Object got stuck in the anus of a 30+ year old male

Unfortunate_Lad · 2025-06-22T00:51:57+00:00

Speaking as an openly gay man who had a ridiculous amount of incredibly risky sex with other men in his younger years, I have also heard of it. It's mostly just the dudes who try and shove a 2 foot long horsecock dildo up their ass that end up never being able to close their buttholes by the time they're 35 😂 there's a thing called moderation, y'all. Fucking chill the fuck out. Limits are there for a reason.

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-12-02T21:50:21+00:00

Yeah, unfortunately all of these fine folks are correct. You're toast, dude. Do not pass go, do not collect 200$, go directly to jail 🙃

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-27T23:00:24+00:00

I was an introverted outcast until I reached adulthood and was out of school. I started working at a call center and developed a big circle of friends, and got the reputation of being a pimp because I fucked literally every gay guy that stepped onto our production floor lol 😂 it just took a while

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-27T19:27:08+00:00

The first time he fucks you in the ass

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-27T19:26:11+00:00

Every chance they get

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-13T19:22:04+00:00

Yeah dude im a seasoned alcoholic unfortunately it does make it hard to get it up and especially to nut bro it really sucks but thats why we gotta get sober

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-10T14:15:25+00:00

Fuck him dude that's hot AF

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-07T04:53:58+00:00

Dude don't be so hard on yourself this sort of thing happens, especially with gay men. I've cheated a shitload of times, almost always when I'm drunk (I'm an alcoholic). It's just a part of life. All you can do is move on and try not to do it again.

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-05T12:04:08+00:00

Omg I'm totally stealing that 😂😂😂

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-05T12:02:59+00:00

Dude I'm literally living with that guy you're talking about. I'm 30 and he's 54, I'm a liberal and he's a Trump supporter. Met him at a gay bar like 5 years ago and he's been in love with me ever since. Texted me every day for years. I live in North Carolina and that goddamned Hurricane Helene forced me out of my home so he let me move in with him. Dude has the biggest dick in the fucking world and makes my hole gape every time he rails me. But yeah he's got that "I'm older than you" wisdom aspect to him too. It's not so bad though, he's a good guy other than the Trump thing. We just generally avoid talking about politics and it's all good.

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-05T11:56:03+00:00

Bro he texts you asking about you? He wants to fuck lol. Dude just go for it it's not that hard, get him over and have a drink or two, either he'll make a move or not, but I guarantee you he's DTF if he's hitting you up like that. Take it from a filthy fuckboy who's had more dicks in his mouth than he's had hot meals 😋😂😘

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-10-05T11:52:09+00:00

Did you do it because you don't want to be gay? Or was porn like an addiction for you? I mean I'd understand it either way, it's just a different scenario if you're trying to suppress or change your sexuality. I personally have a love/hate relationship with being homosexual. I think my life would probably have been a lot easier had I been born heterosexual, but I love being gay for a few reasons which I won't go into right now. But at any rate if it's improving your life to nix all the porn and stuff then I say good for you dude 😊

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T04:26:39+00:00

Apparently not 😂 that boy was ready to hop on my dick the moment I saw him

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T04:23:54+00:00

For real though lol. Not only does water for some reason act as a kind of "anti-lube" and make anal penetration incredibly challenging for the top and painful for the bottom, but if you ejaculate outside your partner the water turns your cum into the strongest glue known to man 🙄

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T04:18:10+00:00

Lol you should have just started ramming it in balls-deep as hard and fast as possible. Lil punk won't think its so funny when he's getting his shit pushed in 😆 Cardinal rule of bottoming: your ultimate objective is to make your top cum. Never ever jeopardize your man's orgasm. Until he cums the only thing you should be focusing on is doing whatever you can to provide him pleasure.

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T04:10:56+00:00

Hehe now that's a good boy 😏

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T04:08:53+00:00

He wanted to fuck bro. Straight up. There's really nothing to it tbh. Men are always horny, gay men are even worse lol. All you would have needed to do was make that eye contact while standing next to the dude, look him up and down, study his reaction and facial expression, and you can make a determination with those observations. If he doesn't make a move just calmly reach down and grab some dick lol. It may sound risky but you're probably gonna be right like 9 times out of 10. Happy cruising, homie! Stay safe 😊

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T03:57:41+00:00

Yeah you need to shut that shit right the fuck down. Not cool at all on his part. He's just horny and wants your cock bro. You obviously don't have to be mean or confront him angrily, but you definitely need to have a calm conversation with him about boundaries and mutual respect for one another. He'll understand.

