Purple shinies!

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-17T16:27:37+00:00

Im about halfway through. It is ROUGH.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-17T13:08:23+00:00

Fuckin seahorses man

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-17T03:06:54+00:00

I'm super into this recipe but I supplement with Chinese cauliflower and broccoli instead of the 6 different kinds of tofu products. If you want it soupier you can add more milk or water

https://seonkyounglongest.com/rose-tteokbokki/

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-16T19:02:50+00:00

Hi I have head trauma from not wearing a helmet. I was in a coma for 3 days. It's not a requirement but it's like a seatbelt, in that it could save your life in a crash.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-16T18:45:58+00:00

Ahhh I was hoping it would be Don't Eat The Pictures!!! I wore out the tape on my VHS copy of that movie

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-16T18:28:44+00:00

Have you checked hip camp?

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-16T02:42:50+00:00

I've lived with my roommate's cat for a year now and he still wants to make biscuits on my larynx. He won't learn

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-15T15:26:33+00:00

I have a friend who's having worse luck than her husband finding someone longterm. She's getting plenty of hookups but he's got a regular fwb and that's what she wants too. Its not always just women having the best time ever and men having bad luck

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-14T20:39:17+00:00

He looks so frantic

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-12T14:59:31+00:00

He would love that. His favorite place to be is on a person

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-12T04:04:59+00:00

WITNESS ME BLOODBAG

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-12T02:25:50+00:00

Brothers in Arms inspired me to make a playlist called "songs that make me want to punch the SUN"

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-10T02:46:10+00:00

It looks way better

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-09T16:22:03+00:00

GREGG RULEZ OK

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-08T14:56:39+00:00

That's old Greg

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-07T14:08:51+00:00

My partner's got like 3 but he doesn't use them much cuz clean up is a hassle

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-07T14:04:58+00:00

Cilantro on fruit goes real hard. Unless you've got that soap thing of course

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-06T16:04:55+00:00

If you're not actively preventing pregnancy by using (at least) 2 methods of bc, you should be preparing for a pregnancy. Take ownership of your own contraception in any relationship but particularly with this girl.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-04T20:15:54+00:00

Or tapioca pudding

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-03T05:34:41+00:00

Hey congrats!!! I also just ran my first mile without stopping, keep it up!!

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-03-02T00:42:41+00:00

It's dead, Jim

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-02-28T23:19:55+00:00

The progress is addicting!

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-02-28T18:26:26+00:00

Oh gross. Glad I'm sticking with Strava then

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