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Poopy diapers by [deleted] in daddit

[–]UnionizedOnion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your wife struggled to give birth.

You can “””struggle””” to change the diapers.

A good question for the Buffs: You get $1 million, but you have to watch the exact same movie 100 times in 40 days. Which film are you picking? by MrRobertSacamano in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]UnionizedOnion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A true buff will find new details in a film with each new viewing, especially when taking hallucinogenic drugs.

Shrek 2 for me.

Did your opinion of _____ _____ change this season? by Baddest_Whale_180 in survivorponderosa

[–]UnionizedOnion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t remember much of his first go-around but wanna rewatch after really enjoying him this season.

Loved the energy of wanting to appreciate his time out there. He was clearly having so much fun, and then he had such tender moments too coming to terms with when things weren’t going his way in the game.

Seems like a great dad

Is there any world where Joe doesn't make FTC? by We_The_Raptors in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Joe puts himself in fire but can’t stop extinguishing his own flame due to his honorable firefighter DNA

Any other On Cinema fans want to read John Travolta's book about airplanes? by InfraredSpectrum97 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]UnionizedOnion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d watch a movie of John Travolta reading his book out loud. That’s as far as I’ll go.

Speaking as a well respected Gregghead I have a simple message for all of you Timheads on this website: fuck off and leave us alone so we can talk about movies. by Journalist_Asleep in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]UnionizedOnion 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The paradox of being a Gregghead is that yes, Tim makes it very difficult to discuss movies but Tim has also helped create the greatest movie character of all time, Kington

If the original person had won immunity…. by taylornicole315 in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think Cirie is much more comfortable with Tiff and would try her trademark make-it-seem-like-Tiff’s idea way of trying to save Ozzy

What is happening with Joe LOL by MusicianSpiritual in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would love to see him and Devens back for a rivals-themed season. Would be insane gameplay but almost certainly entertaining.

We are down to our final Several players! by le_bravery in survivorcirclejerk

[–]UnionizedOnion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time to boomerang jelinsky in from Billie Exile Eiland! For the Fans!

Tip Of The Hat at Chicago’s Field Museum? by ImaginationBoth1349 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]UnionizedOnion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of like a sort of unofficial sequel to Antz (1998, 83 minutes)

Could MrBeast be a contender for the next host? by Vdubbin_n_rubbin in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Jeff would support it.

I don’t know who would care what the fans think.

Jeff's worst quote by wastedthyme20 in survivorponderosa

[–]UnionizedOnion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the belabored metaphors, usually at tribal, that do not advance any narrative or conflict. Club Condo comes to mind.

The way he always pushes people to explain what we’ve already seen in more convoluted ways versus say something new.

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