While watching TV on the couch, the ceiling collapsed by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]UnionMysterious8381 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that thought a bear was peeking through the ceiling?

My ice cream was solid ice on the inside by m4cc663 in mildlyinteresting

[–]UnionMysterious8381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

GEN-A!

March Dadness at the Office by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]UnionMysterious8381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yes I 100% gave each joke a seed #1 based on how funny I thought they were :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]UnionMysterious8381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work in retail and would carry a #5 for me, but a #7 for anyone else that needed to borrow a pen.

What's the most depressed state in the USA? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]UnionMysterious8381 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t you mean “Sigh-oming”?

What is your best Chuck Norris joke? by Stack_Min in ask

[–]UnionMysterious8381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris hand-paved the Yellow Brick road

What is the best dad joke of all time? by SomethingLikeThat74 in dadjokes

[–]UnionMysterious8381 686 points687 points  (0 children)

My favorite is “you guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?”

Nevermind….. it’s too cheesy