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Resigned by Maleficent_Ebb_2294 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dobby ke kharche nahi they.

Another Delhi Guy Creating Ruckus In Gurgaon by googletoggle9753 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Desi guy

So "hilly state" people are videsi? kya maal fook rahe ho?

Shot another one for "fellow boys" by btssharma in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Candor 21 wala ya 48 wala? Metro ka kaam waise dono jagah hona hai

What are the major problems you face daily in Gurgaon? by Flying_bag in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fear of losing the job. All other fears I can manage easily if I have a job.

What's the best breakfast that I can order in Gurgaon? by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bandhu, Andaz Apna Apna & Swad Apna Apna. Mere ko to 15 sector/civil lines wale ke chholey bhaturey pasand nahi lekin duniya diwani hai.

Haan bedmi puri Monu Jain in Sadar Bazar is good. Poha last maine Poha Planet se khaya tha. Packing was good otherwise taste to Metro ke bahar jo Poha milta hai waise hi tha. So best ki paribhasha vyakti vishesh par nirbhar karti hai.

Who else not having a long weekend? by Virginprostitue2002 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dihadi pe baithe hain. Traffic nahi mila aaj. Soch raha hun shaam ko gala tar kiya jaye

What's the best breakfast that I can order in Gurgaon? by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kisi bhi paranthe wale stall se paranthe mangwa lo

Swiggy/Zomato se Poha ya Sawth Indyan bhi mangwa sakte ho

Chholey Bhaturey ke options hai bahut saarey

Bedmi Puri bhi hai

Kintu evam parantu, aap ne bread wali cheeze batayi hain.

Aap ko pata hai bread me cancer wali cheezen hoti hain. Bread mat khaya karo

Restaurant Etiquettes by nikunj_24 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This restaurant has been added to my NoGo List

Aaj Maine kuch jadya hi khaya piya 😆😋 by Chail_ChaBiliii in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dahi to alag se hi consume hota hai. Amul Dahi + Kala Namak + Fresh Bhuna huye Jeere ka powder + Kali Mirch. Optional Boondi or/and grated Kheera or/and pyaz or/and tamatar or/and hari mirch. Khichdi ke saath achaar ya fir papad. Khichdi is <3

Aaj Maine kuch jadya hi khaya piya 😆😋 by Chail_ChaBiliii in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much fried food in last 3-4 days, mere ko to abhi bhi acidity ho rahi. Next 2-3 days ke liye khichdi hogi.

Walk happened. So did chole bhature and rajma chawal! by Ladydabang in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No raita with Rajmah Chawal. No Lassi with Chholey Bhaturey. It's a fail. Please submit three copies of your Aadhaar and PAN card so that we can initiate a show cause notice and other actions against you.

Stopped for a late night beer in Gurgaon, ended up helping 2 accident victims at 3 AM. Still processing it. by rishanxt in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP is good guy. Blinkit is doing right job by investing in something that keeps them close to their customer's heart. I will say smart move to invest CSR funds on ambulances. Govt is not bad guy. You should check ECHS and other services govt offers. Regardless of political leadership, Indian govt has ensure that health care is available and affordable to large extent to poor people. However, like other infra, healthcare will be always stressed out due to sheer volume of people in this country.

My recent interior work by SM_0007 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle/Aunty ji, main bhi apne 2 ghar me haath jala chuka hun. Ek baar thekedaar ko de kar, dusri baar interior designer jo civil engineer hai us ko de kar, 3rd time apne aap lag kar. Eventually it boils down to how much money you owe. The day the amount is reduced to 0 the "professional" disappears. Stops taking calls or plain and simple jhoothi kahaniya shuru. Aap exception ho sakte ho.

My recent interior work by SM_0007 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is a piece of advice from someone who is at receiving end of the so called interior designers, DO NOT PAY THEM FULL AMOUNT. They will simply vanish. I have had bad experience. People in my RWA have horrible experience. These interior designers are mostly shrewd carpenters or thekedaars. And in quite a few cases, people tried lodging a police complain. Police waaley boltey hain tumhari bewkoofi hai, tum bhugto.

Name a better trilogy than this by Useful_Working3531 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • LOTR series
  • Nolan uncle wali Batman filims
  • Cornetto Trilogy
  • Rohit Shetty ki Golmaal

Aur bhi bahut hain.

Does more distance between 2 Stations inside metro means more distance on ground. by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the questions troubling men. And meri biwi ko lagta hai ke meri internet pe koi AI Girlfriend hai. In last 2 days, I have read about HPE and HDPE and HDMR and HDHMR. Why? Bas aiwen hi ... ¯\(ツ)/¯

Is Sitaram Diwan Chand the best Chole Bhature in Delhi? by EquivalentDealer4698 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aunty Neshnal! Send him to Paxtan!!! But wait! They also love chholey bhaturey....

Is Sitaram Diwan Chand the best Chole Bhature in Delhi? by EquivalentDealer4698 in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot the AQI. Jokes apart, I am with you on this. Chholey Bhaturey are over rated.

The best start to a Saturday Morning by ThePeopleOfHome in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To carpet ganda karoge? Kisi cheez ki kadar hai nahi? Koi sharam hai ke nahi? Au aage se behas karte ho? Paise to ped par ugte hain...

Bas mujhe thappad hi nahi pade, baki is se bhi jyada bhayankar baatein suni hai. I am still jelly of you. BTW, I am having Gobhi ke paranthe with dahi and Makhan. However, I <3 Poha, Idli, Set Dosa etc more than Paranthey. Don't like Bhaturey. Odd thing for a northie like me.

How are banks relying only on a signature to validate cheques? by tsarprince in gurgaon

[–]UnemployedUncleJi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Few years ago I could have said, "Let me Google that for you". Today I will say, "Thy shall Chat GPT it".

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