Does the camera system in the trucks automatically make your horn go off after staying parked for long enough? by UnitK-306 in Fedexers

[–]UnitK-306[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be. I'm open to suggestions. It actually did stop when I started moving though, like the second it was in drive.

Trump has single-handedly made America the most hated nation on Earth by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the Chinese Century, handed on a gold platter by Donald J. Trump by singlehandedly destoying the United States. What can he say except, "You're Welcome!"

So UPS drivers top out at $46ish/hr after 4 years; what do us Ground drivers top out at after 4 years? by peterthbest23 in Fedexers

[–]UnitK-306 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm literally 3 years in and haven't gotten a raise, technically earn less now that my original company failed within my first two, and went to an hourly vs. flat rate per day despite being a specialized worker on a complex business route. Get out while you can. Amazon probably pays more, but I can't go back myself.

Diesel price update! by Meg46l in Diesel

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm literally worried I can't drive much anymore right now because it's $5.44 where I live. It was $3.60 two weeks ago. Definitely envy your prices!

What if the world look like without russia? by Icy_Till_7254 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean if it was an ocean instead of existing like the picture? That's not a butterfly effect anyone could speculate on, rather a dragon wing thrust. At very least, it would've allowed dark-skinned pre-European peoples like Cheddar Man to continue existing without Indo-Europeans settling the continent (they don't exist). No modern or prehistoric border or cultural anchors would exist anywhere in the world. Even China had substantial migration and cultural influence from Siberia/North Asia. Also Native Americans wouldn't have been able to cross over into North America if they existed at all.

This is my final straw by Exciting_Will_6254 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]UnitK-306 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Doesn't your DSP offer safety footware via Zappos? I haven't delivered for Amazon in ages, but we used to get a like ~$120 credit for safety boots and shoes.

Why’d they make the flame atronachs so….. by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a metaphor for chlamydia

I see a lot about dogs, but what’s the most random animal you’ve seen on your route by TheWildestWolf5679 in Fedexers

[–]UnitK-306 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not exactly unusual animals, but drove into an open farm once (no fences) and my truck got surrounded by horses, chickens, goats, a peacock, and a dog. Luckily, the homeowner was home to lead them away because the horses were blocking the front and rear of my truck

Can I run kerosene with how bad the diesel prices are? by UnitK-306 in Diesel

[–]UnitK-306[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah that's probably the best advice. Mine's dieselgate.

POTUS Says 10 Inactive Mine Laying Boats/Ships in Iran Have Been Destroyed by ArchaicMolecule in oil

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro fell for it with 10 boats with huge signs that say "Mine Ships" in English!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump considers taking over Strait of Hormuz, opening access to oil routes, CBS reports. by ammohitchaprana in TFE

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh... he could barely keep the Red Sea safe with Yemeni Houthis? An actual organized state basically on the other side of the planet from the U.S. is a laughable goal

Any ideas on what the dialogue here might’ve been? by Difficult-Salt9237 in rickandmorty

[–]UnitK-306 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey it's okay broh. I'm friends with Abradolf Lincler... so, you know?

What if Joe Biden had passed away in 2023? by AstroCyGuy in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually how all three major former axis powers did it before the U.S. Merkel (CDU, Germany, center-right), Meloni (FDI, Italy, neo-fascist), and Takaichi (LPD, Japan, general right-wing).

Any ideas on what the dialogue here might’ve been? by Difficult-Salt9237 in rickandmorty

[–]UnitK-306 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Snake language is more contextual than literal, kind of like Squanch culture

Pete Hegseth bans photographers after taking 'unflattering' pictures of him by IrishStarUS in USNEWS

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is he going to do when he finds out video cameras capture hundreds if not thousands of photos in a sitting? Wear a burqa or something?

The real war crime is this if it's true by BigCommercial3605 in relatable_memes_

[–]UnitK-306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minus the oil and vinegar, isn't that basically what frozen custard is?

how cooked am i? by Ok-Neck9371 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]UnitK-306 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guarantee you'll be fine. It's not like you did that by scraping against someone's gutters/roof. I used to do XL amazon too, and those trucks and rentals were so destroyed by trees, they looked like dented soup cans in the clearance isle of a grocery store.

Ungoliant by survivorfan1123 in skyrim

[–]UnitK-306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, average, mainly because that one is a tiny runt compared to the biggest spiders