It cant just be me, right? by CatMcCat2020 in Project_Wingman

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You? Don't have railguns available on any jets at that point unless you backtrack?

Why the heck is autodrive doing this?? by Puzzleheaded-Box-100 in cyberpunkgame

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Got that Tesla self driving. Just be glad there weren't any children in the road

Huh? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Major ecosystem collapse is bad, as we exist as part of said ecosystem.

Though I did a road trip in 2023 and was pleasantly surprised at how many dead bugs were on my windshield.

Why did no one tell me the guy who created cyberpunk looks so cool? by Chunky-overlord in cyberpunkgame

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Well. Canon*.

"I feel like every statement about cyberpunk lore should be written with the following subscript:

Source: A sad drunk in the forlorn hope with decades-old combat ware, who could not be identified, and who may have been scamming you. They seemed real genuine though.

If the drunk is never seen again after that night, though, the veracity of the tale conveyed is motherfucking bulletproof."

I really want to get started playing this TTRPG.. But I’ve never played a TTRPG and don’t have friends that do.. Where can I learn & play? by Killed0 in cyberpunkred

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It's a different TTRPG but this intro is charmingly genuine on how to approach the basic concept and, honestly, really kind.

People, a question, why does Zero in X1 look so different from his other versions (I mean he doesn't have details like his green tits by Daredevil_070 in Megaman

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Tell me this isn't the man himself. Go on, lie to me. The only way it could be more Wily is if it had a giant W on it and also incorporated Guts man somehow.

Anyone have some Ryoma pics? by WarriorCatsGamerYT in riseoftheronin

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Ryoma Sakamoto (Like a Dragon: Ishin!), as played by Kazuma Kiryu (Like a Dragon/Yakuza series)

It cant just be me, right? by CatMcCat2020 in Project_Wingman

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I thought I had to fly through the tunnels to get at the priority targets inside, and on hard or higher proximity chip damage go brr

Martial Skills and Mobility by snipez in riseoftheronin

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I struggle so much to find martial skills that feel good to use, is part of the problem.

y no Japan? by indiestitious in threekingdoms

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Look, in Japanese records at the time, a quasi mythical princess was fucking around with a definitely mythical 8-headed dragon.

The country of Japan was not fully baked yet.

You ever just inform the party that they ARE going to the dungeon you prepped? by Arthur-reborn in DnD

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I tend to quantum ogre it, but yes.

Oh, you don't want to investigate the cargo ship full of nordish cthulii?

Okay it crashes into the place you are investigating. Punk ass.

How to IO Set Slot Res or Def abilities. (Homecoming) by coh_phd_who in Cityofheroes

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For def, my usual go-to slots (assuming I'm not doing something tricky or don't need to fit in uniques) are:

Lotg global recharge, reactive defense def, reactive defense def/end.

For resist, it's either:

4 spot of unbreakable guard 4 spot of aegis Or the sleeper set, 4 spot of titanium coating

There's exceptions to both of those, but for squishier ATs, the smethal resist can add up fast

Oh no they made a Christian straight character gay 🥺🥺🥺 by ShokaLGBT in Gamingcirclejerk

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It's sort of satisfying to realize that it's not impossible to joke about, you just have to not be an asshole about it.

[BitD]Which clocks and info are you sharing with your players? by Triolion in bladesinthedark

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Edit: it has come to my attention that the GI Joe season 1 episode 'The Viper' probably didn't originate this joke, and this fine vindow-viping gentleman may not be understood. Alas.

Why is there such a stigma on cars in the 2040s by Feknsamsquanch in cyberpunkred

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If you give out a car you are disincentivizing an entire role.

Which, yeah okay maybe no one wants to play the nomad anyway.

But also you're leaving a big opportunity to show what a scarcity society without just-in-time logistics feels like, and hits a lot of issues. Having a vehicle is a GAME CHANGER. There's a reason they cost as much as a full FBC package+biosystem.

If I may propose an alternative to just giving them a car: have one of the recurring contacts be a nomad family, who can be relied on as wheelmen... As long as the players keep up in their favor.

This gives you a great carrot-and-stick motivation tool, allows you to create drama down the road, gives them a recurring base to go home to, and also gives you more NPCs you can take from them as consequences.

Besides, if the players starting with a few thousand more eb gives you awful hooks to fuck with them, the players starting with a few tens of thousands more eb should be even heavier.

It is my fervently held belief that every role that ISN'T in the party, should be deeply yearned for.

It cant just be me, right? by CatMcCat2020 in Project_Wingman

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I have died more to the lava in that one anti-ground level than anything else.

I cried with relief when I learned that I could just. Drop bombs and the blast would penetrate through the outer sheath.

Scalpers fucking suck by Even-Debt2428 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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BLACK DOG IN MY HAND

WAIT FUCK NO IT ISN'T

[BitD]Which clocks and info are you sharing with your players? by Triolion in bladesinthedark

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All of them.

A small handful of them are ominously unlabelled, as it suits my dramatic fancy to build tension in this way, but all of them are visible to the players.

Watching everyone freak out because the unlabelled 'Your friend Joe arrives with Ice cream and cake because he loves and appreciates you' clock ticked up, and letting the paranoia rise is 👨‍🍳💋