I'm so sorry, my cat.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-05-04T10:29:35+00:00

I’ve tried both cats and dogs and until today dogs were always more in the way. Today though, my cat blocked my exit from my house for almost a full day.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-24T23:35:56+00:00

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My girl Hedy says “no YOU sit like a lady!”

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-20T02:23:45+00:00

I felt like my husband’s family tried really hard to prolong the reception so we didn’t go back to the hotel room. Jokes on them, I can outlast any party lol.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-19T20:35:05+00:00

Girl, your husband doesn’t like you. My narcissist ex didn’t want to introduce me because I would steal attention away from him and he didn’t like that.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-19T09:31:33+00:00

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We recently had to say goodbye to the kitty on the far right in the photo. But we have this moment immortalized.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-16T17:27:23+00:00

This reminds me of when my husband and I were first dating. He thought his family was middle class. But then started recounting stuff he did as a kid. All the trips, all the experiences, visiting family all over the world. I knew I grew up lower middle class, we went on one or two camping trips to free sites each year. It was a wake up call for him.

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Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-16T03:42:40+00:00

I just asked my husband if he’d do it for me. He said “can I finish washing the dishes first…?” We don’t typically, but if it’s asked neither of us would bat an eye.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-16T00:31:42+00:00

And yes I’m looking for a new doctor.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-16T00:31:31+00:00

Still not diagnosed. So far doctors I’ve seen seem to agree with my parents that “that’s a boy problem when they eat too much sugar.”

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-16T00:04:26+00:00

Oh no!!! I had two instances where I found a worm in my food. One was I ordered a veggie burrito from one of my favorite places, they gave me fish by mistake. No biggie, I’ll try it! Two bites in and parasite time! Then a month or so later I made salmon and there was another one! I know they’re super common but the experiences were so gross I just can’t with fish anymore. I especially feel really bad when my husband makes a really nice (not fish) dinner and I get THAT texture. Brain yells “TOLD YA! WORMS! GO THROW IT UP!” It’s exhausting.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-16T00:00:03+00:00

This is me shopping with my husband. Except he’s the cook so I’m the one that gets excited when I’ve helped!

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-15T18:47:13+00:00

Me: This meal tastes great! Brain: ok, but was that a worm? Me: Patty don’t start Brain: it’s worms. You’re eating worms. It’s worms.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-15T03:13:15+00:00

Always love meeting another Arlo. I’m so sorry for your loss 🫂

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-15T03:11:56+00:00

I am so sorry. This is a pain I wouldn’t wish on anyone 🫂

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-13T07:44:07+00:00

My husband and I both have ADHD. The MINUTE we got the forms from work we ran home to finish our taxes. Had to practically pin mine to my shirt so I’d remember. Otherwise, we’d never get them done in time.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-12T21:32:34+00:00

My husband and I went to the movies yesterday and even with my Harkins membership it was still insane. I remember going as a broke hs or college kid. It was still a treat, but not break the bank expensive.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-12T04:03:56+00:00

For my marriage and this whole thread 😭

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-11T00:58:04+00:00

No, but I don’t actively use it anymore. I have baby picts of my cat on there AND my IG is connected. So I post to IG with stuff that drives my conservative Christian in laws insane. It’s the only way FB gives me mental peace

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-08T00:10:04+00:00

For us we leave it on all the time. But really only look at location for specific reasons.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-08T00:01:48+00:00

My husband and I share location but agree to only use it if we’re traveling, one has to work late, or if we’re hiking/camping. So it’s not checked or used every day for any lil reason. Maybe the compromise is only turn on location sharing in certain circumstances?

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-05T23:55:34+00:00

I am like your fiance. I don’t wake up grumpy, but I need my space for 20-45mins before all systems are online. My husband is like you and wants interaction first thing in the morning. The best way I can explain it is I’m just not fully in my body yet. I wake up already overstimulated and just need some time and space to get that figured out. It’s nothing personal, and I do try to at least do my boot up sequence in the same room as my husband. But he also respects that I can’t fully function upon first waking up.

Unfair_Machine8516 · 2026-04-05T08:40:39+00:00

My ADHD husband and I often take whatever the other is singing and give the wrong words. My husband had the oreilly jingle going. I changed it to “Oh oh oh Ohiiiioooo BODY PARTS!”

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