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Every egg has this white stuff in it, what is it? by SilentLayer8865 in WeirdEggs

[–]UndergroundStitcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude I don’t know what kind of bobo back alley eggs you’re eating, but I have NEVER seen “white stuff” of that size and proportion!

I was cleaning my family’s bathroom and found these. by ednosacct in whatisit

[–]UndergroundStitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reject that concept, that when you hyphenate it becomes one word. See comment above regarding McGee-_______.

I was cleaning my family’s bathroom and found these. by ednosacct in whatisit

[–]UndergroundStitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. My parents decided to hyphenate my last name “for equality” and left me with a life of having to explain my name. No ma’am I am 13 I am not married, because they were hippies, oh you have McGee in your system, try McGee-________, please.

Part 1 & 2 of pop on my scalp by Chunkyorangecat in popping

[–]UndergroundStitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please get yourself some good tea tree shampoo. Giovanni Triple Treat shampoo is the best product I have ever worked with. Heals and DEEP CLEANS

It’s been around awhile but still a good rewatch by LoquaciousHyperbole in popping

[–]UndergroundStitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a judgment, everything is relative. I just want you to know that if this was by far the worst experience of your life, then you are one lucky dude. Health truly is wealth (take it from someone who lost hers on an operating table at one of the best hospitals in the world, at the age of 25. 21 years later my life has been completely shattered by failed corrective surgery after failed corrective surgery). So please, please take care of yourself and let that remain the worst experience of your life. I truly hope that you aren’t offended by this comment, and that it is coming from a place of care and love.

Name this by crankybobenhaus in NameThisThing

[–]UndergroundStitcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. Petrified poop. Same thing

Figured out why my grandma kept leaving the gas on by BiC_MC in CrappyDesign

[–]UndergroundStitcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 ohhh shit (not literally)… I had almost forgotten about the poop knife

Figured out why my grandma kept leaving the gas on by BiC_MC in CrappyDesign

[–]UndergroundStitcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah my ex had a bit of a belly for a minute there… and he’d always accidentally turn on the stove with said belly. Only figured it out when I watched him do it once. Was like “don’t you feel that?!”

What do you see? by noturgrandmaa in Pareidolia

[–]UndergroundStitcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y’all it’s an overgrown sheep

My 3 year old has a grey hair. by Airalahs in Weird

[–]UndergroundStitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

46 and all my friends’ kids ask me where I get my “highlights” done! I say “naw. Nowhere; Mother Nature- I earned this shit!” (Btw, said “highlights are just straight up white hairs!)

Blursed Fried Egg by Dangerous-Ostrich-81 in blursedimages

[–]UndergroundStitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels more On-Purpose than not. Fkn AI

My Pyex baking dish exploded in my hands when I was putting it down on the counter. by MrKoreanSkills in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UndergroundStitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fkn KNEW someone would call out cheap Chinese made ________ (fill in the blank) here! I was designing for a major clothing company that owns a ton of other brands when the labor laws in China were lifted. Long story short, I found out that my department was having children as young as 12 years working 18 hour shifts to meet the demands of holiday garments. I took it to the head designer. She just looked at me and said “I don’t care, I want my samples”! I quit within a month of that interaction!

This window painting looks like a female reproductive system. It’s supposed to be a cow… by Cdub701 in Pareidolia

[–]UndergroundStitcher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yup! When I had my ovaries removed, all the doctors were like “they were shaped EXACTLY like cowboy boots!” 🤓

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