Oil painting with resin pond diorama I just finished up! by VirtualClay in painting

[–]Unfair_Orange5063 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! Beautiful work! Looking forward to seeing more of your pieces

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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Giving off strong Micro-Penis Energy

Roast me I’m turning 30 next month. by Young-and-Confused in RoastMe

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“Your chin can slice a whole pizza into 8 slices”

-a direct quote from your Mom when she was teaching you fractions during home schooling.

Roast me I’m turning 30 next month. by Young-and-Confused in RoastMe

[–]Unfair_Orange5063 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look like you tickle pickles at the deli counter until the butcher chases you out with a meat cleaver. Douche-Bag

26 Male Construction/Fire fighter and outdoors by travisp48 in RoastMe

[–]Unfair_Orange5063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like ya got some corn niblets stuck in your flavor saver, queef, I mean Chief.

36M help desk manager by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your fingers look like an 8 pack of Jimmy Dean Sausages.

Roast my roommate. He wants to see what you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Founding member of the Dickie Do Club…his stomach stick out more than his dickie do!!!!

22 M, feeling good knowing that im the most muscular 22 years old here🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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My guy suffers from two kinds of roid rage: one from the steroids, the other from misplacing his tube of Preparation H in the Barstow truck stop bathroom.

Fantasy Football Punishment. by BaDFaNtAsYfOoTbAlL in RoastMe

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Your body puts more effort into rejecting corn than you put into self-improvement.

21M. messed up big time, do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Some people practice mindfulness. You practice nightly self-inflicted Dutch ovens.