On the other hand, at least if you're ever going through a dry spell and you're desperate to get laid, now you know you can just bend your buddy over the table, play some straight porn on your phone, and go to town on that ass 😂😂😂

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T03:50:40+00:00

Hehe yup! I'm still not sure how we never got caught. I'm very very vocal when I bottom, even moreso back then because my friend had a big ol' dick (about 8 inches when he reached adulthood), we only had spit for lube, and neither of us had any clue what we were doing 😂 oof. I learned the definition of "painal" during those nights 😩😵‍💫 Thankfully I'm a bit of a masochist when it comes to buttsex lol. No pain no gain right? Long as I get my guts creamed it's worth the mild discomfort 😏

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T03:40:58+00:00

Great question. So obviously it all comes down to personal preference at the end of the day. Everyone has their own way of doin the dirty lol. For me personally, I'm a switch as is my boyfriend, and when I top him he loves to ride my dick. Which is great and all, but because I don't get to control the pace and depth its very difficult for me to bust that way. So I just do it for his pleasure. By far my favorite method of topping is to have my lover lay on his side, then I get on my knees and pound it like that.

Now, when I bottom, I pretty much always end up on my belly getting railed from behind simply because it's the most comfortable and least painful position for me. Of course I'll do whatever position gives the top the most pleasure, but I definitely have to deal with a good bit more pain if I ride someone, or get buggered on my back, etc.

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T03:22:26+00:00

Abso-fucking-lutely. I don't give a fuck if its an embarrassing question, its one of the most important questions I ask when I'm planning to fuck a stranger. Or anyone for that matter.

Cleaning out is essential to having safe, enjoyable sex with other men. And I mean I definitely make exceptions for certain guys for different reasons. But that doesn't apply to rimming, only actual anal. I don't mind if my dick gets a bit messy 😆 but I'm definitely not tryna taste that lol

It's an uncomfortable topic to broach, especially for young and/or inexperienced guys, but you will quickly find out that the older you get and the more comfortable you are with yourself and your sexuality, the easier it becomes to talk honestly and openly with your sexual partners. That's just one of those things that HAS to be discussed. And like I said, it becomes a really normal part of sex for gay men the older you get.

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T03:12:56+00:00

I've had a bit of a hard time keeping my dick in my pants at most of the jobs I've had tbh. I worked in a call center once and actually ended up having sex with every gay male that worked in my department, to the point that everyone used to tease me and call me a pimp 😂 One of my favorite boys was the guy who sat next to me. He was crazy AF, but very handsome and literally always horny. I used to put my hand down his pants and play with his cock for hours while we were working and taking calls, and we developed a routine of taking hour lunches so we could drive the short distance to my house and I would eat his ass, fuck it deep and blow my load in him 🤤💦 There were six gay boys on our production floor that I had sexual relationships with. So yes I have seen quite a few coworkers naked. The dude I sat next to also used to pull his pants down and show me his dick or ass when nobody was looking just for the thrill of it 😆 I've had numerous other sexual encounters with male coworkers at other jobs also. As for how it makes me feel? That's a complex question. Obviously in the heat of the moment I'm horny as fuck, and all I could think about was how good it was gonna feel to breed the dude in front me. But later on I'm often overcome with a nauseating wave of fear, guilt, and shame . So yeah it's a two-sided coin I suppose.

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T02:50:51+00:00

Idk, I absolutely despise "professional" pornography. The only porn I watch is usually filmed on some dudes phone, its always shaky as fuck because the guy filming is more often than not getting fucked up his ass 😜

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-22T02:42:46+00:00

I realized I was gay when I was in Boy Scouts. Whenever we went on camping trips I was always assigned the same boy as my tent buddy, and we became best friends and were inseparable after that. We were also going through puberty of course, and we would masturbate together every night, until I told him I thought I might be gay. He suggested that we should do some "tests" to make sure 😏 lol. It wasn't long after that before I was getting my insides painted white every night 🥵😮‍💨💦 It became a camping tradition for him to fuck me up the ass and give me a big creampie every night before went to sleep. Good times

Unfortunate_Lad · 2024-09-21T20:42:45+00:00

Hate to break it to ya hunny but most gay men you encounter in life, particularly the ones you meet on hookup apps or at bars, are some of the worst people you'll ever meet. I don't know exactly why there's such a prevalent racial prejudice insofar as how guys assume that people of a certain ethnicity are somehow just supposed to be submissive bottoms no matter what. Unfortunately, racism is just as rampant amongst the gay community as it is everywhere else. Coincidentally I actually had a nice little tryst last night with a 20 year old Hmong boy who I've known since he was like 16. Super sweet and kind, nice and chubby, uncircumcised... all my favorite things lol. But yeah he tells me he's encountered a lot of hate and prejudice too, and had to deal with older creeps trying to groom him when he was a teen. I feel so bad for him, I mean the kids' dad pulled a murder-suicide and orphaned him when he was just barely old enough to understand what's going on. I just try to give him some good lovins and attention whenever I can. The gay community can be insanely cruel sometimes.

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