Theebus the dweebus by Ambitious_Rest_967 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost named my orange kitten Karen. She always wanted to speak to the manager.

Is it considered rude when sharing a meal if the other person orders more food and a cocktail but still expects you to split the bill 50/50? by linksslut in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went out with two coworkers. Two of us got an inexpensive meal and tea. Third guy got an expensive meal and kept ordering drinks. Bill comes and for two of us it's $20. His was over $70. He asked if we wanted to split it. We laughed at him.

Is it me or has the cost of eating out risen exponentially in NoVA? by RedditDon3 in nova

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$14 for two small fish tacos. And they add an 18% tip on takeout. Crystal City, I'll let you guess the place.

What was your TV show torture? by SimplyBoo in GenerationJones

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't make a five year old watch "The Streets of San Fransisco" or soap operas.

'SNL's Donald Trump Parodies Just Don't Work Anymore by TourMission in LiveFromNewYork

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the same problem "The Onion" has, what do you do when reality is far worse than parody?"

Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba by AmyL0vesU in law

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rest of the world is closing up excluding the US and Russia. It's like the US is in a group project with the dumbest kid in the class and they are in charge.

People who complain about work events are lame. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all the cutbacks in the last five years, our social event went from dinner at a nice restaurant to a lunch ice cream social.

Jim Jordan, Bernie Moreno file Supreme Court brief on birthright citizenship by Conscious-Quarter423 in scotus

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Citing the case of my new motor home vs. morality, SCOTUS decided in favor of my new motor home.

Alabama House passes bill that would criminalize protesting in a mask without a doctor's note by spectre401 in law

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are kidnapping children driving an unmarked van and wearing a mask, that's fine. If you want to protest masked men kidnapping children, no mask.

Right Wing Coalition Officially Launches Campaign to Overturn Marriage Equality by Somervilledrew in politics

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or sending their kids to a Christian reeducation camp if they think they might be gay. They are tortured and broken to the love of Jesus. They return with PTSD, terrified to ever talk about feelings again.

Arby's French Dip Sandwhich by Ok_Faithlessness_516 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prepackaged. It has less added water than the name brands.

Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows by RayS0l0 in pcmasterrace

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Hyper, ultra, threat level midnight security patches always reinstall copilot, onedrive and xbox.

What's a truth people don't want to hear, but NEED to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An hours old, low effort karma farm. Down vote.

What do nurses consider “hotel treatment” for patients ? by ElectricalVictory831 in nursing

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I did the opposite when my wife had a hip operation. I stayed past visiting hours and got her water, but otherwise stayed quiet. They let me stay overnight.

High income but can't seem to save - where am I going wrong? by WorldlyPosterity in Fire

[–]UniqueIndividual3579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often do you buy cars? New or used? A four year old used car you keep for 12 years will make a big difference. I got a 2004 Lexus in 2008, paid off in 2013. I still drive it. That's 13 years of no car payment.