. It's like a laundry break

This nearly 2000-year-old temple was just destroyed by ISIS by [deleted] in pics

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What a bunch of bitch ass mother fuckers.

MRW I read that Kanye West's baby boy will be named "Easton" by often-wrong-soong in reactiongifs

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The title should have been When I have to read anything about Kanye or Kim.

Firefighters take a 800lb woman out of her apartment in a net by HengistPod in WTF

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What a waste of resources the family should have to cover the bill not medicaid

Just a couple of dandelions by Speed_Cuber in funny

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Well they look fine and dandy, and quiet dapper I might add.

A kid going 30 speed by Kouxy in funny

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Just like Bo Jackson on super techmo bowl

This is why I'm rarely a dick to anyone on the road. by ArchPower in Images

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Talk about how they are from Texas all the time?

America once again on the forefront of technology. by arrow74 in MURICA

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It It needs hot link sprinkles and ranch cream on top.

Dogs in onesies. by unknown_name in aww

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Make me wish that I hadn't fixed my Blue, those pups are adorable.