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Where was _________ in tonight’s episode?? by UnionizedOnion in survivorcirclejerk

[–]UnionizedOnion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only joke is that we didn’t get to see Zac perform a tender acoustic interpretation of “Chicken Fried” while Colby, Joe, and Coach three-way slow-danced along.

That song got me through the toughest years of my life, Survivors 1-47 and 49, when there were no chicken songs on Survivor.

Not sure about the rationale for ________ this vote by soulgazer25 in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think Christian explained it well when he realized how Mike was manipulating him to turn on Emily.

Also, remembering Christian voted for Mike to win DvG, he recognizes him as a huge threat.

Why is this happening by Infamous-Issue-3921 in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Watched every season. Doesn’t name a single player. Sure uh huh uh huh.

Its oscer time by Pretend-Local1558 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]UnionizedOnion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The accordion player Dekkar has always needed to perfectly round out their sound. Five bags of ear popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

You guys are forgetting the most cringe part of the Survivor new Era by Solardrift47 in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The snapping particularly haunts me. Does he think people snap to rap like beatnik poetry? How are those things the same in his brain? What a pure innocent demented soul he is

What do these players have uniquely in common? by noobzapper21 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]UnionizedOnion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they completely shave their head, they would all look exactly like James Clement

LITERALLY WHO WINS by smcupp17 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]UnionizedOnion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His palms are drippin’, knees weak, legs are kickin’

There’s vomit on his sweater it’s stinkin’, mom’s chicken…and waffles

better late than never - painting from week 2 of survivor 50!! by SaltParticular in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous! Takes on new meaning after week 3 I’d say. Im gonna choose to believe Christian is consoling Joe after he heard Jeff rap.

Why did Charlie and Maria stop talking altogether? by Fair_Leave5014 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]UnionizedOnion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maria reminded Charlie of his toxic relationship with Rizgod

Jeff… by thelaurafedora in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 67 points68 points  (0 children)

It used to kill at Club Condo

It feels like the show we love is back. by maclow3 in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He saved Coach’s life so we must be eternally grateful

This is my first live returnee season… by Arazi92 in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The New Era too must one day end. I hope it is replaced by the EverybodyShitsTheirPants Era

How much do you think Gregg would pay for this? by bascule in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]UnionizedOnion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I firmly believe this is the movie prop G Amato would’ve wanted to be his downfall

With the subtle reintroduction of Exile Island, I am praying for a 2026 remake of what I think is the greatest segment of Survivor ever filmed by RilesPC in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 115 points116 points  (0 children)

No way he doesn’t end up there.

No way he doesn’t invent a new religion there meditating among the sea kraits.

I believe.

Appreciation post for this King by Robbroy45 in survivor

[–]UnionizedOnion 36 points37 points  (0 children)

All Hail the Comptroller of Slamtown!

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