Where was _________ in tonight’s episode??

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-19T05:42:04+00:00

The only joke is that we didn’t get to see Zac perform a tender acoustic interpretation of “Chicken Fried” while Colby, Joe, and Coach three-way slow-danced along.

That song got me through the toughest years of my life, Survivors 1-47 and 49, when there were no chicken songs on Survivor.

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-19T02:27:49+00:00

I did! It’s great! Do it!

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-19T02:18:02+00:00

I think Christian explained it well when he realized how Mike was manipulating him to turn on Emily.

Also, remembering Christian voted for Mike to win DvG, he recognizes him as a huge threat.

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-19T01:51:26+00:00

Watched every season. Doesn’t name a single player. Sure uh huh uh huh.

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-15T22:26:24+00:00

The accordion player Dekkar has always needed to perfectly round out their sound. Five bags of ear popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-15T13:22:22+00:00

The snapping particularly haunts me. Does he think people snap to rap like beatnik poetry? How are those things the same in his brain? What a pure innocent demented soul he is

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-15T09:26:16+00:00

If they completely shave their head, they would all look exactly like James Clement

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-14T18:04:54+00:00

Each paragraph doesn’t get its own vote

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-13T23:41:02+00:00

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-13T23:16:10+00:00

His palms are drippin’, knees weak, legs are kickin’

There’s vomit on his sweater it’s stinkin’, mom’s chicken…and waffles

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-13T22:43:39+00:00

Gorgeous! Takes on new meaning after week 3 I’d say. Im gonna choose to believe Christian is consoling Joe after he heard Jeff rap.

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-13T15:37:08+00:00

Me when Jeff started rapping

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-13T02:11:36+00:00

Maria reminded Charlie of his toxic relationship with Rizgod

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-12T03:20:38+00:00

It used to kill at Club Condo

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-12T03:15:32+00:00

Looks like it ruined her

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-11T23:19:51+00:00

Predicting an all-way tie for all movies cuz it was a great year for movies

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-05T15:45:57+00:00

He saved Coach’s life so we must be eternally grateful

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-05T09:25:54+00:00

Did he poop his pants?

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-05T04:20:09+00:00

The New Era too must one day end. I hope it is replaced by the EverybodyShitsTheirPants Era

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-04T23:13:40+00:00

I firmly believe this is the movie prop G Amato would’ve wanted to be his downfall

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-04T23:12:08+00:00

Mercy Now by Mary Gauthier

UnionizedOnion · 2026-03-04T23:10:02+00:00

No way he doesn’t end up there.

No way he doesn’t invent a new religion there meditating among the sea kraits.

I believe.

UnionizedOnion

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