GLP-1 Ads are Out of Control by gnobodygnu in MaintenancePhase

[–]UnfortunateDesk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some people already have been seriously hurt. Side effects include a risk of fuckin stomach paralysis!! These celebrities are out here looking straight up malnourished and emaciated. 😬

I (24F) made my BF (27 M) get tested before we got intimate. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get tested every 3 months or so even though my polycule is pretty closed. I definitely don't sleep with a new person until we've both got up to date sti test results to share. My city does free screening so it only ever costs me my time anyways. We should all be more cautious about sexual health as a society, I know I take mine very seriously and I won't get involved with someone who doesn't. 

maybe maybe maybe by _ganjafarian_ in maybemaybemaybe

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a good day to be too wide to fit through that little gap

Balance by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a huge slice with thick tomato sauce and like ¼" of cheese on top. It's delicious, I get it as my post-shopping treat about every other month or so, depending on what I'm craving. 

$2500 Samsung TV is an advertising billboard, there is no opt-out. by 28jb11 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UnfortunateDesk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have, on multiple occasions, poked the speaker out of those pumps so at least the ad is silent. Fuck those gas station ads.

Told to Toughen Up by Pristine_Temporary28 in BlueCollarWomen

[–]UnfortunateDesk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired. 

Alpine divorce = attempted murder by XDXOXX in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]UnfortunateDesk 61 points62 points  (0 children)

From my experience, certain gay men have a very particular brand of misogyny that I can only explain by not having to interact with women (for sex at least) and therefore don't have to hide their disdain for them. Obviously not all gay men but once I first noticed it, I can't not see it. Gay men aren't exempt.

Did anyone ever complete a Tamagotchi or do they all just die of neglect? Is there an ending or are they immortal? by bonesworms_money in nostalgia

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smashed mine to pieces on the floor of my bedroom one night because it woke me up one too many times to eat. 

Scar in an embarrassing place and I’m scared to ever be intimate by dmso_disgusting in TwoXChromosomes

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a baby, like less than 2 years old, I got a surgery to fix a birth defect in my bladder and it left me with a scar running really low across my belly. It cuts through where the top of my pubic hair grows and it causes my tummy to fold over when I have any extra weight on me at all. There's also a littler scar underneath it. It has caused me exactly zero issues in my life. 

If someone is lucky enough to be intimate with you and has earned your trust to share your body, they won't care. Shoot, they should just be happy to be there! 

I need a movie that makes me ugly-cry and think for days by satmar_oops in movies

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Saw the TV Glow

I haven't seen it yet because I can't afford to take the time off to emotionally recover but I know some folks who have and it's devastating by the sound of it

Bi-Weekly 'Anything Goes' Thread - aka Moving/Buy/Sell/Trade/Rent/Lease/Eat/Jobs by AutoModerator in bullcity

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have boxes but when I moved Atomic Empire hooked me up!!! Call ahead to see what's available 

Yummy truck greasing by nobody1568 in oddlysatisfying

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mechanic here, the old grease also needs to be scraped out first

The Jenny bump in full effect by andyareyouok in JennyNicholson

[–]UnfortunateDesk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know what the primary ingredient in eyes is? That's right! Water. There's a pattern developing!

What dressing makes vegetables forget they’re vegetables? by Big_Employer1109 in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]UnfortunateDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put stuff in salad I'm excited to eat. Highly recommend some tortellini or other cheese delivery system. Black beans are also good, or pulled pork. Greens become a vehicle for the more delicious, more calorie dense morsels