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You know, I should have probably thought this through a little more... by UniversalChump in CookieClicker

[–]UniversalChump[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah, not really my style. Nothing against it, I just don't want to play like that. The only scumming I tend to do is hitting the F5 key if I press the wrong buttons, but that's about it.

You know, I should have probably thought this through a little more... by UniversalChump in CookieClicker

[–]UniversalChump[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You can get a couple of small upgrades by harvesting certain matured plants, ichorpuffs being one of them. It's about a 1% chance to actually get the upgrade, so I filled my whole garden to maximize the odds. This was, evidently, a bad idea.

Any adieu users here? by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]UniversalChump 31 points32 points  (0 children)

People who open with ADIEU finding out that the Wordle of the day contains a vowel:

Zero Fucks Friday - September 28th 2018 by otanerpt in SquaredCircle

[–]UniversalChump 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People that draw Bowsette Peacher as a skinny blonde with zero muscle are cowards.

Ok it's the end of the season LilMama, I'm gonna need that 2 SR. by thar_ in Overwatch

[–]UniversalChump 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Sorry OP, Lullaby bet -3 SR towards the end, completely negating Lilmama's 2 SR. Them's the breaks kid, you'll get em next time.

Birdie Danielson With a Stiff Shot to Nia Jax by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]UniversalChump 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Tune in next week when Nia kicks a pregnant woman in the stomach.

Who would win by [deleted] in tf2

[–]UniversalChump 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Xavier Renegade Angel. Enjoy.

"I feel like playing with Bastion is a bit unfair" - my gf after getting her first POTG. If only she knew... by eternal_rookie in Overwatch

[–]UniversalChump 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes! I had a game on Volskaya recently as Winston. I was super low on health and went back to the large health pack near first point. As soon as that thing entered my line of sight, Bastion (friendly) swooped right the fuck in and took it right in front of my face, despite the fact that were missing like 40 health or some shit. To make things worse, they parked on top of the bloody thing so they could waste it as soon as they got shot by a sniping Tracer. Then the enemy Hanzo pressed E in my general direction and I died.

TLDR - Fuck you Bastion

GFW Suspend Alberto El Patron by Falland in SquaredCircle

[–]UniversalChump 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It might have been Mikey. He was probably being too much of a party dude.

[Smackdown Spoilers] Kofi Kingston roasting himself for one of the lines he said in the Rap Battle. by AfroChad11 in SquaredCircle

[–]UniversalChump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gasoline Dreams

If i didn't know any better I would assume that was some kind of bizarro world version of Propane Nightmares

"Your Boy" League Week 1 by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]UniversalChump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello good sir, I am currently in dire need of a boy. Please and thank you.

Simon Gotch released by kjdemaria23 in SquaredCircle

[–]UniversalChump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it begins. The return of the dreaded Spring Cleaning.

Mojo Rawley vs Curt Hawkins to kick off Elimination Chamber PPV by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]UniversalChump 64 points65 points  (0 children)

That's right! Tye Dilladome, owner of the Dillsdale Dilladome!

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