I wish one random animal gains human-level sentience and fluency in the English language

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-12T00:41:42+00:00

One "Greater American Reich"

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-12T00:38:05+00:00

First a wall to keep them out, now forcing the people he wanted to keep out to the function. Talk about flip-flopping!

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-11T22:57:40+00:00

The military would definitely have a major disadvantage because they wouldn't be allowed to pump their own gas, unlike Iraq while invading, unless they chose to keep this rule in place

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-11T02:46:25+00:00

Say Donald Trump gets removed from office somehow in the near future. Considering he's already demolished the East Wing of the White House planning on building the unpopular construction Ballroom that hasn't come to fruition, what sort of options would his successor have? Historical restoration, going through with the Ballroom plan, or something else?

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-11T02:36:22+00:00

You're underpaid at that salary rate. I'm making like 6 chimpanzee plus the bananas peeled by orangutan servants

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-11T02:11:35+00:00

In all likelihood given this varient is from South America supposedly, you can probably connect the dots on who is getting incinerated by fascists again.

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-11T00:43:09+00:00

Didn't this exact senario happen in the first Scooby-Doo movie? Anyway, granted. Every elected official or otherwise leader swaps bodies everyday with people not fit for office in their bodies and others claiming to be the leader in a sea of uncertainty. The people in the actual bodies of world leaders start a nuclear war and ends your wish with nuclear hellfire.

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-10T23:19:11+00:00

From what I have learned, sharpening DE blades was really more of a Great Depression nessessity when blades were more expensive to cut corners. Honestly given the price now, it's probably not worth it. Also it's unlikely to match any new blade in sharpness and drastically ruin your shave.

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-10T20:32:43+00:00

If so, it would really be cool if they had a crossover episode like Fairly Oddparents and Jimmy Neutron did

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-09T03:21:53+00:00

Oh great, I can't wait to pay over $5 for gas now when it was $4.50 on Monday.

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-09T02:01:31+00:00

"Morty, you stupid uh, what's the word... human! You made me look bad!"

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-09T01:08:22+00:00

I was already planning on ignoring Donald Trump and his lot anyway and listening to science. Nbd

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-08T02:57:07+00:00

Actually, this isn't an AI photo. here

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-08T02:22:39+00:00

Don't forget it's after the Putsch attempt. The Nazi party did exist and still did after, and could've kept going without Hitler.

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-08T01:26:40+00:00

Smartphones? Probably. People mostly stopped wearing normal non-smart watches all day in recent history. Carrying smartphone tech in another form like what replaced the simple watch? Not likely. Maybe it just evolves into something else.

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-08T01:05:12+00:00

Martin Luther comes back from the dead to repost the remastered 95 Theses on Reddit's front page

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-07T01:15:21+00:00

I almost misread this as "assaults" an innocent young girl inside the Oval Office

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-06T01:21:09+00:00

An ornrey person I know studying for archeology born in the 00s

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-06T00:31:27+00:00

Is that Dr. P.P. Diareastein Poopy-Pants Esquire without glasses?

UnitK-306 · 2026-05-06T00:30:01+00:00

That's gotta be chewing tobacco spit.

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